Patrick – hottie son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver – and Georgia May — model daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall – have superstar couple written all over their perfect, half-naked bodies, which will be on display in the videos  when they debut on Hudson’s Facebook page September 7th.

Inspired by Andy Warhol‘s “Screen Tests” shorts from his Factory heydays, each of the three videos are about two minutes long with Patrick and Georgia May appearing in their own solo vids and sharing some screen time in the third.

Following the launch of the videos, Patrick May Jaggernegger (my new, tentative celeb couple name for them) will participate in a Twitter Q&A about the ads along with David Lipman, creative director for the Lipman Agency, photog Francesco Carrozzini, Hudson chief executive officer Peter Kim, and creative and design director Ben Taverniti at noon on the 7th.

I would have one of our interns block this Tweet&A out on my calendar, but as we at FashionIndie are currently internless, I’ll just have to do my best to hold onto my questions for Patrick til then; chief among them: “When are you turning 18?” [WWD]

Conan the Barbarian rapes and pillages the waitstaff?

A blue square suit for Red Heat.

Careful where you point that thing. It could result in an unwanted child.

So this is how the Kindergarten Cop treats his kids...

Fingerless studded gloves, a shot that reveals the eyes. He'll be back.

Crotch rocket shot from T2 - during which he was definitely getting it on with the maid.

And the conception of his love child might have looked something like this...

T3, he's not effing around this time. Or maybe he is. More bastard children?

AND one for the kids. All of them. Known and unknown. Loved and unloved.

And in his most bizarre role yet, screwing the Republic of California, his family and the maids.

@LesFabian, this nauseating duo is for you.

My question to you – Will he be back?

Everyone and their post-partum depressed mother hovered on down to Chicago’s United Center for the filming of Surprise Oprah! A Farewell Spectacular — her two penultimate shows before the Apocalypse finale May 25th.

Oprah, through forced laughter: "Who the hell let you in here?"

Tom Hanks, noted maniac Tom Cruise, noted maniac Madonna, Dakota Fanning, Halle Berry, noted coma victim Katie Holmes, scissor sisters Queen Latifah and Rosie O’Donnell, the Pinkett-Smiths and BFFs Gayle King and Maria Shriver — who had a brave face put on for her last minute as her husband had just admitted that in addition to iron he was pumping the help — all showed up to “surprise” and pay tribute to their queen.

Sidebar: Oprah is omniscient, like all deities, so there was no pulling the wool over those bag-ridden eyes.

Madonna: "I can barely get my arms around you!"/ Oprah: "Keep trying."

Surprise performers included Beyoncé (who had to perform “Run the World (Girls)” twice at the behest of producers), Patti LaBelle and Josh Groban (“Over the Rainbow”), Stevie Wonder and Jamie Foxx (“Isn’t She Lovely,” and Stevie even wrote a new song for Oprah that will no doubt be adopted as our national anthem), as well as Kristin Chenoweth, Alicia Keys, Usher and another queen in her own right, Aretha Franklin, who took everyone to church with “Amazing Grace.”

Simon Cowell, openly bored.

Someone even let Stedman out of his cage to make a little speech!

And of course what tribute to Oprah would be complete without national treasure and global renaissance woman Dr. Maya Angelou? The 83-year-old offered up a poem to honor O. Luckily a box of tissues was on hand for each audience member, tucked knowingly under their seats.

Oprah clearly doesn’t fuck around and considering these were her second and third-to-last shows, I can only imagine what the final episode will  be: disaster.

Link Love: Us Weekly / Photos: Socialite Life

- Adorable teen/Oscar nominee/burgeoning style star Hailee Steinfeld is the new face of Miu Miu. [Just Jared]

- A rash of human hair robberies — not as in people snatching other people bald but rather thieves stealing extensions made of human hair — has resulted in thousands of dollars in losses and at least one death. [NYT]

- In response to Pippa Middleton‘s ass and its inability to quit, British plastic surgeons have seen a 60% spike in butt-lifting procedures. [StyleList]

- Aside from not being a particularly catchy title, Why Are Black Women Rated Less Physically Attractive Than Other Women, But Black Men Are Rated Better Looking Than Other Men? is a little on the controversial side. And a lot on the racist side. [Styleite]

- Remember when James Franco went to college and we all giggled to ourselves? Well, Franco’s got the last laugh now and it’s not just even because he was probably high. [Buzzfeed]

- And not at all coincidentally, Anna Wintour is now a museum board member.

