Now, I have never considered myself a gentleman — usually a lady, more often a tramp — but in reading Ford’s “5 easy lessons on how to be a modern gentleman” for An0ther Magazine,  I realized that I’ll probably never be a gentleman. Not because I’m sartorially challenged, but mostly because I’m kind of an asshole.

Photo: AnOther Mag

1. You should put on the best version of yourself when you go out in the world because that is a show of respect to the other people around you.

Okay, I can support this first rule. I don’t actually respect anyone, though —  I just enjoy my version of self being noticeably better than everyone else’s.

2. A gentleman today has to work. People who do not work are so boring and are usually bored. You have to be passionate, you have to be engaged and you have to be contributing to the world.

I’m a Fashion Blogger, which I guess one could consider work. Sure, this “work” usually involves making snarky commentary on fashion, drinking at press events and keeping one step ahead of the feds, but, hey…it pays the bills.

3. Manners are very important and actually knowing when things are appropriate. I always open doors for women, I carry their coat, I make sure that they’re walking on the inside of the street. Stand up when people arrive at and leave the dinner table.

I mean, fuck that. I’m all for being polite and shit, but only to the point where it doesn’t inconvenience me in any way, shape or form. At the end of the day, though, Good Samaritan Laws exist for people like me — who’d sooner chew off their own arm then offer someone a seat on the subway.

4. Don’t be pretentious or racist or sexist or judge people by their background.

Yeah, okay, then why work in fashion? Next!

5. A man should never wear shorts in the city. Flip-flops and shorts in the city are never appropriate. Shorts should only be worn on the tennis court or on the beach.

Okay, I can definitely agree on the flip-flops, but I dare you to find me wearing a hem that falls below my upper thigh come early June. These gams are meant for public consumption, thank you. I do, however, completely object to board shorts, baggy jean shorts or any short that could be mistaken for pants.

I guess being a gentleman is more than just dressing the part and perhaps we can all take a page out of Tom Ford’s book of etiquette. But that would involve constantly striving to be a better person and I am just suh-WAMPED these days. I’ll consider opening doors for women but unless they intend to tip me…I do not hold coats.

Link Love: AnOther Man

- Christina Aguilera put down the bottle long enough to film this commercial for her new reality competition show, The Voice. The gimmick, the judges — including Maroon 5 hottie Adam Levine and Cee Lo Green of Goodie Mob, Gnarls Barkley and “The Song Otherwise Known As Forget You” fame — listen to the contestants but don’t have to look at them. The show was originally called So You Think I Care Who You Are? [Just Jared]

- Tom Ford calls the shots on the cover of Another Man. Among his many decrees: more lady boob, more male model butt, a hint of vaj, and sequins everywhere. [Design Scene]

- The sheer whore’s dress that allegedly caused Prince William to fall for Kate Middleton has been sold at auction for $125,871. Not bad for what’s essentially volleyball netting and wax paper glued together. [Fashionista]

- Nicola Formichetti’s muse, Rick Genest/Zombie Boy/Rico was homeless and had thousands of dollars in fines, making it impossible for him to leave his native Montreal for the Mugler show in Paris. That is until Formichetti paid said fines out of pocket and the gods of fashion granted the young Zombie Boy a free pass(port). [Hint]

- This video is a perfect example of why you don’t eat on the subway…or eat carbs..or eat. [NY Post]

- And this woman is a perfect example of why you should use kegels for good and not for evil.[Jalopnik]

- And this video is an example of…well, I don’t really know what it’s an example of but seeing a fur coat literally come to life has to be an example of something. [elRellano]

LINK LOVE: YVY Mag

AnOtherMan Magazine released another issue, and I love this editorial.

Find more photos like this on ENVY

Photography Serge Leblon

Styling Bryan McMahon

Grooming Ramona Eschbach at ArtList

Models Anthon Wellsjo, Adrien Sahoresat Ford, Wael Sersoub at Major Models

Photographic assistants Marlene Boulad

Digital technician Thomas Heydon for Imag’in

Styling assistants Will Westall, Alice McCraith

Casting Shelley Durkan Casting

Production Aurelie Mangiaracina at Management Artists

LINK LOVE: Coute Que Coute

AnOther Man Magazine has released their Fall/Winter editorials, shot by Ben Toms. I’m loving the styling by Robbie Spencer and John P. Dine, the layered-prep look appears to be making a comeback, and that military jacket in the first pic is AMAZING. This spread features models Featuring Felix, John Patrick Dine, Ryan, Alban, Edward and Jack..JPD does a great job at styling himself!

LINK LOVE: Hypebeast

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Shot by Hedi Slimane and styled by Nicola Formichetti.

When the hell did helium holders become so chic?!? This is starting to get ridiculous!!!

Truthfully though, would you wear a balloon chest piece? What if it was Chanel? What if Grandpa Karl asked you to do it? Would ya?

Nicola Formichetti shot by Hedi Slimane for Another Man magazine. 

LINKAGE: AnOther Man: Hedi and Herzog