Yes, he still does movies, apparently he has some free time in between having sex with old women and raising teenage children…

In Spread, Ashton Kutcher plays Nikki, a freeloading quasi-gigolo who uses his looks and charm to acquire the luxe life lived by LA’s richest women—until he finds the one who doesn’t fall for him.

LINK LOVE: Jezebel

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Lula Willis seems to be going the Lindsay Lohan route, before she even gets her first part in a movie. Whoops! Think it could have something to do with her parents originally naming her Tallulah and her stepfather being Ashton Kutcher being her stepfather? A stepfather who has the potential to be on a poster on your wall is never a good thing… but neither is drinking, smoking and losing your shoes at a party when you’re 15.

SOURCE: Faded Youth

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“We think looking in the mirror means we luv ourselves. But it means we don’t, cuz if we did, we wouldn’t need to check if we look OK. — Ashton”

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What can now be classified as the “Old School” Ed Hardy, Von Dutch paved the way for douche bag promoting companies around the world. The hats were so ridiculously and obnoxiously over done that they were almost the perfect recipe for vomit. They had “cool” clashing colors and fabrics, and in no way looked good on your head. Ashton Kutcher was the Von Dutch master, and single handedly allowed the douche bag to feel comfortable outside the confines of his frat house, thus allowing them to spread their douche bag seed at beer pong playing dive bars across the nation.

Once in a blue moon you may actually see one of these post-college, homo-erotic d-bags playing grab ass with his “bros” in Hoboken, rocking a Von Dutch hat because an Ed Hardy hat would be his fifth Ed Hardy piece in one outfit, and even that’s too much for him. The best part of this whole concept is that the dude totally had to style his hair before he put the hat on though in case of an emergency.

Von Dutch, a pioneer in the douche bag industry since 2000.

Thanks Flickr for the images.

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They’ve all stared in some pretty horrendous GAP ads. We’ve collected thirty of our favorite ads and placed them on Don’tAdvertiserHere.com for your viewing pleasure. Whether it’s the limited release Spike Jonze directed ad in which the GAP gets trashed or the somber Mellow Yellow ads or the pre-Pirates Orlando Bloom spot, they’re all on. While watching you’ll quickly realized why you hated the GAP and come to terms with American Apparel’s rise to pornographic fame.

Here’s are four of our least favorites…

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Well I guess for Bruce Willis the third time was the charm, because he has finally produced a child that has developed into a trendy, cute girl rather than a human that tests my gag reflex every time I look at it. Tallulah Belle Willis is quite the little up and comer, and has been seen more and more looking chic on red carpets alongside her pedophile mom Demi Moore. Look for Tallulah to start out shinning her shovel faced sister Rumor in the very near future!

Thanks Teen Vogue for the images

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I officially hate Ashton cause he has money to blow like this on a daily. He is officially a Mitch (man + bitch).Seriously, when did Lisa Kline open a men’s store and who still shops at Ecko?

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