Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley- Like two peas in a pod...a terribly unfortunate dress pod.

Eva Green- Did you used to be a Frockette?

Anna Friel- Your stylist forgot to tell you that her pit bull accidentally threw up the garbage he ate all over your evening gown. Oops!

Eva Birthistl- I would really appreciate it if you would give me my Christmas tree skirt back. Thanks.

Is this some kind of practical joke? Last night’s British Independent Film Awards had a red carpet full of unfortunately dressed celebrities…the ones who typically look the best everywhere else! Sorry ladies, the  Boston Tea Party happened in 1773…if you’re seeking your revenge for those high taxes back in the day, this is certainly not the way to do it. 

Thanks Jezebel!

LONDON - NOVEMBER 30: Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley arrive at the British Independant Film Awards 2008 at Old Billingsgate on November 30, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Jo Hale/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Sienna Miller;Keira Knightley

LONDON - NOVEMBER 30: Eva Green arrives at the British Independant Film Awards 2008 at Old Billingsgate on November 30, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Jo Hale/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Eva Green

LONDON - NOVEMBER 30: Anna Friel arrives at The British Independent Film Awards 2008-Arrivals at The Old Billingsgate,London. (Photo by Jo Hale/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Anna Friel

LONDON - NOVEMBER 30: Anna Friel arrives at The British Independent Film Awards 2008-Arrivals at The Old Billingsgate,London. (Photo by Jo Hale/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Anna Friel

LONDON - NOVEMBER 30: Eva Birthistle arrives at the British Independent Film Awards at the Old Billingsgate November 30, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Jo Hale/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Eva Birthistle

LONDON - NOVEMBER 30: Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley arrive at the British Independant Film Awards 2008 at Old Billingsgate on November 30, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Jo Hale/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Sienna Miller;Keira Knightley

LONDON - NOVEMBER 30: Eva Green arrives at the British Independant Film Awards 2008 at Old Billingsgate on November 30, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Jo Hale/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Eva Green

LONDON - NOVEMBER 30: Anna Friel arrives at The British Independent Film Awards 2008-Arrivals at The Old Billingsgate,London. (Photo by Jo Hale/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Anna Friel

LONDON - NOVEMBER 30: Eva Birthistle arrives at the British Independent Film Awards at the Old Billingsgate November 30, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Jo Hale/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Eva Birthistle