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THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles
This list was too big for just ten. Here’s 20 celebrity hairstyles that just bother us.

1. Kate Goesslin- I’m not really sure what she’s thinking with that little spike in the back. I mean, I know that it’s “her thing” but…why would you want that to be your thing?

2. Cassie/Carmen Electra/Amber Rose/Alice Dellal- Shaved heads on girls = not good, unless you’re a punk, which clearly, none of these girls are.
3. Billy Ray Cyrus- This is better than the Achey Breaky mullet, but the whole surfer/highlights thing is trying a little too hard for a 47-year-old dad.
4. Donald Trump- I don’t even know what is going on. How does he even get his hair like that?

5. Amy Winehouse- The beehive was cool for like, a day, but as soon as Wino started falling apart, so did her hive.

6. Megan Fox at the MTV awards- I don’t even need to talk about this…this makes her head look so oddly shaped, it makes me laugh.
7. Agyness Deyn- Sometimes I really like Aggy’s hair, sometimes I don’t. This looks a little Warhol, back to the drawing board for this mop-top

8. Carrot Top- I know it’s natural, but this is a little too carrot-y and disheveled. And wtf is up with his eyebrows?



9. Celebrity sons that look like daughters- Cindy Crawford’s son is literally the most beautiful kid I’ve ever seen, but his hair makes him look like a girl. Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker’s sons also look like they could be daughters. Haircuts, please.
10. Betsey Johnson- I love her designs, but have always hated her hair.
11. Robert Pattinson- Not my choice, I love him and his crazy hair, but I do agree, it’s a little too talked about.
12. Rihanna- Time for a new hairstyle, please. I still like it, I always liked it, but it’s getting old.
13. Victoria Beckham- She pioneered the bob, but that was years ago.
14. Katie Holmes- Same story as the two above. Moving on.
15. Zac Efron- The surf look is a little too grown out for Zefron, just a little bit shorter, please.
16. Brett Michaels- I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that Brett Michael’s lips look like a woman, or that I can’t wear a headband or scarf around my head without being called Brett Michaels.
17. Jethro Cave- Just a little too over the top. Corey, please don’t do this with your hair
18. Katy Perry- I loved Katy Perry’s hair long and curled. Grow it back out!
19. Adam Lambert- I know he’s trying to be the epitome of a ‘rock star,’ but scene kid hair is very 2006. He probably takes longer to straighten and tease his hair than I do to shower and put on a full face of makeup.
20. J.Lo- Everyone’s saying it’s a wig, what do you think?
I’m prepared for the hate comments. Anyone you think we missed?
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves
In case you didn’t know/in case you care, Miley Cyrus has a little sister. She and her friend Emily Reaves attended Brittany Curran’s 19th birthday party (a 50s style pool party)…and they’re nine. Tell me Brittany Curran…why do you want the nine-year-old version of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at your birthday party?
Their vintage Juicy swimsuits are very cute, but I can’t helped but be creeped out by these photos. Maybe I feel like I’m watching a little girl beauty pageant, maybe it’s because these girls have their own webshow, I don’t know. On that note, dear Cyrus family: stop making webshows. Miley has one, Billy Ray has one, Noah has one…who’s next, Trace? (Although I’m sure his show would be massively more popular than the rest of his family’s, and I actually found him attractive pre-feather and cross tattoos on his face…seriously, why!)





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