- Lindsay Lohan has been accused of attacking a woman in West Hollywood, but LiLo denies the charges. She only attacks people when there’s a rogue SUV involved, thank you. [NYDN]

- Some people brought their A-Easter-hat-game yesterday for New York’s annual Easter Parade, particularly this gal who clearly decimated a forest of drag queens for her chapeau. [Paper]

- The long-awaited — if two weeks is a long wait, which in 2012 it totes is – Katniss Everdeen Barbie doll has massacred her way onto the scene, equipped with bow, arrow and braided side pony. [EW]

- Heidi Klum has officially filed for divorce from aquatic mammal cum husband cum baby daddy, Seal. And Love has officially taken a running swan dive off a bridge. [The Cut]

- Anne Hathaway hath chopped her hair off for her upcoming role in Les Miserables. And lady’s looking lovely…in that impoverished, dying, literary kind of way. [Huff Po]

- Vena Cava‘s gotten a fairy godmother in the form of LF USA, a new investor that has saved the label from certain extinction. [Fashionista]

- Facebook bought Instagram for *cue lightning flash and evil laughter* $1 billion, despite the fact that Instagram has never actually made any money. But you can’t put a price on further invading your privacy.  [Highsnobiety]

- What’s American for “Ooh la la”? Vogue Paris may now be available in English following a mysterious tweet by the mag earlier today. [The Cut]

- Fierce Lady of the United States/renowned HBIC Michelle ”Guns” Obama covers the May issue of Ebony magazine where apparently she addresses the issue of burning in hell following a one night stand. Literally, it’s the FLOTUS, show some respect and save that smut for Cosmo. [Styleite]

- Clearly bored and seeking a completely irreverent challenge, Karl Lagerfeld will soon be designing helicopters. But  not just any helicopters, VIP helicopters. It’s not known whether they will be large enough for a full-scale fashion show. [WWD]

- PETA didn’t take too kindly to Kanye West‘s suggestion that someone tell them his “mink is draggin’ on the floor” in his new song “Theraflu” and responded by hitting him below his costumey caveman belt. [Elle]

- Kim Kardashian, however, is “lovin’” the song and apparently Kanye as well. [TMZ]

- Barbie‘s running for President…although she looks more like Jackie O.‘s lesser known slutty sister Candy O. [Refinery29]

The Barbie will be ”created specifically for the adult collector” — I hope that means it’ll be anatomically-correct, *hint-hint* —  and will be available on BarbieCollector.com, as well as through other retailers.

This isn’t the first time that a blockbuster franchise I’ve refused to acknowledge has been dolled up. In February, Mattel released Twilight-themed dolls inspired by the wedding of Bella and Edward, selling for $30. Once Katniss Barbie comes out, however, those dolls, much like their real-life counterparts, will be rendered obsolete. [THR]

The doll duo look plastically perfect with Kate’s Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen wedding  gown being replicated down to the lace and faux pearl buttons with diamond-esque earrings and a shiny tiara to complete the look. Will on the other hand has his Irish Guard uniform and even some tiny medallions for good measure.

The dolls are available for pre-order at Barbie Collector for $100 so you can re-enact the Royal Wedding to your heart’s desire…and then cry into Barbie Kate’s veil when you realize exactly what you’re doing. [MSNBC]

Sidenote: Prince Ken William is a total fox. Just sayin’.

What could the Charming former Ms. Manson want in her dream closet? "McQueen. Margiela. Schiaparelli. Versace from the 80s. Oscar gowns. Valentino gowns. Dolce gowns. I just got five Tim Ford tuxes though, so I've got my fix." She spent her childhood in wool utilitarian dresses, and turns out, she's allergic to wool. "This is my revenge on the hippies. I would see girls with pink tutus and Barbies and I didn't have those, so this is my revenge retroactively."

This guy was on Project Runway in its prime, A.K.A. Season Three. And now he gets the distinct pleasure of designing for Barbie, "There are no limitations. She looks good in everything! She's here to entertain and teach people to aspire." He fills Barbie's dream closet quite literally, but what's in his? "Classics. A beautiful perfect trench and harem pants. Dior suit. Hermes jewelry. Lots of little stripes, sweaters, ooh! A patent leather trench. Anything sparkly, shiny, fur."

Rose McGowan's makeup artist dreams closet full of "Helmet Lang. And Madonna's closet, the whole thing."

Her son (see left) alleges that his mother (center) created the jumpsuit. If that be true then Thank You! Her dream closet is a sea of, "Fabulous shoes, gloves, vintage. I get designer and alter them perfectly. I love Prada. And I need Barleans coconut oil on everything for everything."

The other half of him is a designer, artist, musician, etcetera. His dream closet would contain "Thousands of hats."

She manages The Drums, and the way she dresses, I'd want her backstage too. In her dream closet lies, "Everything Vivienne Westwood. And Miu Miu. Literally everything they make, I want it all."

A thousand years old, and with more storage square footage than years, her dream closet already exists several times over. What is missing from it? "That gold dress. [on Barbie] That's about it. I have a 1400 storage compartment. I go on a tirade giving away my clothes. I always give to

Set Designer Barbie's dream closet would be rather magical. In it would be "Narina. I keep feeling the end of the wall. It needs to go farther."

