Fashion of His Love : Lady Gaga : This bouncy and all the way uppity tribute to McQueen inspires fabulosity. But really, you could listen to every track ever laid by Mother Monster and have an excellent getting ready sesh.

Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag : James Brown : Get funky. He might even inspire you to wear that brand new purchase.

Wondaland : Janelle Monáe : Ethereally uplifting, it’ll get you ready for the wonderland you’re about to party at.

Flashing Lights : Kanye West : Prepare for the flashes from your personal (or professional) paparazzi.

Fancy : Drake : You fancy, huh?

Filthy and Gorgeous : Scissor Sisters : Cause you’re filthy and I’m gorgeous.

Young Hearts Run Free : Kym Mazelle : This might impede your getting ready process, unless your process involves spinning ’round in raining glitter.

Free Your Mind : En Vogue : And the rest will follow.

On Point : Electrik Red : Get an education on How To Be a Lady.

Hot for You : Brainstorm : Ten minutes of disco heaven.

Sexi Bitch : David Guetta ft Akon : Damn, they’ve laid out your getting ready aspirations.

Flashback : Calvin Harris : Reminisce about a great night while getting ready for another.

Bad Habits : Maxwell : Take a moment to slow it down a touch – good for eye makeup application.

Sleigh Bells : Kids : Dub steppin’ metal move.

Electric Feel : MGMT : Jolt some voltage into your body.

Just Can’t Get Enough : Depeche Mode : But remember Chanel’s golden rule, take off the last thing you put on.

Give Me Everything : Pitbull ft Ne Yo : Know what you want and sieze it all in the night.

Run the World : Beyoncé : B has started a revolution ‘pon de floor. Dress accordingly.

Don’t Wanna Go Home : Jason Derulo : Daylight come when you get home.

We R Who We R : Ke$ha : For the kinda night that’ll end all sloppy. You won’t remember, and it’s probably for the best.

You Make My Dreams Come True : Hall & Oates : Stay with the eighties for a moment more because, and I quote a Youtube comment, “This is exactly how I feel after sex? ……….. Every time.”

Just Dance : Lady Gaga : Gaga fittingly makes the list again with her epic first anthem to partying.

Revolver (one love remix) : Madonna & David Guetta : This one’s killer.

Not Myself Tonight : Christina Aguilera : Prepare yourself for a night where anything is possible.

Milkshake : Kelis : It’s not exactly the pre-game we had in mind, but if it brings all the boys to the yard…

Dancing On My Own : Robyn : What else would you be doing whilst getting dressed?

Ooh Yeah : Moby : Oh yeah, this song will get you pumped on the upbeat.

Prendre L’Air : Shy’m : Everything sounds better in French.

What do YOU listen to while getting all glam for an evening?

Fabulous photo courtesy of Flying Saucer

Let’s start with the best of the derby, a hats off to those who tried their very best.

ESPN reporter Erin Andrews has my vote for best dressed at the 2011 Kentucky Derby. Her hat is spectacular, and she looks stunning in black and white. Give me a fitted top with palazzo pants any day.

I’m getting a little drowsy looking at Niki Taylor‘s nude and white outfit, but at least she looks elegant unlike some of the other heathens in attendance. Love the hat, but wish I could barf all over those sandals; they are pretty atrocious.

Look at Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas turning it out on the red carpet! I love that she wore a floral dress and matching pink shoes. I have a hat exactly like hers, and she has inspired me to dust it off and wear it this summer.

This is my favorite type of look for the Derby, and Kate Walsh got it just right. Neutral dress, nipped-in waist, sexy shoes and a single feather hat – Perfection.

Pepa & Salt are out of control, and I adore them. The ridiculous matching hats and dresses are priceless, love seeing them on the carpet together.

Now on to the worst of the derby, examining the “celebrities” that need serious fashion, and perhaps even mental, help.

If Aubrey O’Day was going for best stripper personality, she would have won for Little Bo Peep. But it seems she was trying to look good at the Kentucky Derby, which was a complete fail. I would pick apart the outfit and tell you why this is bad, but that would be wasting everyone’s time. This look is 100 percent awful.

