Axe to Release Anarchy on Men and Women: Scent Goes Unisex-y

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Axe Body Spray – otherwise known as that pungent aroma that hits you like a ton of oddly-scented bricks whenever driving through Jersey, passing by a teenage boys’ locker room, or dropping it like it’s hot on a crowded dancefloor — was once only the domain of hormonally-raging young boys and men, but the times they are a-changin’. Axe introduces its first women’s scent today, the chaotically-themed Anarchy, perfect for the inevitable end of the world and/or beginning of a nation of questionably-smelling youth.

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed]

Edited by Hillary Frazier

John Gosselin withdrew $200,000 from his joint bank account after being specifically ordered not to. Here’s what Buzzfeed thinks he’s probably spending it on:

1. 4,000 Ed Hardy Trucker Hats

2. 25, 673 (4oz.) Cans of Axe Body Spray

3. 13, 333 Brass ‘Truck Nuts’

4. 2, 051 Embroidered Men’s Blouses

5. 322 Front Row Tickets to UFC Championship Fights

6. 626 Pairs of True Religion Bootcut Jeans

7. 8,003 Half Hour Mystic Tanning Sessions

8. 3,418 Affliction Shirts

9. 32,000 Puka Shell Necklaces

10. (And the only acceptable one) 89 Months of Child Support: The average is $280 per child, per month, which would make John’s  monthly payment for all of his kids $2,240. Should’ve thought about that before you cheated and then agreed to a divorce, Johnny!

I know this isn’t super fashion related, but I couldn’t help but laugh when I read it!

LINK LOVE: Buzzfeed