- Gisele is the most super supermodel in the world and future supers can only pale in their already pale comparisons.

- Isabella Blow‘s posthumous wardrobe will live on thanks to Daphne Guinness and a generous, completely justifiable use of the Guinness fortune.

- Hindu’s were up in arms — all 4 of them! — over a swimsuit bearing the goddess Lakshmi.

- The Schwarzenegger-Shrivers are now sans a hyphen (okay, it was never there) and a  marriage (nor was that).

- A fashion mag so rare you might be dead before it comes out again. Particularly since the world is ending any day now.

- Get your library cards out, Gaga wants to talk about…reading.

- This June John Galliano will be spelling couture : C-O-U-R-T…cause that’s where he’s going…court.

- Like that great poet — what was his name, oh yes, Biggie Smalls — once said, “Mo Money, Mo Problems.” Those problems just involve cutting back on the Birkin allowance.

- Congressman Aaron Schock, a Republican from Illinois in the House of Representatives, flings his shirt open for the cover of Men’s Health, and suddenly I care about politics. Kind of…not really.  But I could move to Illinois…no, not really. [Men's Health]

- Prince Harry and Oscar-winner Charlize Theron were spotted possibly  canoodling at a charity polo match in merry ole Eng-land this weekend. Aaah, but who was riding whom? [Refinery29]

Cool As Ice [1991] Starring Naomi Campbell as “Singer at First Club

Tagline: “When a girl has a heart of stone, there’s only one way to melt it. Just add Ice.” [Seriously.]

Before 8 Mile, there was another biopic about a white rapper trying to make his way out of…the ghetto (?). And lucky us, not only were we treated to Naomi’s acting, but her vocal chops as well on the film’s classic composition…wait for it…“Cool as Ice”. Robert Van Winkle’s music and film career fizzled shortly after this cinematic exercise in ego-stroking though Naomi has continued to make the occasional cameo when not dodging a subpoena.

Fair Game [1995] Starring Cindy Crawford as Kate McQuean

Tagline: “He’s a cop on the edge. She’s a woman with a dangerous secret. And now they’re both…

Cindy stars as a civil law attorney who seeks the aid of the forgotten Baldwin — poor  Billy – a cop who vows to protect her from some renegade KGB team out to exterminate her. The film proved a huge hit…at the 1996 Razzie Awards where it was nominated for Worst Actress, Worst New Star (both honors for Cindy) and Worst Screen Couple. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it) that year Showgirls swept nearly every category. Liz Berkley has never been the same.

Conan the Destroyer [1984] Starring Grace Jones as Zula

Tagline: “The most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure.”

A childhood favorite of  mine…before I knew that my fondness for Arnold Schwarzenegger in a fur loincloth was anything out of the ordinary, the sequel to Conan the Barbarian features the always terrifying Grace Jones as a scantily clad warrior princess. Apparently Grace’s enthusiasm was a little too much for poor ole muscle-bound Arnold, who complained Jones was “too tough” during filming. Grow a pair, Schwarzenegger…or just borrow Grace’s.

The Fifth Element [1997] Starring Milla Jovovich as Leeloo

Tagline: “There is no future without it.”

Jovovich has starred in over 30 films — half of them from the Resident Evil franchise — but her best role to date is still in Luc Besson‘s modern sci-fi classic. As the titular element, Milla yells and grunts and generally kicks ass throughout the entire film and she hasn’t laid down her action hero mantle since. Although the most acting she’s done since then has taken place in L’Oreal commercials.

Taxi [2004] Starring Gisele as Vanessa

Tagline: “Take a Ride on the Wild Side.”

Hmm, when your script requires a quartet of sexy Brazilian bank robbers, why not enlist the world’s foremost sexy Brazilian? Gisele tackled the challenging role of the gang’s “cold” and “calculating” leader in her film debut, but with only one other film under her tiny, couture belt (she has a cameo in Devil Wears Prada), it doesn’t look like she’ll be rendered in celluloid any time soon.

LINK LOVE: Refinery29

I love this spread that Empire Magazine did to celebrate their 20th aniversary. The spread features actors/actresses back in their looks from their most famous movies. My favorite is obviously Zoolander!

Here is a small preview of the spread, be sure to check out all 30 pictures at the Empire Magazine website.

For more, check out NY Mag!