THIS is why American Idol is a bad idea. I actually feel anger towards Jordin Sparks and her terrible outfit right now. Did she stain her dress at the last minute and have to borrow this from one of the horse stables? Or maybe her dry cleaners burned down? Whatever the excuse, apology not accepted.

I dig the fascinator, Maria Menounos, but the dress appears to be crafted with tissue paper by children. I don’t understand this craze with the extremely childish dresses, but it’s really time to grow up.

And here it is, the absolute worst outfit of the 2011 Kentucky Derby. There are dozens of things wrong with Miranda Lambert‘s look, but those cowboy boots should be burned so they never hurt anyone ever again. The slutty saloon girl wants her outfit back, and Lambert better oblige before my corneas combust with utter horror.

I hope you enjoyed this very special Kentucky Derby 2011 edition of Red Carpet Report Card. Who are your picks for best and worst dressed?

< > at Churchill Downs on May 7, 2011 in Louisville, Kentucky.

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She’s no longer relevant, which only means on things: she will take her clothes off for various advertising gigs.

LINK LOVE: Dlisted

We all seem to know and love us some Aubrey O’ Day (only for entertainment purposes of course), but I’m not sure I can say the same about Ms. Ginger. Aubrey claims her small pooch loves switching up her hairstyles. Dyes, paints and even foils are a constant part of this puppy’s daily routine! I have to admit it’s a bit amusing to watch, but that poor dog must hate the trips to the beauty salon!

Aubrey we get that you love the makeup, the big hair, and all the glamour, but maybe little Ginger doesn’t feel the same way.

LINKAGE: NY Daily News

UGGGGHHHHH Barf-A-Roni, the treat you get when you throw an average-looking former Playboy spread on the cover of an automobile lifestyles magazine. The makeup artist made sure her eyes looked as small as possible by lining them in thick black pencil, summoning raccoons everywhere to grab this issue off the newsstands. Her outfits are way gross too, but that dog is fucking cute!! That little white fur-ball stole the show.

GALLERY: Aubrey O’Day for DUB Magazine

LINKAGE: Hollywood Tuna

The legal eagles at Louis Vuitton have won another lawsuit. This time against Bad Boy Records and the group that gave us the skanktastic Aubrey O’Day, Danity Kane. More power too you Louis, I’d sue her too if she started greasing my shit up with her skunk.

LINKAGE: WWD

Ooooo Aubrey, Giiiiirrrl, You Such A Natural Beauty and Stuff……

Today in Never-Ever land, somebody got airbrushed to the Motha McLovin T. The cover says it’s Aubrey but this lump of undefined silicon anime, doin it’s best Jessica Rabbit bit, couldn’t possibly be my sweet little church girl. I guess washing windshields at stop lights or goin to a temp agency to find a position of employment was out of the question. How do you go from multi-platinum girl group to servin up monkey fixins and sexy cakes in Playwhore? This is definitely not successful career planning We here as FashionINDIE frown upon such shady dealins.

Whomever let the little boy play with the photo shop software over there at the magazine needs a good shrapnel facial and a chemical peel with boiled tranny urine………I’m sorry, Extra Virgin Tranny Urine.

She looks like a bedazzled albino turd. It’s like RuPaul had too many of those microwaved pizza roll abominations and 2 hours later, after he calmed down from thinking he was having menstrual cramps, realized it was just a gut bubble, puckered and manured’ out God’s beloved that sits before you. Look at my angel all rouged and ready for a Kodak. DAMAGED indeed! Well I hope she at least got a box of Krispy Kremes out of it. I guess if it was a choice between suckin up to Diddly-Bops douchewater or playin Bingo with Hephner, I’d choose dry humps at the retirement home too. I love you so Aubrey……………..no, real talk, I really love you.

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

I’m only assuming she’s going to look somewhat like this for the March issue of Playboy, as she confirmed rumors of her being the next centerfold.

LINKAGE: Popcrunch

“At this point in my life, I wouldn’t say one way or another what my preference is sexually. The only thing I’m looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love…no matter what options are on the table. All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love.”

