Kate Upton Is Wearing the Itsiest, Bitsiet, Teensiest, Weensiest Bikini on the Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Seriously, is that even considered a swimsuit? A mild wave will sweep that bikini bottom right off, lady. But as we all know, Sports Illustrated‘s Swimsuit Issue, an annual love letter to horny teenage boys and fully-grown pervs alike, is not about swimming. It’s about hot models in barely-there bikinis and any model who graces its cover immediately becomes a household name. So welcome Kate Upton into your homes, fellas. And she’s brought along a few friends including Bar Refaeli, Irina Shayk, Chrissy Teigen,  Adam Levine’s main squeeze Anne V and supermodel of the world Crystal Renn. Check out the ladies after the jump.

The Lady Vanishes: 5 Konspiracy Theories Why Karlie Kloss Kancelled on NYFW

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Karlie Kloss won’t be making any appearances on the runways during New York Fashion Week this season because “an engagement has come up.” This alleged engagement means a loss of thousands upon thousands of dollars for the super-in-training so whatever reason it is, it must be something good. And having no facts or clues on which to base supposition, we’ve come up with five conspiracy theories regarding her possible whereabouts.

RED CARPET REPORT CARD, CANNES EDITION: Bar Refaeli in Roberto Cavalli

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

In this Cannes Edition of Red Carpet Report Card, Bar Refaeli will be graded on her Roberto Cavalli gown worn to the 2011 Cannes Film Festival The Beaver premiere. See how she looked after the jump.

MUSE OF THE WORLD: Galliano’s Trial Date, Pippa’s Tatas and Clooney Clocks Cothing Company

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- John Galliano‘s court date is set for June 22nd in Paris, meaning if he gets the full 6 months for making racial slurs, he’ll miss Chanukkah. What a shanda! [Huffington Post]

SPREAD: Bar Refaeli, Devon Aoki and Noemie Lenoir for V Magazine’s ‘Sexy Body Issue’

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Bar Refaeli (supermodel currently dating actor Leonardo DiCaprio), Devon Aoki (model/actress currently dating actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt), and Noemie Lenoir (model/actress) shot by famed American photographer Arny Freytag for the upcoming V66. Arny has held the record for photographing the most Playmate centerfolds in Playboy Magazine.

Models At The Met

Edited by Kirby Marzec

Being exposed, first hand, to all the glorious fashions from runway shows and editorials, one would think that models would steal the the best dressed award on last night’s Met Gala red carpet. While Chanel Iman, in her stunning Zac Posen dress, was a show stopping attendee, Shalom Harlow looked rather homeless and out of place in her crumpled, Gareth Pugh-ish garbage bag. Brooke Shields looked like a mermaid body builder. Agyness Deyn was an over-bronzed transvestite. Brooklyn Decker rocked out a Mary-Kate worthy outfit. All in all, the model fashion was skewed across the board. Tsk tsk…I expected big things from such fashion relatives. 

GALLERY: Models At The Met 

Thanks NY Mag!

Bar Refaeli to Host House of Style

Edited by Andy Wass

Bar Refaeli has confirmed with Time that she will be hosting the remake of MTV’s House of Style.

She seems to be quite the model of the moment right now, given her big Sports Illustrated cover. I still couldn’t pick her out of a line-up, though. Sorry, Leo.

MTV Rumored to Bring Back “House of Style”

Edited by Andy Wass

Mm rumor time!

The New York Post is reporting that MTV’s House of Style will be returning to the airwaves.

They hope to recruit Bar Refaeli or Chanel Iman to fill Cindy Crawford’s chunky, early ’90s shoes.

Hm, wasn’t Cindy really the main reason people watched at first? I think I’d prefer if they re-ran those original episodes.