Werq gurl. This Ford model knows exactly what's missing from her dream closet, "Balmain gown. Corseted. Made of suede and silk. I tried it on, $25,000 that's what I want."

This Jackie O' all trades skirted around the answer, "My dream closet is not completely fulfilled. I want it all. I leave it open to the universe to give me everything I need to wear. Each season there's always something and then another the next. It's always moving."

This jewelry designer dreams of a closet stocked with, "Fur. Lots of fur. Snakeskin. And jewels, anything that shines." Jatalika is an accessories designer. Dropping a line in 2 months time.

We four had a fashion lovefest over Barbie, and by Barbie I mean what the other was wearing. From left to right, Thomas wants an "All gold suit; shiny, rock n roll." Adtresa's dream closet lacks but a "Coco Chanel purse." Stylist Chris Pearson is precise about his need for an Alligator bag.

As the creator of the fringed record bag and silk jacket, the thing that she needs in her dream closet is a "Beaded Fur Kimono."

Mary Alice Stephenson wears a lot of hats!  Her Facebook followers are in the five figures, she is a media go-to for her red carpet commentating and heart-filled fashion segments, a world renown stylist who has styled for icons such as Avedon, Hiro, Demarchelier, Lindbergh and Richardson as well as serving as a brand ambassador and spokesperson for many Fortune 500 brands.   Oh, and we can’t forget to mention how cool it is that she and Barbie are talking fashion in her “dream” closet for BarbieWow.com next week, while still making time to be the national fashion ambassador for the Make a Wish Foundation.  She gives her time and love for fashion to many charitable organizations all while being a single mom.  She’s our new hero and we think soon to be yours, too!

As a fashion consultant, you get to do something different every day- which days are you favorite?

Every day is different and I love it that way!  It’s such a mix — from red carpet commentating to consulting behind the scenes for Fortune 500 companies, to creative directing, to styling editorial shoots with top photographers. Each week it’s high fashion to mass fashion, it keeps me happy to be in both worlds!  I can reach so many real women all over the world via social media, my followers love that they can get a look into the real world of fashion and learn how they can apply that glamour to their lives in a realistic way.  One day I’m shooting for a European Vogue, doing a fashion segment for the Nate Berkus show or styling a supermodel for Estee Lauder and the next day I could be helping real women get their glam on in a mall in middle America!

Who are young designers that we should be looking to for the future of fashion?

I just had lunch with the talented designers of Cushnie et Ochs, I try to support as many up and coming designers as possible.  I know how tough this business can be and how much support they need to make it.   I love Flora and Alexa from Ohne Titel, Juan Carlos Obando, Joseph Altruzara, Christian Cota, Suno, Frank Tell….  There is so much talent out there right now.  I try to shoot their clothes, or get them on the red carpet as well as talk about their clothes in the media to help get their point of view out to mass America.  The American public needs to know there are more options than just the big brands that can afford to advertise.  It’s still a struggle, for example, there were a wide range of luxury brands seen on the Golden Globe red carpet but where were Erdem, Prabal Gurung, Thakoon, Alexander Wang, Proenza Schouler?  I was happy to see Givenchy, Nina Ricci and Jason Wu, though —  so that is some progress!

For the rest of the interview, click on over to LOOKBOOKS.com!

- With New York Fashion Week only a month away — cue panic attack — the CFDA wants to make sure you’re not freebasing Sugarfree Red Bulls and replacing the sugar in your coffee with cocaine by hosting a panel dedicated to living healthy. If I wanted to live healthy during fashion week I’d just sleep through it. [The Cut]

- Time to tune into TRL and vote for your favorite videos of the day! Oh, wait, it’s not 1998. But it certainly feels like it now that 90s R&B divas Brandy and Monica are reuniting to sing-argue who the boy really belongs to for their new duet, “Turn the Lights On.” I just hope the video involves a split-screen and a tube-top turtleneck. [Buzzfeed]

- Kim Kardashian wished Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge née Kate Middleton a happy birthday the only way she knew how: with a convenient product placement. Meanwhile, if the Duchess is ever caught dead in a Shoedazzle heel, all the style points she earned with that McQueen wedding gown will go right out the window. [Huff Po]

-  Models just can’t keep it in their pants these days. Molly Sims is the latest catwalker to get knocked up. [Modelinia]

- Barbie may be making some questionable choices as of late, but the pint-sized fashion plate has never looked so badass, thanks to these amazing printable hair extensions. Now if they just came out with these in human size. [Refinery29]

- PETA strikes again. The most annoying people in the world have now taken issue with Oscar de la Renta’s Beats by Dre headphones, imploring beatsmith Dr. Dre to use his “tremendous amount of influence on young people…to advocate kindness toward animals by pledging never to design with real fur and exotic skins.” The good doctor, unsurprisingly, has not responded. [Huff Po]

- In the age of viral this and social media that, why let something as petty as death interfere with your internet life? Now you don’t have to, thanks to a new app that ensures your last words will be disseminated to all your Facebook friends, in the event of your untimely passing. But more importantly, can you poke some one from beyond… [Refinery29]

Unlike her real-life counterpart, Barbdashian actually can hold down a 9 to 5. And she's got the power suit to prove it. Get outta her way, boys, Barb's ready to smash the glass ceiling -- preferably with Kris Humphries' head.