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Is it just me, or does it seem like the brown girls that come out of this process get their shine on more than the melanin-deprived ones? Lest I digress, miss cha cha diva herself, has been making her rounds at a number of events since her victory, sometimes (more often than not) looking like she’s missing something from her outfit, all the whilst dating wack rappers and in cohort with the likes of Aubrey O’Day. Doesn’t she know bad company corrupts good fashion? Aside from her choices in unsavory characters and outfits, she has actually been living la vida modela. She’s done numerous magazine covers, including Latina, is signed to a reputable agency, and has actually walked in a handful of runway shows. I see great things for la flaca as long as she keeps out of the hoe bin at Saks.

NEW YORK - MAY 13: Jaslene Gonzalez, Aubrey ODay and Janice Dickinson attend the Kanye West and Absolut After Party at 1 Oak on May 13, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Brad Barket/Getty Images)

Aubrey talks about her love for black men, her bff Jenna Jameson, and tries to convince the audience that she’s never had plastic surgery, even botox. Then she talks about her fashion no no’s, and claims that everything she wears is gorgeous…

“I don’t take off my makeup, I eat fast food, I do everything bad.”

Let’s let you in on a little secret now Aubrey…It shows! It’s clear you don’t know how to take off your make-up and that quite possibly the only thing you do is put on layer after layer so that to this day you have days and days of makeup sitting on your trashy face! Lately you’ve been dressing more and more like our fav Kim Kardashian so I suggest you do something about that. And if you think we enjoy these statements of inspiration to tell all, please, please thin again.

Thanks to JustJared for the pic!

Tara Subkoff knows how to draw attention to her new Bebe line: lesbianism. She’s shooting a promotional film starring Lydia Hearst to play in Bebe stores. Hearst already spilled about the film in Page Six Magazine. Subkoff captured Hearst smooching Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane outside Butter on Monday night for the short film, and today it wound up in “Page Six” in the newspaper.

And we totally fell on the lesbian bandwagon yesterday when we wrote about the smooching between the two blonds. Now we find out it’s only for publicity…Guess we should have known that these desperate celebs would stoop to anything in order to get their names into the newspaper one more time! Wonder how much they got paid to whore themselves out?

Just Jared caught the action:

Fashion Indie is actually going to a party tonight hosted by non other than Lydia Hearst. Wonder if Aubrey will be in appearance?

What do you guys think, is ‘lesbian’ the new thing in fashion?

Top 25 best dressed:

Tavi, the 12- year-old blogger, always takes a dose of fashion daily. Starting at young age, it’s clear fashion is in her roots. Embracing her style, the blogger takes a picture daily for all to see her stardom.

Walking off the Gossip Girl set Blake Lively never steps out of her fashion forward character. The actress is always looking trendy and perfectly put together.

Camilla Belle never fails to strut her success with the perfect outfit. Camilla always accessorizes perfectly for her unique outfits.

Taking after her mother, Lourdes Leon never fails to make a statement. It’s clear Lourdes is just one step away from becoming the daring icon, who’s footsteps she follows.

Zoe Kravitz never fails to impress us with her fashion choices. She’s a gal who certainly knows how to accessorize while choosing bright colors to make a statement.

Demi Lovato emerges into fame the right way with fashion at the forefront. Demi always looks dressed to impress with the latest trends, while bringing her personal style to the table.

Katy Perry’s fame hit us from the blindspot, but we’re not complaining. We like a girl who isn’t afraid of expression; Katy’s always been a girl who speaks, or sings, her mind; her fashion choices reflect this as well.

Joe Jonas takes no backseat to fashion. The trendsetter is always looking on his game in ties, jackets, and our favorite hats!

Our man Kingston Stefani always has his fashion cap on. Kingston doesn’t need Gwen! He’s been a trendsetter since day one.

Suri Cruise, the emergin fashionista herself, is always looking ready to strut in her adorable dresses and skirts. I don’t think this gal has ever repeated an outfit!

Bijou Phillips doesn’t just look style ready in her ad campaigns. The supermodel’s always in character with elegant skirts, coats, and our favorite chic dresses.

Emergin teen actress Selena Gomez hits the scene with the perfectly trendy outfits. We love that this girl knows how to dress her age while still keeping her unique sense of style in mind.

Emma Watson has shed her Harry Potter gettup nowadays and she’s ready to hit the streets as an icon for current fashions. We think she’s doing a good job! Keep the cute dresses coming.

