Ashton Kutcher’s a Racist, China Shells Out Millions for Fake UGGs and Cameron Diaz’s Hair Tears

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- Jennifer Lopez is employing Zuhair Murad to design her summer tour costumes and employing Chris Judd Casper Smart as choreographer.  [People]

- Seems like brownface doesn’t really fly these days. One of Ashton Kutcher‘s Popchips ads, in which he plays an Indian man, was deemed racist by people with eyes and ears and subsequently taken down. No word if the NAAKL, the National Association for the Advancement of Karl Lagerfeld, plans on any legal action. [NY Post]

V Mag Star Spangles Ke$ha, Ashton Kutcher Pulls a Lagerfeld and Macy’s Spreads Fleas

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- FHM is apparently still around and has crowned UK sex tape enthusiast/X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos the Sexiest Woman in the World. [Huff Po]

- V Magazine dived into the dumpster America is currently wading through where they found Ke$ha and threw her on the cover of its “Americana Issue.” [WOWWOW.ME]

Rihanna Rings in 420, Carine’s MAC Attack and Top Model Cast Canned for Bryanboy

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- Demi Moore has reportedly turned to Oprah for some tender, love and care following her stint in rehab and split from Ashton Kutcher, citing the big O’s help in getting Jennifer Aniston back on her feet after Brad Pitt dumped her for that Jolie woman. Oprah will in turn have dibs on Demi’s first post-rehab interview/soul. [Page Six]

- You know who knows how to properly celebrate 420? Rihanna. Aside from rolling a blunt on a bald man’s head — while in Chanel no less — she also puffs with the mightiest lungs in America, if not the world, Snoop Dogg himself. No wonder she ran out of fucks to give…she never had any to begin with. [Buzzfeed]

Kelso on the Jobs, Vanity Fair Goes Primetime and Simon Spurr’s Identity Crisis

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- Ashton Kutcher has gotten the thumbs up from Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak to portray the late  Steve Jobs in a biopic to be called iBadiDea. [Refinery29]

- And in other cinema news, Dumb & Dumber 2 is happening and both Ace Ventura and that other guy have signed on. [Highsnobiety]

- Talk of the tube, The Good Wife‘s Julianna Marguiles, My So-Called Life‘s Homeland‘s Claire Danes, Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara and Downton Abbey‘s Michelle Dockery cover Vanity Fair‘s May issue. [TFS]

Anchorman 2 to Take Us Back to Pleasure Town, Time 100 Needs Your Influence and Guess v. Gucci

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- Uggs is launching an “upscale” men’s collection. I’d usually insert a joke here, but why be redundant? [WWD, sub req'd]

- Franca Sozzani may or may not be married. Either way, she probably doesn’t care whether you think she is or not. [Huff Po]

- I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back: Anchorman 2. [Deadline]

Whiptease: Demi Moore Did Whip-Its, Smoked “Not Marijuana” Prior to Seizure

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It’s been a hard week for Demi Moore. After being rushed to the hospital last Monday, Moore’s dirty laundry has been very publicly airing on the lines of the Hollywood gossip machine. The latest bit of dirt to be dug up is the 911 phone call made prior to Moore’s hospitalization. A friend told paramedics that the actress  had been doing whip-its — nitrous oxide, a favorite pastime among the young and the tasteless — and was smoking something that was apparently “not marijuana” which led to her seizures. 

Demi Moore Opens Up About Ashton, Being “Too Thin” and the Jersey Shore

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Demi Moore sat down with longtime gal pal Amanda de Cadenet for her first interview after splitting with noted douchebag and ex-Twitterer, Ashton Kutcher in February’s Harper’s Bazaar. Moore and de Cadenet’s new show on Lifetime, The Conversation, is all about sisters doing it for themselves and then talking about it. Smelling an opportunity for a little promo-pro-bono, they took to Harper’s to converse on the things women love to converse about: namely body image, eating, relationships and eating again. Turns out even Demi Moore has insecurities that she can’t nip, tuck, lift or hire Rachel Zoe to conceal away. 

Fashion Forecasting with Ashton Kutcher

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You must know by now that Ashton Kutcher is more than just Charlie Sheen‘s sloppy seconds, the airhead formerly known as Kelso, and the occasional actor. He has his mothertweeting hands in scores of social media projects (and in a deep bag of Popchips) and showers investments on ventures he believes in. Like Foursquare and Hipmunk. Well now he’s turned to forecasting fashion’s future of wearable technologies in the coming decade. This is some sci-fi sh*t… and yet somehow I might believe him.

Ashton Kutcher Disappoints On The Cover Of Details

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Brand new Two and a Half Men cast member Ashton Kutcher covers Details Magazine’s September issue and let’s just say we have a few opinions on it.

MUSE OF THE WORLD: Abercrombie et Fitch, Boozing Your Way to Better Skin and Versace Loves the Kids

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- Gay porno outfit Clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch did what it does best, and really all it ever does: get male models shirtless. And now they’re doing it in Paris! They’re so diverse. [Style Rumor]