Under all that makeup and plastic and makeup and...makeup, lies a real, caring, compassionate doll soul. Call her Barbdashian Nightengale 'cause this gal's healing the string of broken hearts she's left in and near every gutter on Hollywood Blvd.

While Barbie and Ken have been living in sin for decades, Barbdashian wants to make it official as soon as conveniently possible -- just as long as she gets a cut of the profits and sole ownership to the wedding rights, including TV licensing and an exclusive deal with Doll People.

Nina Garcia, Tinsley Mortimer, Derek Warburton, Charlotte Ronson, Chris Benz and CNN“s Alina Cho were among the well-appointed attendees, while liquor sponsor Domaine de Canton kept the ballers well lubricated with a host of refreshing cocktails. Bill Cunningham donned his best — and in all likeliness, only — tuxedo to capture the scene, including the 20th Annual Holiday Train Show. Calling it a”Train Show” is a bit of an understatement since the Garden’s Enid A. Haupt Conservatory was turned into a miniature train town, featuring the most stunning scaled-to-size architecture I’ve seen since Barbie‘s Dream Italian Villa.

Besides an excuse to dress up and be fabulous, the Wonderland Ball also supports the Garden’s world-renowned Children’s Education programs, allowing children of all ages, particularly underserved children in the Bronx, an opportunity to learn about nature in engaging ways through workshops and hands-on activities. While it may sound like a very serious and somber affair, the night was a blast, particularly after the DJ took to the turntables. There’s nothing quite like seeing a stately woman in a feathered gown shaking her tail-feather to LMFAO.

Click through the gallery for images from the Winter Wonderland Ball — courtesy of Patrick McMullan and Will Raggozino — and try your hand at Domaine de Canton’s signature cocktails with these handy recipes:

Etlingera

1 ounce of Domaine de Canton topped with Champagne. (served in a champagne flute and Garnished with a Wild Hibiscus flower)

“The Winter Gold Rush”

1.5 Ounces of Domaine de Canton

1 ounce of Makers 46

Half ounce of fresh lemon juice

(Shaken and strained into a martini glass and garnished with a luxardo cherry)

“The White Orchid”

Equal parts (1 ounce ) of Domaine de Canton, Belvedere Citrus Vodka, White Cranberry juice. ( Shaken and strained into a rocks glass over fresh ice. Garnished with a white orchid flower )

Domaine de Canton

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Domaine de Canton cocktails

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The prather epic train show Photo - Patrick McMullan/PatrickMcMullan.com

Dance-mosphere

Train town Photo - Patrick McMullan/PatrickMcMullan.com

Jennifer Creel

Julia Moore, Nina Garcia, Nathalie Kaplan

Nina Garcia

Cristina Greeven Cuomo, Alina Cho

Chris Cuomo, Cristina Greeven Cuomo

Tinsley Mortimer

Photo - Patrick McMullan/PatrickMcMullan.com

Photo - Patrick McMullan/PatrickMcMullan.com

Nina Garcia, Bettina Zihlka, Tinsley Mortimer

Dance-mosphere

Photo - Patrick McMullan/PatrickMcMullan.com

Photo - Patrick McMullan/PatrickMcMullan.com

Charlotte Ronson, Ali Wise

Nick Brown, Dalia Oberlander

Darryl Robinson

Derek Warburton

Photo - Patrick McMullan/PatrickMcMullan.com

Meredith Melling Burke Photo - Patrick McMullan/PatrickMcMullan.com

Photo - Patrick McMullan/PatrickMcMullan.com

Thomas Farley, Lori Lengua, Darryl Robinson Photo - Patrick McMullan/PatrickMcMullan.com

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1. “The Butcher” - Mario Testino, The Face, 1996

"The Butcher" - Mario Testino, The Face, 1996

“Shot during the meat crisis in Britain, this much-copied story was a turning point in my career. And I don’t even like meat!”

"The Butcher" - Mario Testino, The Face, 1996

"Chic" Issue - Mario Testino, Visionaire, 1997

"Corps & Lames" - Mario Testino, Vogue Paris, 2005

"Naughty Parisian Maid" - Mario Testino, The Face, 1997

"Festin'" - Terry Richardson, Vogue Paris, 2010

- And speaking of weddings between imaginary people, Kim Kardashian‘s new husband Kris Humphries, found himself on an airplane sitting next to Ray J –  also known as the reason we have for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. No notes on their respective performances in the boudoir were exchanged, though Kris kind of has an unfair advantage. [Gawker]

- Valentino Garavani is planning on turning his life into a musical. Picture it, red gowns on 40 dancing pugs descending a spiral staircase. Hello, Tonys. [Telegraph]

- Chick Beer, beer for girly girls, comes in a  purse-like box that you can use to throw up into since you clearly can’t handle real booze. [Refinery29]

- Carine Roitfeld, in her new tome Irreverent, reveals that she thinks fashion “isn’t as much fun as it once was.” Other things that aren’t as fun as they once were: everything. [The Cut]

- And in other things that Carine Roitfeld thinks — Tom Ford, not that gay: “Ask each woman that ever met Tom, and they will tell you that they were under the charm of Tom. O.K., Tom, unfortunately for the woman, is gay. But he is very not so gay. Even the way he touches a woman, the way he puts his hand on your back or the way he opens the car for you, he’s a gentleman. You’re dying that he likes everything you’re wearing, everything you’re doing, because his taste is very important to you. You want to seduce him all the time.” [NYT]

These limited edition ladies, clad in little black dresses designed by CFDA-endorsed talents, are the perfect gifts for the young and young at heart.

