RED CARPET REPORT CARD: 2011 American Music Awards

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

To my surprise as I sleepily browsed my Twitter feed this morning, the 2011 American Music Awards were on last night. I couldn’t care less about the crappy music being awarded, so I immediately searched for disappointing red carpet photos. And to neither my nor anyone’s surprise, I found some pretty disappointing red carpet photos. But what’s an awards show without a Red Carpet Report Card commentary? Check out the gallery below of the best, worst and most snooze-worthy looks from last night.

J. Lo, Selena Gomez and Audrina Patridge Give Kmart a Fashionable Leg Up

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood — the sun’s shining, the wind chill doesn’t make me want to kill myself and I’m reminded that there is indeed a season known as Spring and it’s around the corner. If you’re a teenage girl, or like me just one at heart, Kmart has some surprisingly stylish and fun options for your closet, thanks to a little help from their celebrity friends.

BROADCAST: Footzyrolls Make Killer Heels Bearable [@footzyrolls]

Edited by Saynt

Looking for the perfect summer accessory? Look no further than Footzyrolls ($25), the foldable ballet flats that are making their ways into the purses of Louboutin wearing fashionistas and celebrities everywhere including Kim Kardashian, Tinsley Mortimer and Blake Lively.

IN CASE YOU CARE: The Economy May Be Going Down The Drain, But The Hills Stars Are Making Bank

Edited by Hillary Frazier

The Daily Beast got wind of the contract stating how much each cast member of The Hills makes per episode. I’m really glad to know that they’re being adequately compensated for all of their hard work. They deserve it, don’t they? They’re all such good actors!

Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavalari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge – $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth – $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode

LINK LOVE: D Listed

SHOP CC SKYE | Enamel Deco Bangle, $

Edited by Schulyr Morgan, Shop Editor

As seen on Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Kim Kardashian, and Rhianna, these 1930s-inspired bangles are awesome! They’ve got rhinestones, they’re stackable, they’re a dream! CC SKYE’s stuff has been featured in tons of magazines and is super popular among billions of celebs.

Get them at The Hip Chick

The Hip Chick – Hot Styles Worn by Celebs

STREET HEROES: MTV Awards Audience

Edited by Hillary Frazier

I really don’t care about Audrina, and have basically bashed every celebrity at the MTV awards for the past three days, but I am not here to bash.  Look at the girl in the front row in the teal dress, and the 2 girls behind her.  The audience clearly out-shined the celebrities this year, bravo.

ADDICT: Audrina Patridge for Divine Rights of Denim

Edited by Andy Wass

Photography duo Smallz and Raskind shot Audrina Patridge for Divine Rights of Denim’s S/S 2009 ad campaign.

I’m not an Audrina fan, but she looks good; and LC should take note: if you model someone else’s clothes, it won’t hurt as much when they go out of business.

Also, I think this is Audrina’s first time actually looking into the camera.

GALLERY: Audrina Patridge for Divine Rights of Denim.

Divine Rights of Denim Give Me The Divine Right To Vomit

Edited by Kirby Marzec

I didn’t know that an appearance on MTV’s “The Hills” was a prerequisite for becoming a fashion designer these days. As always, Audrina Patridge had to weasel her way into the fashion world, no doubt trying to one up Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port, with her trashy urban denim line. Well, my dear, selling your line, Divine Rights Denim, at the craptastic Arden B is just slightly more impressive than pathetic. And modeling for your own ads? At least you could have pulled a Lauren and just got a bunch of models who look like you to do the dirty work. I’ll alert you Indies when this label folds. I give it two weeks. 

Thanks NY Mag!