WTF!?!: Amy Winehouse Fashion Line

Edited by Hillary Frazier

hahahha. Trend de la Creme told us that PPQ is collaborating with Amy Winehouse to produce a fashion line, and we agree with them, I wonder what that will consist of?  A slew of designers have already designed Wino-inspired gag-accessories…

Clockwise from the tshirt: Cafepress.com, girlprops.com, Stacey Rebecca, David Shrigley, Modern Minx, and centered, Titanium Kay.  Who knew Wino could be such an inspiration to the fashion world?

SOURCE: Trend de la Creme

IN CASE YOU CARE: Rihanna Cancels; Madonna Can’t Adopt, Nicolas Cage Injures People

Edited by Saynt

• Rihanna‘s cancels concert. [Neon Limelight]

• Ciara‘s duets with Chris Brown. [Rolling Stone]
• Madonna can’t have a baby[Reuters]
• The 3 year old baby’s 15 year old father speaks out against Madonna. [E!]
• Britney Spears. TERRIFIED. [Perez Hilton]
• Pink “if I were gay, do you really think I would have a problem coming out?” [Perez Hilton]
• Beyonce‘s “somebody’s getting fired.” [Perez Hilton]
• Roman Polanski. No longer a sex offender?!? [AP]
• Janet Jackson tittie is still making news. [L.A. Times]
• Amy Winehouse gets down with a mystery man. [The Daily Mail]
• According to Cloney, Rande Gerber didn’t fondle anyone. [TMZ]
• Nicolas Cage movie is causing causalties. [TMZ]
• “He almost lost it completely on The Soloist, so it’s little wonder he went nuts on Miley like that. I mean, people just don’t know how close to the edge he really was.” a “friend” on Jamie Foxx [E!]
• Robert Duvall against Walmart. [AP]
• Octomom gets sued. [TMZ]
• They tried to make him go to rehab but he said no, no, no says Dennis Rodman‘s rep. [E!]
• Jennifer Hudson is taking a break. [E!]
• Twilight and Slumdog Millionaire lead the MTV Movie Award nominations. Weird. [People]
• Diddy and Russell Brand hang out in Las Vegas. [RussellBrand.tv]
• Holly hearts Russell. “Russell and Holly were flirting with each other all night,” a source says. [E!]
• Paula Abdul releases something. [L.A. Times]
• Jessica Alba says her 11 month old daughter Honor Marie is “covered in lots of drool.” [People]
• Eminem = 20 Vicodin, Ambien, and Valium a day.  [People]
• Alexis Bledel says she is interested in doing a film in Spanish. [Wall Street Journal]
• Margaret Cho said, “I don’t think of her as plus-size. I just think of her as beautiful. I think people are going to fall in love with Brooke and the character Jane and realize that beauty comes in all sizes. That’s something we are trying to promote with the show. The idea of being plus-size is somewhat ridiculous, because most women are. I mean, I am, and most women are.” [CNN]
• “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.” – Shia LaBeouf is a momma’s boy. [Star]

LINKAGE: Rihanna Cancels “Comeback” Concert; Madonna’s Adoption Case Adjourned Indefinitely [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]

SPREAD UM: “Iguatemi” Vogue Brasil April 2009

Edited by Kirby Marzec

Believe it or not, while browsing this spread, Amy Winehouse’s “Back To Black” shuffled its way onto my iTunes. Although Ironic and cliche, the song, in combination with the spread, just reaffirmed that black is A-ok for the spring. The editorial, shot by Jacques Dequeker featuring model Isabeli Fontana, really shows off the textures and shapes of these fierce black pieces. The spread itself isn’t anything groundbreaking, but the clothes, oh, the clothes. Forget my attempt at brightening it up this spring…bring on the black! 

GALLERY: SPREAD UM: “Iguatemi” Vogue Brasil April 2009

Thanks Fashion Copious! 

Amy Winehouse Continues To Go Out In Public. We Continue to Cringe.

Edited by Saynt

Amy Winehouse has been told to keep her clothes on. Apparently, she’s been enjoying some streaking while on vacation/extended rehab/downward spiral. It should be illegal to look so crackish when you’ve got her moneys.

