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New Photos! Pretty & Plastered #2: Pool Party Edition

KirillWasHere — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 21:30:50 +0000

Good afternoon my fashion friends. It’s been a few weeks since I last checked in with you guys and I’d like to wish you all a happy bikini season! And so it’s story-time my well-dressed readers…

My buddy DJ NVM, the resident DJ over at the Sunday pool parties at the Gansevoort Park Avenue, has been telling me about his party for a while now… but after a bit of convincing by the guest DJs Steve Aoki & Marshall Barnes did I finally take a trip over there (reason being I’m usually way too exhausted after a weekend of Hamptons raging to move on a Sunday).

Let me tell you, this is no ordinary pool party. The chicks are HOT. The guys even HOTTER. And when you get that many HOT people together and feed them alcohol for hours under the summer sun, you’re going to get one amazing PRETTY & PLASTERED gallery…

Pretty & Plastered:

The following photos were all taken at The Gansevoort Park Avenue in NYC

View all photos at www.kirillwashere.com and follow me on twitter @KirillWasHere!

Apparently Geisha’s Have a Sense of Humor

Saynt — Thu, 29 May 2008 20:55:53 +0000

The folks over at Shizuka New York Day Spa actually have a sense of humor. This video is there attempt to change some preconceived notions on spreading bird poop all over your face in the name of beauty. It’s worth it solely for the bad acting and imagery of pigeons pooping on people.

Two Girls,One Cup: Another Over Priced New York Facial?

Saynt — Sun, 04 May 2008 13:40:42 +0000

The latest facial to hit New York is one made from a rather unsavory special ingredient.

How do I properly describe this one? Okay, so lets say you’re walking down the street and a pigeon accidentally drops a huge load of shit on your face. Would you a) proceed to vomit fearing that some of the flying rats turd managed to make it in your mouth, b) head to the nearest rest room and begin to remove the fecal matter with boiling hot water, soak and a vigorous scrubbing, or c) beging to rub the flub all over your face and thank god you just got a bird poop facial for $180 less than you’d pay at Shizuka New York (7 W 51st St #6)?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjLlqIuVhI[/youtube]
He should have just rubbed it right in.

That’s right indies, the newest beauty trend that’s hitting the streets of NYC are bird shit facials!!! Being called the Geisha Facial due to it’s Japanese inspiration, the facial consists of a product made from nightingale excrement, rich in amino acid guanine, which is thought to brighten and cleanse the skin. What’s really odd about the poopidge is that it has a really strog musky smell that needs to be neutralized with rice bran or other scent deflecting products.

Either way, I’m in no rush to have someone smear bird shit on my face. Especially not for $180 bucks.