And if you love the dresses they’re wearing, don’t miss the adult versions on Gilt Women. For more information, check out gilt.com.

Barbie has gone bad-ass and is labeling herself with this “Good Girl Gone Blonde” necklace.

Always the fashionista, her collection of charms that include stilettos, blow dryers, curling irons, lipsticks, and booties.

Pieces range from $30-$375 and will be available in all places Noir retails worldwide.  For any questions, tweet at me @iamsamlim

•Bid on a chance to meet Vogue Editor in Chief Anna Wintour and attend a photo shoot for the magazine
•One full week’s stay at the private home of Diane von Furstenberg in the Bahamas
•Ralph Lauren’s Paris – Two Round Trip Business Class Tickets from NYC to Paris, two nights at the Bristol Hotel in a deluxe room, dinner for two at Ralph’s, the quintessential American restaurant in Paris, a 1,000 euro shopping experience at the Ralph Lauren store on St. Germain, and two tickets to visit “The Art of the Automobile: Masterpieces of the Ralph Lauren Collection,” an exclusive exhibit of Mr. Lauren’s vintage automobiles featured at the Musée des Arts décoratifs.
•Live like a Vanity Fair writer for a day—minus the torture of actually reporting and writing. The winning bidder will take a tour of the Vanity Fair offices, have lunch with one of the editors, sit in on a meeting in Graydon Carter’s office, and then finish off the day with a dinner for four at Mr. Carter’s restaurant, The Monkey Bar.
Night: 2 tickets and backstage passes to Jay-Z and Kanye West’s concert
•Morning, Noon & Night with Tory Burch – Morning: $3,000 shopping spree at Tory Burch with a personal stylist; Noon: Lunch with Tory and the design team;
•Lunch and style consultation with celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe, includes a tour of her offices and additional styling tips from her team
•Go behind the scenes with The Hilfigers at the Spring 2012 Tommy Hilfiger ad campaign shoot. Get prepped out in a full Tommy Hilfiger look at the brand’s Fifth Avenue store before having your photograph taken with the Hilfigers.
•A meet and greet with The Row designers Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen plus an entire wardrobe of Elizabeth and James and The Row Collections
•Two tickets to the Elton John Oscar’s Party
•The opportunity to intern for a day at Elle Magazine along with a personal fashion consultation with Elle Creative Director Joe Zee
•Have a Barbie custom made by Mattel in your likeness, valued at over $10,000
•Courtesy of DKNY, enjoy a “VIP” experience at Yankee Stadium for four guests. Experience includes a private tour of Monument Park followed by watching the Yankees’ batting practice from the field, followed by a meet and greet with Yankees Manager Joe Girardi. Afterwards, watch the Yankees take on the Tampa Bay Rays on July 9th, 2011, from four front row Legends Suite seats
•A lunch and style consultation with TV Personality and Project Runway Judge Tim Gunn
•Two tickets to the Vera Wang Spring Summer 2012 Fashion Show followed by a meet and greet with the designer and a $2000 shopping spree at the Vera Wang flagship store
•The opportunity to personalize a PS1 ‘it’ bag with Proenza Schouler designers Jack McCullough and Lazaro Hernandez
•A “Made to Measure Experience” custom suit and fitting from designer Tom Ford.
•Eight tickets to the Metropolitan Opera and dinner with Lincoln Center President Reynold Levy
•Two tickets to a live filming of “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen” along with private cocktails with host Andy Cohen following the filming
•And many, many more……….

So get bidding on Charity Buzz, and support Japan in the most fashionable way possible (or any way you can).

-  Models Agyness Deyn and David Gandy and designer Henry Holland ran the London Marathon on Sunday. Holland shut it down with a time of 3h 28m — maybe his running gear had something to do with it. Gandy came in with a time of 4h  35m and Aggy in 4h 45m, despite bad knees from a skiing accident and running in 5-inch heels, respectively. [Vogue UK]

- Jason Wu clearly needs to get into the prom dress business. After dressing Karlie Kloss in 2009, the designer outfitted junior super Lindsey Wixon for the prom over the weekend. That certainly beats the tacky one-shouldered hoochiewear teenagers wear nowadays that often lead to 18 years of “Nights to Remember.” [Stylecaster]

- The bride wore Givenchy. Natasha Poly married her fiancé in Saint Tropez with the aid of Riccardo Tisci‘s elegant tailoring, a natural choice for the Givenchy regular. Poly looked gorgeous and her new husband…clearly has a lot of money. What? Love may be blind, but I’m not. [Modelina]

- Sister Act on Broadway means two things: 1.) Me front-row screaming “His Eye Is on the Sparrow” and 2.) 7,000 Swarovski crystals running through 23 of the show’s costumes. Patina Miller will don the sparkling habit when she makes her Broadway debut as Deloris Van Cartier, the role originated by EGOT-er and professional grumpygoose, Whoops Goldberg. [Racked]