LINKAGE: Crazy Crack Whore and I don’t Care

Dior Homme Makes A Push For Pugh?

Edited by Corey Moran

RUMOR ALERT! RUMOR ALERT! AND I AIN’T TALKING ABOUT THAT UGLY CHIN WITH THE LAST NAME WILLIS EITHER! There are rumors swirling that Kris Van Assche is getting the boot from Dior Homme after his consistently poor performance over the course of the past couple seasons. Who is he rumored to be replaced by? Well if you’re that slow and haven’t realized that all the buzz is pointing to the Men’s “IT” designer of the year Gareth Pugh, then just stop reading this now and head towards the kitchen for a knife and begin cutting slowly.

Since the hype around Pugh is swirling without any signs of dissipation, Dior Homme is apparently bringing him in for some consulting work, thus resulting in the departure of Van Assche. Word has it that the rumors began when the daughter of LVMH owner Bernard Arnault was spotted front row at the Pugh show. 

It was also said that Pugh’s show this season was his “audition” for the job. If this is the case Van Assche has the same chance of keeping his job as Amy Winehouse does at getting sober.

Could this be the resurrection of Dior Homme? Let’s hope so!

Image courtesy of: The Fashionisto

Lady Gaga Might Be The American Amy Winehouse

Edited by Saynt

I’m not sure if this is Lady Gaga, but seriously, why not. Thank god we’ve got our own little Amy Winehouse here in Brooklyn. I was worried I’d have no one to talk shit about when that British crack whore finally ODs on a Heath Ledger cocktail.

TRENDSPARK: Sideways Beehive

Edited by Saynt

I’m not sure what this is but we have three photos of it and feel you should be aware that if you attempt it people will assume you are really an alien in disguise a la Mars Attacks.

The Bashed: Wino

Edited by Zmaji Robinson

Die 2008, DIE! And Take Anna Wintour With You!

Edited by Zmaji Robinson

Well Indies, we’ve come to the end of this gaping maw of a butthole we call 2008. As the resident douchecack, I felt I needed to violate you one last time like R Kelly at a Girl Scouts sleepover before we cross over into 09′. This year has been bitter sweet hasn’t it my Fashionophiles?

We got our 1st black president but we lost a hot, stacked soccer mom with power suits that made Hilary Clinton’s snicker doodle implode with jealousy.

Britney brought sexy back but Amy CrackHouse started looking like something out of Thriller.

Christian Siriano released magnificent product, taking his spot as a candidate for fashion’s future but this season’s Project Runway sucked man-berriez like eager back alley prostitwats.

Fashion Indie’s Fashion Week Brooklyn was the toast of New York but Marc Jacobs continued to flash bystanders that malnourished little peen from under his crushed velvet man skirt………..NYPD did nothing, PIGS!

Daniel Saynt and Rebecca Alexander joined in matrimony, filling the world with love and beauteously raunchy married relations but Spencer and Heidi threatened us with the possibility of producing offspring, filling the world with fear and horror, sending some into suicidal fits of madness.

Sasha Fierce killed in Grace Jonesesque chic but made stinky poo glitter all over music.

Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion but Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion…………..and yes he’s still ‘IGNANT’, his brain’s still in his ass!

Fashion Indie got more awesome-er but Annie Wintour is still in power devouring the souls of our young, all whilst enjoying high tea.

And lastly but most importantly, I’ve never been more sexifull…………Put A Ring On It!

See ya on the other side Indies

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Don’t Think We Forgot About That Zombie!

Edited by Corey Moran

Oh Amy Winehouse, when will you realize no one cares anymore? If you remember a couple months ago we had the When Will Amy Winehouse Die? post in which the members of Fashion Indie guessed when this walking mummy would spare us all and call it quits. Well in an exciting turn of events, Amy has been put on suicide watch after she was caught with a knife to her chest saying she wanted to kill herself. Though none of us had her going quite so soon, I will say my Halloween guess is starting to look rather positive. Of course we would never wish death upon someone, the end seems inevitable for Amy, especially when she recently shared her aspirations of dying young like the infamous Sid Vicious.

Thanks to Hollywood Rag for the image.