The Beer Bottle Holder Sweatshirt, because sometimes a beer cozy just isn’t enough redneck for one person. The real tell tail sign that this is a Middle American marvel, is the fact that the display bottle is a Miller Lite in a plastic bottle, Classy! Don’t get me wrong, in the midst of a city that loves scotch and expensive martinis, I am as much a beer guy as the next, and I can tell you there is no need for this. I think the funniest thing about this sweatshirt is thinking about what people are doing while they are drinking that they need this. Multi tasking that involves two hands plus drinking has bad news written all over it.

Thanks to Things You Never Knew Existed for the images.