- Lady Gaga‘s newest single “Judas” leaked on the internet and The Catholic League is already up on the cross about it. The song will be officially released tomorrow, the 19th and the accompanying video will feature Gaga portraying Mary Magdalene. The League had harsh words for the hitmaker, calling her “irrelevant” and “boring.” Meanwhile, pot meet kettle. [Hollywood Life]

LINK LOVE: Fashion Gone Rogue

-Literally, someone pull the Royal Wedding hypodermic needle from the vein that is my daily life or I’m going to land face down in my own vomit. Between puzzles, comic books and now a Lego re-enactment featuring little Lego paparazzi (I’d suggest a Lego Lindsay snorting some Lego cocaine and driving a Lego SUV into them), the Royal Wedding’s been cheapened so much they’re taking out ad space on Kate Middleton’s dress. The bustier is brought to you by Hooters. [The Cut]

- Nutella is releasing a limited edition jar celebrating 150 year of Italian Unity…yeah, I don’t really care about this story I just really like Nutella. And really miss eating.  Le sigh. Well! Time for another Mexican diet pill. [DesignScene]

- With the End of Days getting an early start, TV news is struggling to keep up: “We’ve already had a year’s worth of breaking news coverage, and it’s not even the end of March.” The Apocalypse will be tweeted. [Jezebel]

- Vanity Fair‘s cover featuring a shirtless Rob Lowe (because it’s 1985) seems to not-so-subtly to tell us something: “Rob Lowe Confesses: Running Wild with Charlie Sheen, Sean Penn, Matt Dillon and the Night He Shared a Bed with Tom Cruise.” Rob Lowe likes ‘em cray-cray. [Image Amplified]

- Come April 6th, Miu Miu is getting its very own e-store. This will be the brand’s largest boutique in the world and will offer its full collections meaning you can shop from the comfort of your own home: sitting back in your silk kimono, sipping a dirty martini and smoking from a hilariously long gilded cigarette holder and chuckling at the suckers running around Barneys. [WWD]

- Alexis and Krystal Carrington have been turned into Barbie dolls for the 30th anniversary of Dynasty. Mattel has somehow perfected Alexis’ signature snide British bitchery though I was hoping Krystal would have the linebacker shoulders of her real life counterpart. They should’ve just dressed Ken up in drag…not like he has any business to tuck. [Gawker]

- Lauren Conrad claims that her new reality show, which would follow the creation of her new line, was “too high brow” for MTV. Of course in MTV speak, “high brow” means boring and lacking enough jacuzzi’d threesomes. [Fashionista]

- ESPN‘s manly “commentators drool over other men’s abs, thighs and guns. ESPN The Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is its Body issue, which features entirely naked men (and some women).” Meanwhile, when I drool over other men’s abs, thighs and guns it’s all, “Dude, stop filming me in the shower.” Double standards. [NYT]

- Gaga may lend a helping claw to stylist/bff/Mugler creative director Nicola Formichetti by wearing Mugler to Grammys. Fingers crossed for a “Paparazzi”-themed robotic body cast! [NY Mag]

- People still care about Michelle Obama‘s McQueen dress. Meanwhile, in other news Egypt is falling apart. [MSNBC, The Daily Beast]

- Elle Fanning stars in The Curve of Forgotten Things, a short film in collabo with Rodarte, which will premiere tomorrow on Nowness.com. Let’s hope Kate and Laura negotiated their credits better this time around. [WWD]

- Gemma Ward returns for her first editorial in literally one hundred years. A little flat, but then again it’s for some Australian magazine no one cares about. Call me when she’s in a European Vogue and I might pick up. [Fashionista]

- Even Steven Shia LeBouf was handcuffed after getting into a bar fight in L.A. The fight erupted after some guy called the Transformers star a “f*gg*t,” but when Shia lunged at him he got ka-powed in the face and suffered a split lip. That’s not nice at all! Leave that little f*gg*t alone! [Daily Mail]

The collection will be suitably supersized, featuring comically large  lipglosses ($19.95), blushes  ($24) and purse mirrors ($20).  James Gager, senior vice president and creative director of MAC Worldwide explains:

“Since Wonder Woman has this amazing strength, we decided that the products in the collection should be larger than anything we do; from the size of the compacts to the jumbo blush.”

Gager, however, does not seem to be fully aware of Wonder Woman’s abilities, claiming she ”uses the power of makeup to eliminate dullness and make women beautiful.”

I assume she uses those bullet-deflecting bracelets to check if she has any lipstick on her teeth.

That lipstick, by the bye, will be in Russian Red, a matte cherry color that was Madonna’s blonde ambition in the early 90s.

Wonder Woman apparently likes her eye shadow in white, pink, silver, forest green, olive-bronze and a frosty lime. Mascaras will come in black as well as shades of purple, green and blue to dazzle any evildoers. Even better, the glamazon can match her nail polish to her costume with a choice of bright red or navy blue.

Gager expects the Wonder Woman line to be more popular than MAC’s Hello Kitty and Barbie collaborations, predicting it will sell out in the first 2 weeks of its 6 week availability.

You can golden lasso one of those super compacts at MAC’s special pop-up at 109 Prince St in Manhattan on February 3rd. The store will be open thru mid-April when it become a new MAC store.

