You’ve got to love Hollywood.

One minute they’re bashing you for causing earthquakes with your thunder thighs on the runways of San Paulo, the next they’re calling you the world’s sexiest woman. E! Entertainment in some ill advised attempt to reach out to the overweight housewife demographic they so longly want to keep as viewers of Sunset Tan, decided to rank Karolina Kurkova above actually hotties like Angelina Jolie and Gisele Bundchen.

While I’m all for “more cushion for the pushin” I can’t understand how this list was tallied or compiled. E! Entertainment has officially failed at creating a usable list of the World’s Sexiest Women. Other choices that don’t seem to fit include Shakira, Scarlett Johansson, and Penelop Cruz who have each already had their time in the spotlight and Angelina Jolie who spent most of the past year prego. It’s time to update your list of celebrities worth noting E!

The full list is below…

1. Karolina Kurkova

2. Bar Rafaeli

3. Angelina Jolie

4. Gisele Bundchen

5. Scarlett Johansson

6. Adriana Lima

7. Heidi Klum

8. Penelope Cruz

9. Manuela Arcuri

10. Shakira