Above: Jalen Rose rockin’ the red-striped power suit.

While Samaki Walker isn’t a household name, his suits are making big stirs in K-Mart parking lots.

Well done, Drew Gooden. Best to choose a suit that shows 1/16 inch of your tie.

There’s no excuse for having a suit that baggy, Tim Thomas – even if the best word to describe your body is “gangly.”

Darryl Dawkins might be a wizard in pajamas. Or perhaps he just prefers ugly suits.

Oh look. There’s Walt Frazier donning a vomit flavored, leopard-print number.

Admittedly, I don’t know who this guy is. But NO.

As an added BONUS, Craig Sager. This guy consistently wears the wackiest (worst) suits this side of the three point line.

Gavin McInnes of Vice Magazine was kind enough to share 12 of the lamest attempts at hipsterdom. From jackets that give you boob jobs to guys rocking fire blankets as coats, the list provides warnings for all those attempting to be idiotic ironic.

Hipster’s have successfully brought the millennial generation lookback regrets. You can tell very quickly by this photo above that none of these people will be happy with their sartorial choices when zipping their motorized scooter around the senior center in 50 years.

"OMG, We're so fucking native right now!!!"

"Yeah, I've got the fire blanket you need Marshal. NO YOU CANNOT HAVE IT!!!"

Remember when Salvation Army was only for poor pathetic people we'd laugh at during recess...

A flag for every country he's visited. One shirt for every country he's visited.

Isn't this just the default outfit for cleaning ladies and nail salon workers?

Matthew Mcconaughey Has Come A Long Way Since High School

Nothing says "Bad Ass" better than Viv. Westwood clogs.

LINK LOVE: 12 Criminally Lame Moments in Hipster Style

Walking down the street one morning, I see a young woman dressed somewhat professionally, as if she’s on her way to work—smart, black trousers, fitted white button up and unassuming black heels, typical of the “business casual” dress code. But what caused this mundane occurrence stand out in my mind, and what would be the catalyst for the following rant is that over what would have been a sensibly attractive ensemble hangs a dingy, grossly oversized men’s zip-up hoodie splattered with a gauche, nondescript print. Why?!? I thought to myself, and suddenly realized that such crimes against fashion seem to forever permeate the greater population and assault our senses on a regular basis. I just can’t seem to wrap my mind around why some people choose to look like shit, given the plethora of resources and pillars of fashion how-to at their disposal. There. Is. Just. No. Excuse.

These are some of the worst offenses, old and new that I think if eradicated, would make the world a much better place:

1. “No clothes” clothes. Let the world know how insecure you are.
2. Skinny jeans on fat people. Hence the word “skinny”.
3. Overzealous anything. It’s cliché, but damn true: less is really more.
4. Ugg boots. Why do people still wear these??
5. Ill fit. End the delusion. Dress your size.
6. Mariah Carey.
7. Missing the mark. You tried but it’s not neither here nor there. Go with what you know.
8. Head-to-toe matching. It’s old-fashioned, tacky, and hurts my eyes.
9. Intentional, unnatural whiskering/fading on denim. Still??
10. An ostentatious outfit and a meek disposition. Like the aspiring emo kid in skintight jeans who looks as if he’s been called fag all day. Own it.

Stop the madness.

Why is it that every pop n lockin, Step Up 2: The Streets watching, b-girl wannabe thinks it’s fashionable to match their shoes to their outfits?  I realize it’s an accomplishment to match colors and their elementary school teacher probably gave them an extra star a few years back for accomplishing this task in the 1st grade, but isn’t it about time these people grew up?

I mean really, are you trying to look like the Pepto Bismol Man threw up all over your look (I realize that character doesn’t exist but if he did I’d imagine he’d look like a pink version of the Michelin Man only with a little more nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, YAY Pepto Bismal)?

Either way, this look needs to go faster than a man with irritable bowel syndrome after a burrito bowl from Taco Hell…

Earlier today I posted some photos of Selma Blair’s from the set of her new show Kath and Kim. In today’s fashion quotable, Blair talks about her interesting costume choices:

“The character’s fashion sense is really horrific! I’m wearing a lot of bright clothes and I don’t wear anything except black and white in real life. I’m wearing orange and blue together. It’s horrible. And wedge flip-flops all the time, toe-rings, and an anklet. I have long hair, too, so I have these horrifying extensions and these long nails. It’s so embarrassing.”

Again the show looks wonderfully tacky!

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