And if you’re not in New York, you can also get the limited edition line at one of the 767 locations where MAC is sold in North America (or the 757 locations globally).

So fuel up those invisible jets, ladies and pick yourself up a little Wonder.

Link Love: WWD

What made you want to start designing?
I never thought I would pursue a career in fashion. I originally did not have formal and technical training, I didn’t go to FIT. I went to school for fine arts, so I always assumed I’d do something in that realm but didn’t know what that would be. But then I started making my own clothing and got some really great feedback. My pieces developed quick notoriety because of their eccentricity and experimental appeal. It led me to start branding the label and making custom dresses. I realized my passion and that creating clothing was my art. It is what I wanted to do, but I did not want to work traditionally and looked at clothing as wearable art. Although I taught myself about the fashion industry as a business, as far as being a designer, I am first and foremost an artist before anything else – an artist with a fashion business.

Photographer, Robin Souma. Models, Mollie Stein & Vincent Fanwick. Mollie in House wife dress

You started out reworking vintage clothing? Do you still take a lot of inspiration from vintage fashion for your line? Is the line still costumesque?

From what was once an ‘inspiration collection’ of crazy altered vintage clothing, a handful of these pieces were later reworked to create a RTW collection which is consistent with my conceptual ideas yet is more universally wearable. It creates an attainable outlet for girls to dress up in their everyday lives that I thought the fashion world was lacking. I am inspired by vintage but now use new fabrics that are re-orderable.

Photographer, Robin Souma. Model, Flor wearing the Doll Dress

In your bio, it says you pay a lot of attention to the “magic of childhood dress up.” Were you a super girly girl as a child or did you have some tomboy in you? Did you play with Barbies?

I did have Barbies, I loved them, but I wasn’t super girly. I always went against the grain. All of my girlfriends loved pink but I loved purple. But I like pink now and feel it can be extra cute and feminine, but in my collection, there are dark details too. I think it’s more about dress-up and reconnecting to the characters which inspire the dresses and the idea of adding fun to the wardrobe in everyday life. You can explore dress-up in a more grown-up and sophisticated way by wearing Lolli Popitt.

Photographer, Robin Souma. Model, Erin Lucas wearing the Eggplant Flora Fairy Dress

I love your housewife dresses! When you design your collections, do you keep specific people, like the housewife, in mind or are they imaginary, inspirational characters?

The housewife dress is just a satirical piece created for runway.  These dresses are kind of poking at society’s idealistic housewife since they are really short & sexy.

What are some of your other styles?

The Lolli Cupcake dresses are the brand’s trademark. They’re girlie, fun and cute, which all describe the line. We call the feathered dresses “Fairy Dresses.” The psychedelic pieces are 60s mod styles and the “Doll” pieces often have a lot of lace and embellishments.

Cupcake Dress and Doll Dress

Lolli Popitt is for “daring who like to stand out in a crowd.” Could you walk me through the ideal day-in-the-life of a Lolli girl? What does she do? Who does she meet?

If wearing one of our couture pieces, a Lolli girl should probably by prepared to meet and talk to anyone because she is bound to get attention. These dresses are conversation pieces, so she must be daring to wear them. But when wearing our RTW pieces, a perfect Lolli candidate is confident and just wants to have fun with her wardrobe.

When I wear the crazier stuff, I think I kind of become a performance artist. I think the clothes can bring out a personality that you may not have known you had.

So, you don’t always have to be a fashion risk-taker to wear Lolli Popitt? Does the Lolli Girl ever dress down?

Although the line is risky and avant-garde, that is not our entire collection. The line IS wearable. The really crazy stuff is just an over-the-top and accentuated take on our conceptual ideas. But the garments are wearable. They can also be worn every day without the commitment to that non-stop attention that our couture yields.

Black chantilly lace Doll Dress

I noticed a lot of your designs feature inner-wear as outer-wear – corsets, bras, bustiers. What inspired you to focus on this trend for Lolli Popitt?

The feathered bras are technically lingerie, but you can wear them out. You can wear them alone with jeans or a skirt, but I think they look best accompanying something. They are fancy and functional. They can be worn underneath a button down (revealing the feathers) as well as over a slip with a skirt to make them fancier. Musicians have worn them to red carpet events and in their music videos.

The lace lingerie shorts were originally created to go under the dresses that we put down the runway, but we then realized that they compliment the clothing really well.

Photographer, Robin Souma. Model, Erin Lucas wearing Feather Fairy bra &Crystal Knuckles jewelry

Where do you find inspiration? Who are your style icons? What other designers and artists do you look up to?

I was inspired by performance artists like Leigh Bowery, who literally was his art. He dressed-up eccentrically every day for all to see. Joanna Frueh, an artist/writer who studied the correlation between femininity, sexuality and  beauty in everyday life. Twiggy’s signature dresses have inspired my psychedelic pieces.

Recently, I have been dressing musician, Neon Hitch, an incredibly unique performer whose daring and organic style embodies the ideals of both of my lines, especially the Crystal Knuckles jewelry.

My aunt, Carole Feuerman, a well-known photo-realist sculptor, is one of my biggest idols. Learning from her has helped me see how I could create a foundation to turn art into a business.

Psychedelic Mod shorts & cut out bra set

Your Crystal Knuckles jewelry line looks amazing. How did you get started designing jewelry and what is the inspiration behind the pieces?

