Gucci is about as tired of Guess as we are. They just filed a complaint in New York against the company that helped make Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole Smith household names. The action is against Guess?’s use of green-and-red stripe designs mixed with interlocking G’s a pattern design the Italian brand claims is theirs. Guess attempting to Guccize sounds scary to me. I guess someone is set to pay for this most heinous act.

LINKAGE: Gucci Sues Guess? Inc. Over Use of ‘G’

Can’t even begin to express my excitement over this steaming pile of camp. I will watch it, make a drinking game, then watch it again, make a pill popping game, then watch it again, then die, then return from the dead to narrate my story.  Oh, lordy how wonderful you are for bestowing upon us this masterful work of cinematic genius.

Can someone off Paris Hilton already?  I don’t want to miss out on the opportunity to sign Willa Ford to play the late heiress. Cause you know the chicks gonna be accepting an Oscar after this instant classic.