FashionIndie » BBC http://fashionindie.com FashionIndie features all facets of fashion lifestyle. Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:10:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Secret Diary of Kate Middleton: A Lifetime Television Movie Eventhttp://fashionindie.com/the-secret-diary-of-kate-middleton-a-lifetime-television-movie-event/ http://fashionindie.com/the-secret-diary-of-kate-middleton-a-lifetime-television-movie-event/#comments Tue, 19 Apr 2011 13:08:11 +0000 Lester Brathwaite http://fashionindie.com/?p=192749 The following is an excerpt from The Secret Diary of Kate Middleton* — a passingly coherent diatribe of the future Princess of Wales. Excerpt has been edited for content and repeated shout-outs to rival Latino gangs .

 

*Any resemblance to persons living or dead is intentional and fictional.

Dear Diary,

Last night, I decided to stay in with a bottle of cheap tequila, a pizza bagel and my freshly renewed prescription of Oxycotin to watch William and Kate: Let Love Rule on Lifetime. It might have been the near coma I was in, but that shit was BANGIN’!

I’m no film expert, but from what I can tell, Lifetime is a purveyor of high-quality, well-thought-out, beautifully-produced and thrillingly-acted fare. The BBC could take a note or two, cuz frankly I’m, tired of all those goddamn Jane Austen adaptations.

The only thing that really ground my fucking gears was that bitch who was supposed to be me, Camilla Luddington. That heifer looked nothing like me, and between me and you, Diary, I don’t even think that bitch was British.

The Secret Diary of Kate Middleton: A Lifetime Television Movie Event

Now you tell me which one is going to be the Princess of Wales and which one is going to be auditioning to play a corpse next season on NCIS LA?

And furthermore, ho was pathetic. Crying in a bathtub with a glass of wine because the Fresh Prince ditched her to hang with his boys and shit? It’s like, get a life or hang it the fuck up. That was only partially true, anyway.

Yes, there was a glass of wine, or several…bottles, and a bathtub, but I was sharing the bathtub with half of the St. Andrews lacrosse team, thank you. I gets mines, that’s all I’m sayin’.

Speaking of getting mines, the dude who played Will, Nico Evers-Swindell was kind of totally fuckable even though his name is kind of totally gay.

The Secret Diary of Kate Middleton: A Lifetime Television Movie Event

Not that I would ever cheat on Will — especially since the St. Andrews lacrosse team is also kind of totally gay, who knew? Nico does have all of his hair though…

I’m just fucking with ya, Diary! All in all, I’d give it two royal thumbs up, mostly because this actually did happen.

What can I say? I’m a sucker for really shitty karaoke.

– K.M.O.D.B.

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I really enjoy the imagery of these ads. Nicholas Hoults,  from the show, SKINS is featured.

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Lindsay Lohan put on a very serious face while filming a documentary for BBC about child trafficking.  Unfortunately, I can’t tell if she’s acting!

]]> http://fashionindie.com/lilo-puts-on-a-serious-face-for-bbc-and-pretends-she-cares/feed/ 0 Just When The UK Had Enough of Aggy…http://fashionindie.com/just-when-the-uk-had-enough-of-aggy/ http://fashionindie.com/just-when-the-uk-had-enough-of-aggy/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:30:00 +0000 Kirby Marzec http://fashionindie.com/?p=27963 Just When The UK Had Enough of Aggy...As we recently reported, the BBC voted Agyness Deyn the most annoying person of 2008. She’s overexposed. She’s on every-other billboard, in every-other magazine, on every-other runway and at every-other socialite party around the world. So, tell me, you hypocrites of BBC, why on earth would you consider Aggy for the ever-popular British television show Dr. Who? Apparently, producers are looking for the new sidekick to act along Matt Smith, the actor set to play the periodically changing doctor in 2010. They are in search of someone who is famous outside of the acting world. Sorry BBC, Aggy is only famous because she looks like a 10-year-old boy and is obnoxiously everywhere. What is this, payback for all of the celebrities who appear on magazine covers, a spot where models should be? Sorry, but there is a fine line between model and actor. 

BBC, stick with your first instinct of Aggy as the most annoying person of 2008. I’m pretty sure the Brits have had enough of her.

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These gloves will most likely end gun violence in the hood cause you can’t shoot a pistol with two fingers. Oh yeah, and it will totally identify you as a geek, which will probably increase violence to your undies when I spot you and choose to pull your elastic strap right over your forehead.

]]> http://fashionindie.com/gun-violence-in-the-hood-to-decrease-due-to-bbc-star-trek-gloves/feed/ 4 Fashion Indie Catches The Eye Of BBC!http://fashionindie.com/fashion-indie-catches-the-eye-of-bbc/ http://fashionindie.com/fashion-indie-catches-the-eye-of-bbc/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:19:53 +0000 Corey Moran http://fashionindie.com/?p=11834 BBC was at the office shooting some video for the Brooklyn Bridge show on Tuesday, and their full video coverage hit the web today. Check out the link below for some hot video of our models stomping the bridge, as well as some interview with models and designers. Not quite the same experience as being there, but that’s your own dumb fault for not coming!

Check out the vid here!

 

Thanks BBC for everything the video totally rules!

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