I’ve always collected crystals. My aunt would give me a crystal whenever I saw her while growing up. My initial collection was started using those stones, the ones that I had from my aunt. I owned several over-sized rings which I loved and thought that using natural crystals to create jewelry would be a really unique idea. In fact, in gemology you’re supposed to have a crystal on you at all times because they are said to bring healing and protective powers. The rings will be featured on Ideeli.com and we are currently in contact with Henri Bendel, Barney’s & Scoop NYC. I will keep you posted on what’s to come!

Amethyst - Photographer, Andrew Werner

Azurite/Malachite - Photographer, Andrew Werner

Artist Neon Hitch wearing Crystal Knuckles

Uma Thurman wearing Crystal Knuckles

You can learn more about Lolli Popitt here.

Photographer, Robin Souma. Model, Flor wearing the Doll Dress

Cupcake Dress and Doll Dress

Black chantilly lace Doll Dress

Photographer, Robin Souma. Model, Erin Lucas wearing Feather Fairy bra &Crystal Knuckles jewelry

Psychedelic Mod shorts & cut out bra set

Amethyst - Photographer, Andrew Werner

Azurite/Malachite - Photographer, Andrew Werner

Artist Neon Hitch wears Crystal Knuckles rings & Lolli Popitt clothes religiously

Uma Thurman wearing Crystal Knuckles

Speaking of Cher, I’m pretty sure EW used one of her old faces for her doll. It’s uncanny!

Here we have BaBa being interviewed by renowned 800-year-old curmudgeon, Larry Ken. I’m assuming they left a Ken doll out melting in the sun for a few days to get that wrinkled King face down.

Shunned by classmates for being an outsider and just a plain old weirdo, BaBa visits her old school for sister Skipper’s graduation and takes the opportunity to let her freak flag fly.

BaBa scalped a couple Bratz dolls to make this dress before performing live at the Oak Room at the Plaza Hotel.

To film her magnum opus, “Telephone”, BaBa recruited fellow superstar, BarBeyoncé.

Raised in a Catholic household, Barbie was more than willing to shed her inhibitions – and her clothes – to make a profound artistic statement. The statement being that she’s kind of a slut. Luckily, she’s anatomically as well as politically incorrect.

To make her snazzy glasses, BaBa sold her prison bitch, seen coyly in the background, for packs of cigs. And cigarettes don’t come cheap in the big house.

LINK LOVE: EW

yeah stole the photo from Perez and what? How could you not, this is better than Paris Hilton’s barbie doll, and that’s MAJOR… Except for the little fact that the price tag on this box is $1,500.

Brave girl, sharing with the world her unfortunate and unnerving affliction.

If Barbie was a real person, she would have to walk on all-fours because her breasts are too big for her body to support. Time to get on your hands and knees Paris. Oh wait, you spend most of your time there anyway.

LINK LOVE: ONTD!

And so what? Have you seen the toys that come with those meals? They used to be so cool, now when I get my Happy Meals I’m always severely disappointed.

First they try and pawn off some Hot Wheels on me, and I’m like, “Bitch, please, you better give me that Barbie with my McNuggets.” Then when I get the Barbie it’s like 2 inches high and has the same tired princess costume like all the other ones I have. I can’t even put her cheap, stringy hair in a chignon!

I say good riddance. We shouldn’t be rewarding kids for being fat anyway.

LINK LOVE: colette

Nicki Minaj Fashion’s First Female Rapper Advocate by Tita Vizcarra

Image source Hustle Grl

It’s officially ok to say that Nicki Minaj has won the title of the worlds very first animated rapper ever to collide more than 2 diff worlds combine to the hip-hop game. Her sense of transformation from fantasy characters brings rap a new kind of fan(s): gays, fashion advocates, and anime fans.

Read More| Nicki Minaj colides the fashion industry with rap

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Ken has an amazing sense of style in his role in the new Toy Story 3 movie. Where were all the dolls like him when I was growing up? Keep reading for a hilarious interview the snazzy doll himself…

Just when you thought Barbie has done about every job imaginable BAM! she goes and becomes a clergy woman.

Rev. Julie Blake Fisher, an Episcopal priest in Kent, Ohio, created this holy plastic woman because  she wanted to show her youth group how proper vestments are worn. Personally I would live to see Barbie’s next job as a sexy nun. (Is that to much?)

If you have fallen in love with this doll like I have you can check her fan page out on Facebook.

Welcome to the Barbie Lounge, a place where you can buy a Barbie and dress it in multiple versions of the LBD (12 in total). LINK LOVE: Dazed Digital

Mad Men mania is reaching new heights with the release of a collection of Barbie dolls inspired by the boozing, battling masters of advertising. The collection will include Don Draper, the show’s main man; his wife, Betty; his colleague at Sterling Cooper, Roger Sterling; and Joan Holloway, who spent a good amount of time under Roger as his mistress. Finally, a set of Barbies and Kens we know are fucking!!!

LINK LOVE: New York Times

Barbie, much like a lot of 50 year olds with money in the bank, has been going through a major make-over. She’s obviously had work done and is now attempting to hit the runway. Demi Moore called, Barbie, she wants her gimmick back.

