Ben and Jerrys

Since They Won’t Vote On Their Own, Lets Bribe Them!

Corey Moran, Mens Editor October 31 at 11:57 | Comments

I can not wait until all this election crap is over, because it is starting to become a bit embarrassing for our country. The constant debating (aka backstabbing, shit talking and false promises) is just annoying at this point. If all that drama doesn’t have other countries laughing at us, I’m sure this next one will.

Apparently the new way to get people to vote is to have major businesses across the country offer free crap or discounts to people who voted. Is it me or is that whole concept just disgraceful. The whole point of voting is to elect a candidate who you feel will best help your country, not to get your fat American ass a free doughnut from Krispy Kreme. If you were to ask me, this concept is just promoting uneducated voting for the sake of free product.If people are too lazy or “busy” to make an educated choice on a candidate then DON”T VOTE, because, in all honesty, an uneducated vote is worse than a non-voter.

Here are the special offers going on on election day:

Krispy Kreme: Free doughnut with proof of vote

Ben & Jerry’s: Free Ice Creme

Hayden-Harnett: 20% off entire store

Trina Turk: 20% off purchase

FCUK: 15% off entire purchase

Babeland: Free Silver Bullet Vibrator or “Maverick” Penis Sleeves

Chick-Fil-A: Free Sandwich (Tampa Only)

So with all that being said, come election day I’m going to cast my vote for Paris Hilton then jump on my bike and get all the free shit I can.

Thanks to Buzzfeed and Racked.com for the stuff.

Project Runway on the Run?

Kirby Marzec, Managing Editor October 1 at 12:00 | Comments

If you are one of those devout Project Runway fans who spent many-a-night with a carton of Ben and Jerry’s, crying to re-runs of Season 5, trying to soak in the last few episodes ever, you have my complete sympathy. But turn that frown upside down! The rumors that Season 6 is a no-go are NOT true!

The taping of Season 6 will go on as scheduled, but producers are merely on the lookout for a home! It could be Los Angeles and it could end up back in New York, but worry not, the show will go on! Lindsay Lohan will still make her guest appearance. There will still be drama over misplaced silk chiffon. There will be something to watch on Wednesday nights!

I only wish I could promise that the designers of Season 6 will be more talented than this season…

Thanks NY Magazine and Zimbio!