Though Mary-Kate Olsen is often judged for her “out-there” fashion choices, we like that she knows how to make an entrance. She’s not afraid of her style and she certainly knows how to put together an outfit.

Jessica Szohr may look simple, but she always looks trendy. The actress is always camera ready with her fashion foot forward.

Taking after his father, Jaden Smith never fails to impress. When the 10-year-old enters a room all eyes are on him because he’s the trendsetter.

Known for being self-induldged and overly confident teen on Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick has style with a voice. Talks of Ed’s own clothing line are emerging, and if it features his own style, we can’t wait!

15-year-old Taylor Momsen has stepped into the limelight lately, and she’s done so with the right idea. Known as “Jennie” on Gossip Girl, Taylor’s always looking fabulous in the perfect variety of dresses that never ends.

Starring in Weeds, Hunter Parrish doesn’t ever forget where the cameras are. Hunter’s always looking great in suits, jackets, and colors that work wonders.

Coming close to the release of her new movie, Alexis Bledel is looking better than ever! The actress has been seen in a vartiety of elegant dresses looking red-carpet ready constantly.

Being Leo Dicaprio’s girlfriend certainly has its perks. Now, not only does the supermodel have the camera on her during shoots, she has the camera on her nearly all the time. Bar Rafaeli keeps her style alive as she pursues a unique spin on popular trends that always turns out on a positive note.

Becki Newton certainly knows how to accessorize. The actress loves her dresses and numerous styles of shoes, which she brings to the red carpet in confidence.

Keira Knightley knows what it’s like to be famous on two fronts. Keira’s not only known for her acting talents, but she’s a fashionista in her own right. Keira loves her elaborate dresses, and so do we! She’s always in iconic character.

Designer’s daughter on Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester certainly follows up her character’s fashion choices in real life. Leighton always picks the right ensemble.  Whether its pencil skirts with heels or chic dresses with the perfect handbag, Leighton never fails to impress

Top 15 Worst Dressed:

“Do, Do You Got A First Aid Kit,” for her face! This Danity Kane singer is always wearing to much makeup and not enough clothes. Aubrey O’Day used to look good, but she has really been a tranny mess of late.

Amy Winehouse used to be such a cute innocent girl from England. She used to dress well, and fairly conservative too. Now she is a cracked out drug and alcohol abuser who spends more time “powdering her nose” than getting dressed (if she event puts clothes on).

She started out as a “Heroine Chic” hipster forerunner. Now Cory Kennedy is just a heroine user who just blends in with all the Williamsburg hipsters. She has become surprisingly unoriginal, and could seriously use a shower.

I can’t stand the fact that Rihanna is tricking the impressionable minds of the American youth that leather leggings are fashionable. We give her props for trying to support smaller indie designers, but when you look like that you’re almost giving them a bad rep. Let us not forget that week span where she was photographed wearing the same outfit everyday.

What did we really expect from the offspring of a professional wrestler and 2008′s cougar of the year. I think it is safe to say Brooke Hogan doesn’t know best.

Kim Kardashian has really lived up to her sex tape making reputation by continuing her slutty appearance off camera. You know your dad always says how you may give the wrong impression to guys with the way you dress? Well this is what he was talking about.

There is someting ironic about dressing like a tough rocker and then proceeding to threaten transexuals like Trace Cyrus does. If you were ever confused on what an “emo” kid looks like, well here is your answer. I personally have never had problems with tattoos, but facial piercings are a totally different story.

I thought we were over the guy liner and flat ironing our hair phase, but Pete Wentz just won’t let it go. Not that I don’t occasionally enjoy wearing a comfortable hooded sweatshirt. But when thats all you wear and you always have the hood up, it gets old fast. Lucky for him his wife isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, or she might force him to change his look for once.

Is it bad that “Little Miss Sunshine” makes me want to puke every time I see her? Yes, she may be twelve but regardless Abigail Breslin dresses like crap. We live in a decade where twelve year old girls are supposed to look eighteen, and well it’s no fun when you actually look twelve. Can someone say stylist?