Apparently, Barbie is all dolled up to celebrate the launch of her Little Black Dress collection and raise a little money for the CFDA scholarship program. She’ll be sporting a couple of exclusive accessories and fashion designs from Isaac Mizrahi, Kate Spade’s Deborah Lloyd, Tory Burch, Rachel Roy and Monica Botkier. The dolls hit eBay on January 28th.

Barbie is fine … art that is. She’s been posing for a number of artists and is now taking over works by Picasso, Da Vinci and more.

LINK LOVE: pipeline

While it’s obvious that some of us have more time on our hands than others, Veik, a 29-year old doll maker from Beijing should be awarded for his achievements. I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve never quite gotten over Barbie, but Gaga Barbie is at a whole new level of coolness. Veik DIY-ed his Barbies and dressed them in some of Gaga’s most iconic ensembles – he even made a mini version of Mcqueen’s armadillos! We’re just wondering when these are going to be massed produced, because we plan on buying all of them.

Link Love: Refinery 29

Christian Louboutin has collaborated with Mattel to create this limited edition “Cat Burglar” doll that comes complete with a collection of 4 red-soled Louboutins– each with their own shoe box and bag.

Sold out on Net-a-Porter

LINK LOVE: People

According to Harper’s, the first lady apparently looks like barbie and wears head to toe Louis Vuitton.

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For their second collaboration Barbie and Stila created an assortement of truly exclusive products, fot their ‘Barbie loves Stila collection’ . A 12 color palette as well as , ’smudge pots” above in new shades of , violet, blue and black.

Via Highsnobette

A designer Barbie auction with bids starting at $250 for AIDS and breast cancer charities will take place in New York at Jeffrey’s during Fashion Week!

Christophe Decarnin of Balmain, Chrsitopher Kane, Proenza Schouler, Rick Owens, Alber Elbaz of Lanvin and another 295 designers each dressed a Jason Wu Barbie doll with their signature pieces.

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This foosball table seems to appeal to every category of child: the boys who secretly want to play with Barbie, but is still trying to look tough, the girls who are tomboys and are more into sports then dolls, the boys who realize how lovely ladies are at a young age, and the girls who really really want to play a game with their older brother. Thanks Colette for making everyone happy, except for maybe the parents who would have to shell out 10,000 euros for this little gem. Still, I’m book marking this for the day someone tries to convince me a game room in my house is as good idea because, honestly, if someone offered to buy me this table I’d never turn it down.

SOURCE: Refinery 29′s Pipeline

It’s not that I think this is a complete WTF, I just don’t really care about it one way or the other, but definitely wouldn’t wear a shirt that had bald barbies all over it.

SOURCE: Fabunfunded

It’s available exclusively at HauteLook.com for $20.

Last month at the 50th anniversary it was announced that Heidi Klum was said to be part of the Barbie’s Blonde Ambition Collection, which celebrates iconic blondes throughout fashion and entertainment, and it is not officially confirmed.

UPDATE: Above is the Heidi Klum Barbie that has finally been revealed.

QUICKLINK: My Fashion Life

She would probably look like this, minus the bizarre hairdo. An Anna Wintour bob perhaps? No…Barbie would scoff at such drabness. Elle magazine’s creative director Joe Zee give her the devil wears prada makeover, trading tacky Toys “R” Us collections for something more au courant–Balenciaga peacoat, Chanel bag, Hermes scarf, slim, dark denim jeans and oversized shades (worn indoors, of course). The only thing she’s missing is a pretentious scowl.

Beth Ditto has been transformed into a limited-edition doll that will promote her upcoming clothing line for the British plus-sized clothing chain Evans. “Ditto’s curves have been translated into pint-sized proportions,” says Vogue UK in its writeup of the doll. Surprisingly, that is possible!

LINKAGE: Jezebel via idolator

He produces some kind of sugar, some crazy sticky sweet, that rots your teeth and makes you pray you don’t unintentionally hook up with him thinking he’s just some jersey girl you can wash out of your hair after a night of dirty dancing. It happens to the best of us.

He wants the skin complexion of Beyonce and the vaginal stretchlines of Paris Hilton. Dear lord, its too early for this shit. Watch and learn…

LINKAGE: Hot Slut Of The Day!

Henry Holland has been busy curating up a storm at Dover Street Market, dedicated to the iconic blonde-haired and blue-eyed plastic doll. Read more about the event on Dazed Digital.

“I wanted my Ken to be outside the confines of what is acceptable. I wanted him to be contemporary. So I gave him a black PVC coat that is a scaled down version of one from my menswear collection. And some skinny black trousers.”

LINKAGE: Grazia

Aiming to run away from the idea of a picturesque barbie doll, design label Wahaha Factory has released the Super Bybie Jewelry Collection. The characters featured in the pieces are designed to explore the odd characters you make encounter, whilst still featuring the joy of adolescence.

GALLERY: The Super Bybie Collection

Barbie Fest 2009 continues!

In honor of the doll’s 50th birthday, Karl Lagerfeld is creating a Barbie & Ken exhibit exclusively for Colette.  From March 9-15, his photographs will be on display — and dolls available for viewing only on March 12.

I wonder how Baptiste Giabiconi felt posing for these classy — yet creepy — shots…?

GALLERY: Barbie & Ken by Karl Lagerfeld.