Finally Some Breathing Room For My Bangs

Edited by Saynt

Oh Middle America, what have you spawned!?!  So the hat is perfect if you’re a a soccer mom who insists on embarrassing your children till they hate you and sending your husband into the loving arms of anything that moves, including your gardener Pablo. If anyone has ever spotted anyone wearing this, I need photos. Seriously, I’ve always wondered what the saddest person on earth must look like.

Thanks to Geekologie for pointing this one out.