Men everywhere are embracing thigh revealing cutoffs in record number. The stylish trend is even hitting the down and dirty streets of Williamsburg and Lower East Side, New York, where the hairy legged kings of NYC are taking the chance to display their daddy long legs to all who are willing to watch. Calling themselves “Never Nudes”, this new class of hipster is truely confusing this hell out of me. Is it that they don’t like being naked or do the pants come off at the end of the day. If anyone know what this is about, please contact us and let us know what it’s all about (and where can I get me a good pair of them teeny jeans).

UPDATE:

Seems like the never nude thing was started with this dude.

Someone said he was a doctor on some reality show about the housing market but then he got arrested. More pictures of hipsters rocking the cutoffs.