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CELEBULITE, CULTURE, FASHION / June 15 2011 5:10 PM

REALITY STAR RUNWAY: Bethenny Frankel

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Over the next few days, we will be exploring the fashion choices of reality television stars. No matter how they got to where they are now, it seems these “celebrities” are the most famous faces in America culture. Today, we’ll take a look at Bravo‘s sweetheart herself Bethenny Frankel. See her stats and fashion choices after the jump.

REALITY STAR RUNWAY: Bethenny Frankel

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CELEBULITE, FASHION / May 6 2011 12:13 PM

RED CARPET REPORT CARD: Best & Worst of Kentucky Derby 2010

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The Kentucky Derby is tomorrow, meaning extravagant hats, mint juleps and drunk gambling are on the horizon. There are few things that could ruin such a glorious day in our beautiful American South, and some celebrities came really close to doing so. In this edition of Red Carpet Report Card, we will look at the best and worst dressed of the 2010 Kentucky Derby. Hopefully everyone can learn a little something about how to look like a lady for the big event tomorrow.

RED CARPET REPORT CARD: Best & Worst of Kentucky Derby 2010

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ADDICT, BACKSTAGE, Mens / July 19 2010 11:58 AM

Rachel Uchitel Is Back…With A Vengeance

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Rachel Uchitel Is Back…With A Vengeance

Rachel Uchitel, shown here in her natural habitat.

We knew that Rachel Uchitel would not fade into the woodwork forever after taking the alleged millions of dollars from Tiger Woods in exchange for shutting her uber-collagen enhanced lips about their illicit sexual affair. The good news is, who needed her to tell us anything, my sources told me plenty. In particular, Tiger would demand sex AT LEAST three or four times a day, that she would have to drop what she was doing and run to his side…no questions asked. Clearly, the slogan “Tiger in his tank” has new meaning. Woodsy also preferred a different orifice each time, or else. That’s a lot of poontang…even for a hooker. She knew from the moment this tryst started that it would be her life-long meal ticket. Rachel also became so obsessed with her own notoriety and image in the media during that time, that she was impossible to be around. Ummm, I am sure she still is.

Rachel Uchitel Is Back…With A Vengeance

Rachel Uchitel has a real talent for handling snake-like objects.

Now Rachel is back in the media with a vengeance, signing on to do two reality shows. Who does she think she is…Bethenny Frankel? Anyhoo, La Skank is going to be on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew as well as The Celebrity Apprentice. The thing I take issue with is…SHE IN NOT A CELEBRITY. SHE IS A LOW-LIFE, EXTORTIONIST HOOKER! But, what do I know? According to the New York Post in regards to her upcoming appearance on Celebrity Rehab, “She will be treated for an addiction to pills, the network said without disclosing what type of pills”. Well, that’s a no-brainer. She is clearly addicted to birth control pills because she’s never been pregnant and has had more sex than perhaps anyone on Earth. As for The Celebrity Apprentice, I am not so sure that Donald Trump is going to include some kind of cheesy sex act into the show’s format in order to have her conceivably win one challenge. I mean…can she do anything else? Oh, right, she used to work the door at a tacky nightclub. Now that’s a real talent needed at the Trump Organization. And (B) what would her charity be, The Ashley Dupre Writing Camp, who takes wayward girls off to a farm to learn how to write a tell all?

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BACKSTAGE / June 3 2010 10:49 AM

Kernels of Dish (Thursday) partner

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Kernels of Dish (Thursday) partnerFreaky looking Bethenny Frankel lost all her baby weight in like two minutes. The Skinny Margarita spokesperson has to be skinny. Vomit much? - PAGE SIX

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Lindsay Lohan requested that the last video featured on IMW-TV be taken down yesterday, but this new one get’s her seal of approval. Whatever.

Kernels of Dish (Thursday) partnerPAGE SIX reports that “Kara Dioguardi is as nice as can be”. Tell me something I don’t know.

Kernels of Dish (Thursday) partnerThese two Real Housewives of New York City attend perhaps THE saddest Up Fronts on Earth.

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