Edited by Josh Linam
Lies! Deceit! Complete and utter coverup! Things did not end so harmoniously, as Ashlee Simpson‘s camp claimed in her divorce with Pete Wentz. Apparently Pete pleaded with Ashlee not to leave.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
You ever wonder what celebrities would look like if they were normal people? Yeah, me neither, but luckily someone did and here are the benefits of their hard work. Ladies and ladies, say hello to Celebrities from the Midwest!
Edited by Marissa Moshell, Student
It should come as no surprise that Ashlee Simpson has switched up her do. From long blonde locks to black to red, this girl really loves to try it all. But this time I think she’s finally got it right! Ashlee stepped out in LAX Tuesday debuting a blonde pixie cut. It looks great but effortless at the same time, which is really the best part!
LINK LOVE: STYLEITE
Edited by Hillary Frazier
A friend referred me to David Alexander’s site, and on viewing his collections I fell in love with the fur, leather, mesh, studs, jewels, and all of my favorite things compiled into one fashion show. Once I began to speak with David, I found his quirky, enthusiastic and overly creative personality absolutely thrilling, and had to share it with you.
Here’s a little anecdote that got me hooked on David straight away:
So my friend Susan calls me and says ” your gonna be so mad at me.” and as I put down my Playstation controller and jogged over to my computer I see this email and I’m like…..who is that, and she goes “Well I dunno, but she is prolly never gonna buy another skirt from you or Curve again..” and Im like omg omg did i fudge up and the skirt zipper was broke because I do pride myself on an 100% usa made quality product…”She goes well I saw her in the skirt and I freaked out and ran over and I was lil drunk and I sort of shook her cause I was in the gold one and was like OMG OMG my friend made these arent they great”….So basically if you buy my clothes in NY and a crazy beautiful woman runs over to you its my friend Susan haha I cant be mad she is just all about my designs and gives me so much support.
I was also lucky enough to hear from David on a few questions that I asked:
Edited by Saynt
There are many things that bring me joy, but only only one thing that makes my Spider-sense tingle off the radar. Failed songstress/MTV Stars getting fired. Got the boot from Melrose Place. All is well in the world today.
Edited by Rebecca Alexander
Random argument happening at the office right now…which Simpson sister has more money, Jess or Ashlee (without Pete)? Jessica has a successful (don’t ask me why) clothing company, but Ashlee has a music and tv career. So who makes more?
Edited by Saynt
Nah just joking, it’s Mayim Bialik from Blossom. Yeah, she’s still wearing those cardigans and she turns 33 today. If there is one celebrity I’d like to see make it out of her dark period it’s her, seriously girl have you seen what they’ve done for Ashlee Simpson.
From Not to Hot in Under 60 Stitches
Take a couple hours under the knife and you’re a Pussycat Doll. Just saying, it’s something to consider.
If you can’t afford it hopefully someone out there is working on Extreme Makeover: Celebrity Edition or Celebrity Swan or Dr.90210 or that Tim Gunn show or something, Jesus can someone save her, I can’t imagine her husband being happy with this…
Oh wait, never mind sweetie you’re ahead of the game. Seriously, he’s not going anywhere.
Wow.
I’ve never seen a family so committed to brown, it’s encouragable.
Edited by Saynt
Can someone please buy these photos? We can't afford Huggies...
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have failed to find a buyer for their baby’s photos.
So Bronx Mowgli won’t be joining the annuls of celebrity spawn we actually give a fuck about. My suggestion to Ashlee is to just give this one up for adoption and try to pop out some twins with a celebrity people actually care about, maybe one of the Jonas Brothers.
Here are five reasons why no one wants photos of your bastard child, just in-case you were wondering…
1. He didn’t pop out of Angelina’s uterus.
2. The baby wasn’t born with your new nose.
3. Nobody wants to see a baby with guy liner.
4. You can’t feature Mowgli without Baloo. Disney’s rules, not our own.
5. The Economy. You can pretty much blame it for anything these days.
Edited by Rebecca Alexander
People reported that Ashlee Simpson finally gave birth to a baby boy. His name…you better sit down…Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
So apparently it’s cool to name kids after boroughs and Disney characters, got it. Think I’m gonna name my child Queens Dumbo…
Edited by Lauren Garroni
Here are a selection of actresses deisgned shoes for the annual Stuart Weitzman Auction. I know this for auction, but there is some serious ugly going on here. This is why these ladies have stylists, they have no sense of fashion. Another reason why celebrities shouldn’t design.
Blake Lively
Ashlee Simpson
Jada Pinkett Smith
Jessica Alba
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