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CELEBULITE, CULTURE / November 8 2010 4:37 PM

Miley Parties Harder to Forget About Divorce

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Miley Parties Harder to Forget About Divorce

Miley Cyrus seems to be going a bit wild lately in light of the split between Billy Ray and Leticia. Apparently Miley feels she has to hold it together for the rest of her siblings and hasn’t been sleeping enough. Friends say “she’s feeling very stuck in the middle and her dad will ask her what her mom says and vice versa so its been really hard on her. She’s feeling like everything is on her shoulders and its not fair.” I actually do feel bad about all of the family problems, but as for the partying, who knows? Maybe Miley’s looking for a good excuse for a drink.

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BEAUTY, GIRLS, Mens / June 18 2009 3:36 PM

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles

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This list was too big for just ten. Here’s 20 celebrity hairstyles that just bother us.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles

1. Kate Goesslin- I’m not really sure what she’s thinking with that little spike in the back. I mean, I know that it’s “her thing” but…why would you want that to be your thing?

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles2. Cassie/Carmen Electra/Amber Rose/Alice Dellal- Shaved heads on girls = not good, unless you’re a punk, which clearly, none of these girls are.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles3. Billy Ray Cyrus- This is better than the Achey Breaky mullet, but the whole surfer/highlights thing is trying a little too hard for a 47-year-old dad.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles4. Donald Trump- I don’t even know what is going on. How does he even get his hair like that?

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles

5. Amy Winehouse- The beehive was cool for like, a day, but as soon as Wino started falling apart, so did her hive.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles

6. Megan Fox at the MTV awards- I don’t even need to talk about this…this makes her head look so oddly shaped, it makes me laugh.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles7. Agyness Deyn- Sometimes I really like Aggy’s hair, sometimes I don’t. This looks a little Warhol, back to the drawing board for this mop-top

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles

8. Carrot Top- I know it’s natural, but this is a little too carrot-y and disheveled.  And wtf is up with his eyebrows?

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles

9. Celebrity sons that look like daughters- Cindy Crawford’s son is literally the most beautiful kid I’ve ever seen, but his hair makes him look like a girl. Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker’s sons also look like they could be daughters. Haircuts, please.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles10. Betsey Johnson- I love her designs, but have always hated her hair. 

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles11. Robert Pattinson- Not my choice, I love him and his crazy hair, but I do agree, it’s a little too talked about.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles12. Rihanna- Time for a new hairstyle, please. I still like it, I always liked it, but it’s getting old.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles13. Victoria Beckham- She pioneered the bob, but that was years ago.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles14. Katie Holmes- Same story as the two above. Moving on.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles15. Zac Efron- The surf look is a little too grown out for Zefron, just a little bit shorter, please.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles16. Brett Michaels- I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that Brett Michael’s lips look like a woman, or that I can’t wear a headband or scarf around my head without being called Brett Michaels.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles17. Jethro Cave- Just a little too over the top. Corey, please don’t do this with your hair

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles18. Katy Perry- I loved Katy Perry’s hair long and curled. Grow it back out!

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles19. Adam Lambert- I know he’s trying to be the epitome of a ‘rock star,’ but scene kid hair is very 2006.  He probably takes longer to straighten and tease his hair than I do to shower and put on a full face of makeup.

THE TEN + TEN: Annoying Celebrity Hairstyles20. J.Lo- Everyone’s saying it’s a wig, what do you think?

 

 

I’m prepared for the hate comments. Anyone you think we missed?

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GIRLS / June 2 2009 3:18 PM

I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves

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I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves
In case you didn’t know/in case you care, Miley Cyrus has a little sister. She and her friend Emily Reaves attended Brittany Curran’s 19th birthday party (a 50s style pool party)…and they’re nine.  Tell me Brittany Curran…why do you want the nine-year-old version of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at your birthday party?
Their vintage Juicy swimsuits are very cute, but I can’t helped but be creeped out by these photos.  Maybe I feel like I’m watching a little girl beauty pageant, maybe it’s because these girls have their own webshow, I don’t know.  On that note, dear Cyrus family: stop making webshows. Miley has one, Billy Ray has one, Noah has one…who’s next, Trace? (Although I’m sure his show would be massively more popular than the rest of his family’s, and I actually found him attractive pre-feather and cross tattoos on his face…seriously, why!)
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves

IMAGE SOURCE: Livejournal

IMAGE SOURCE: Trace’s Myspace

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