Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Remember that lock of Justin Bieber‘s hair that Ellen Degeneres put up for auction? Yeah, me neither. Thankfully (?) someone remembered…to the tune of $40,688. In other news, I totally stole a lock of Miley Cyrus‘s hair out of the gutter she crawled out of this morning. Who wants to give me 20 bucks and a cocktail for it?
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Aaron Carter was doing so well. He was on Celebrity Career Life Support, aka Dancing with the Stars, got randomly ripped because of it, and according to his manger he was even working on an album. Well, Aaron’s comeback has hit a little snag and the 23-year old has checked himself into rehab.
Edited by Zmaji Robinson
The boy bands are coming, the boy bands are coming………and boy are they old *ZING*. I keed. No but seriously, it’s an epidemic of ginormous proportions. New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys & New Edition are all back on the scene, I wonder if that residual income on songs sang has run out and it was either do another CD or the graveyard shift at Mickey Dumps. The overwhelming fear of my heart is pre-middle aged men traveling in groups of 5, dressed in the same color scheme, Jesus take the wheel. I don’t even know how New Kids were able to get Jonathan back on stage. Remember a few years ago when he was on Montell boo-hoo’n about stage fright and crowds of people, agoraphobia. I guess the possibility of makin’ more cash killed that. How do you feel about grown, really grown, men doin’ pop music, dancin’ around, looking matchy matchy? I know that’s my phobia!
