Billy Ray’s strong words to Miley via tweet:

Apparently Papa Cyrus was too sad to use proper punctuation.

Meanwhile, Anthony Adams, a former California State Assembleyman is taking Miley’s public faux pas as an opportunity to reintroduce a bill he supported in 2007 that would classify salvia as a Schedule I controlled substance, like marijuana and LSD.

Adams claims that Miley’s celebrity would spur youth to “emulate her behavior.” And that’s the last thing anyone wants. Slutty 12 year olds not wearing panties, toking up on camera and making shitty pop music.

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Sidebar: Who even cares? She’s an 18-year -old girl doing things 18 year olds do. But in the age of Facebook, YouTube and the iPhone, it would be best to avoid any documentation of public fuckings up.

Miley Cyrus seems to be going a bit wild lately in light of the split between Billy Ray and Leticia. Apparently Miley feels she has to hold it together for the rest of her siblings and hasn’t been sleeping enough. Friends say “she’s feeling very stuck in the middle and her dad will ask her what her mom says and vice versa so its been really hard on her. She’s feeling like everything is on her shoulders and its not fair.” I actually do feel bad about all of the family problems, but as for the partying, who knows? Maybe Miley’s looking for a good excuse for a drink.

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1. Kate Goesslin- I’m not really sure what she’s thinking with that little spike in the back. I mean, I know that it’s “her thing” but…why would you want that to be your thing?

2. Cassie/Carmen Electra/Amber Rose/Alice Dellal- Shaved heads on girls = not good, unless you’re a punk, which clearly, none of these girls are.

3. Billy Ray Cyrus- This is better than the Achey Breaky mullet, but the whole surfer/highlights thing is trying a little too hard for a 47-year-old dad.

4. Donald Trump- I don’t even know what is going on. How does he even get his hair like that?

5. Amy Winehouse- The beehive was cool for like, a day, but as soon as Wino started falling apart, so did her hive.

6. Megan Fox at the MTV awards- I don’t even need to talk about this…this makes her head look so oddly shaped, it makes me laugh.

7. Agyness Deyn- Sometimes I really like Aggy’s hair, sometimes I don’t. This looks a little Warhol, back to the drawing board for this mop-top

8. Carrot Top- I know it’s natural, but this is a little too carrot-y and disheveled.  And wtf is up with his eyebrows?

9. Celebrity sons that look like daughters- Cindy Crawford’s son is literally the most beautiful kid I’ve ever seen, but his hair makes him look like a girl. Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker’s sons also look like they could be daughters. Haircuts, please.

10. Betsey Johnson- I love her designs, but have always hated her hair. 

11. Robert Pattinson- Not my choice, I love him and his crazy hair, but I do agree, it’s a little too talked about.

12. Rihanna- Time for a new hairstyle, please. I still like it, I always liked it, but it’s getting old.

13. Victoria Beckham- She pioneered the bob, but that was years ago.

14. Katie Holmes- Same story as the two above. Moving on.

15. Zac Efron- The surf look is a little too grown out for Zefron, just a little bit shorter, please.

16. Brett Michaels- I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that Brett Michael’s lips look like a woman, or that I can’t wear a headband or scarf around my head without being called Brett Michaels.

17. Jethro Cave- Just a little too over the top. Corey, please don’t do this with your hair

18. Katy Perry- I loved Katy Perry’s hair long and curled. Grow it back out!

19. Adam Lambert- I know he’s trying to be the epitome of a ‘rock star,’ but scene kid hair is very 2006.  He probably takes longer to straighten and tease his hair than I do to shower and put on a full face of makeup.

20. J.Lo- Everyone’s saying it’s a wig, what do you think?

I’m prepared for the hate comments. Anyone you think we missed?

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