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THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles

This list was too big for just ten. Here’s 20 celebrity hairstyles that just bother us.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie

1. Kate Goesslin- I’m not really sure what she’s thinking with that little spike in the back. I mean, I know that it’s “her thing” but…why would you want that to be your thing?

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie2. Cassie/Carmen Electra/Amber Rose/Alice Dellal- Shaved heads on girls = not good, unless you’re a punk, which clearly, none of these girls are.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie3. Billy Ray Cyrus- This is better than the Achey Breaky mullet, but the whole surfer/highlights thing is trying a little too hard for a 47-year-old dad.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie4. Donald Trump- I don’t even know what is going on. How does he even get his hair like that?

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie

5. Amy Winehouse- The beehive was cool for like, a day, but as soon as Wino started falling apart, so did her hive.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie

6. Megan Fox at the MTV awards- I don’t even need to talk about this…this makes her head look so oddly shaped, it makes me laugh.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie7. Agyness Deyn- Sometimes I really like Aggy’s hair, sometimes I don’t. This looks a little Warhol, back to the drawing board for this mop-top

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie

8. Carrot Top- I know it’s natural, but this is a little too carrot-y and disheveled.  And wtf is up with his eyebrows?

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie

9. Celebrity sons that look like daughters- Cindy Crawford’s son is literally the most beautiful kid I’ve ever seen, but his hair makes him look like a girl. Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker’s sons also look like they could be daughters. Haircuts, please.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie10. Betsey Johnson- I love her designs, but have always hated her hair. 

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie11. Robert Pattinson- Not my choice, I love him and his crazy hair, but I do agree, it’s a little too talked about.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie12. Rihanna- Time for a new hairstyle, please. I still like it, I always liked it, but it’s getting old.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie13. Victoria Beckham- She pioneered the bob, but that was years ago.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie14. Katie Holmes- Same story as the two above. Moving on.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie15. Zac Efron- The surf look is a little too grown out for Zefron, just a little bit shorter, please.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie16. Brett Michaels- I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that Brett Michael’s lips look like a woman, or that I can’t wear a headband or scarf around my head without being called Brett Michaels.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie17. Jethro Cave- Just a little too over the top. Corey, please don’t do this with your hair

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie18. Katy Perry- I loved Katy Perry’s hair long and curled. Grow it back out!

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie19. Adam Lambert- I know he’s trying to be the epitome of a ‘rock star,’ but scene kid hair is very 2006.  He probably takes longer to straighten and tease his hair than I do to shower and put on a full face of makeup.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles all indie20. J.Lo- Everyone’s saying it’s a wig, what do you think?

 

 

I’m prepared for the hate comments. Anyone you think we missed?



I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves

I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves all indie
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves all indie
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves all indie
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves all indie
In case you didn’t know/in case you care, Miley Cyrus has a little sister. She and her friend Emily Reaves attended Brittany Curran’s 19th birthday party (a 50s style pool party)…and they’re nine.  Tell me Brittany Curran…why do you want the nine-year-old version of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at your birthday party?
Their vintage Juicy swimsuits are very cute, but I can’t helped but be creeped out by these photos.  Maybe I feel like I’m watching a little girl beauty pageant, maybe it’s because these girls have their own webshow, I don’t know.  On that note, dear Cyrus family: stop making webshows. Miley has one, Billy Ray has one, Noah has one…who’s next, Trace? (Although I’m sure his show would be massively more popular than the rest of his family’s, and I actually found him attractive pre-feather and cross tattoos on his face…seriously, why!)
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves all indie

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