When you are following in the footsteps of Cory Kennedy (who is already on this list), what did you expect? You are a wannbe hipster who spends your C-list celebrity paycheck on coke and alcohol. Oh and the OC wasn’t even that good! Guess this is what happens when you have to go back to shopping at Urban Outfitters because your career is over.

This Canadian punk wannabe, Avril Lavigne, should be deported immediately. The pink, black and white color scheme was done years ago, right along with pink streaks in your hair. You tour is doing terrible and so is your stylist.

Sam looks decent for a guy, but still not even that good. We are over the whole fedora and high top sneakers everyday. I would pay to see her in a dress, but I guess one of them had to be the man of the relationship, and it seems like Lindsay wouldn’t give in.

Since her boy toy Spencer came out and said how he gets paid to go places and gets all this free stuff, we can’t help but think that the disgusting clothes Heidi wears were free. Heidi is exactly what fashion shouldn’t be. Her style is terrible and as fake as her chest…and nose…and hair color…and reality show!

Well Tila Tequila does dress right for the job of being the biggest MySpace whore of all time. She is the only one with bad enough style that both guys and girls don’t want to date her.

This self proclaimed “trendsetter” couldn’t be any further from that in my eyes. When you show up to red carpet events in graduation gowns and turbans claiming to be fashionable you know you have a problem. You know you aren’t looking so good when every other poorly dressed person on this list is complimenting you, and every one on the best dressed list is laughing at you from a distance. I will say his best accessory is his little “mushroom cut” rocking friend Anna Wintour, but only because it dumbs down his awfulness. Fashion should be different and outlandish at the time, but practical at the same time. Andre doesn’t have that.

*Commentary on our worst dressed is courtesy of Corey Moran.. so hate him!

Well Perez Hilton will be happy, his line will no longer be the worst clothing launch of all time after Aubrey O’day from Danity Kane launches her t-shirt line Heart On My Sleeve. So what’s more disgusting in the above picture, her pit stains or her face? Aubrey O’Day will be selling her line on the Heart On My Sleeve official website, but I give it a week or so before they are beggin Hot Topic to sell it for them. If they want to be sucessful I recommend buying plain white t-shirts and just have Aubrey press her face caked in make-up on it, that would be a pretty cool design and it would possibly make her pretty again. So for my words of wisdom for the day for all you women out there, don’t over do the make-up and don’t design shitty t-shirt lines.

After:

I guess this is our reverse ‘before they had stylist,’ our newest addition to the style section of our site, basically added to point out celebs who used to be wholesome and beautiful (in Aubrey’s case) and then somehow became porn stars. I am not even understanding what happened to Aubrey, too much self tanner? A nose job? Lip injections? Completely diff girl than the one who auditioned for Danity Kane.

Why is it when white girls become too famous for their britches, the hair gets blonder, the tan gets faker, and the outfits more garish? With the caked-up makeup and 15 pounds of extensions, Aubrey is no longer the naturally pretty tart we once knew. In this case, her stylist should be fired (or schooled on the notion of subtlety). I do, however, give her props for making herself known outside of the sequel to B5 that is Danity Kane. I suppose with all the magazine covers, outings with famous-for-nothing trollops, porn stars, and (surprise) an upcoming clothing line, the excessive artifice will become an impenetrable shield for when you realize you’ll never be taken seriously as an artist.

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PaperMag has officially named it’s 25 most stylish songbirds.

“From Stevie Nicks’ billowy dresses, to Grace Jones’s power-suits, to Madonna’s Gaultier bra, to Björk’s swan get-up, female musicians have a long history of making fashion statements. These days, the current crop of songstresses, both up-and-coming and fairly established, are carrying on the tradition. To honor these women and their impeccable senses of style, we decided to compile a list who we think are the 25 most fiercely fashionable femmes doing their thing in the music biz today. As a way to keep things organized, we divided up the gals into those that rock an ethereal, very L.A. flower child look, those who go for the chic high-fashion thing, those who dress like an early-’90s club kid, those who think outside of the fashion box and those who we lovingly like to refer to as hot messes.

Here are a few:

Zooey Deschanel

MIA

Beth Ditto

Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane

And dare I write it: Amy Winehouse. Now, how this train wreck made this list is just unclear to me!