INDIE REWIND: 10 Stoner Style Don’ts for 420

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

To quote a famous poet, “I got the Rolly on my arm and I’m pourin’ Chandon/ And I roll the best weed ’cause I got it goin’ on.” Yes, we can all have it going on this April 20th, just the way his High Holy Snoopness intended it. 420 is like stoner Christmas — the holidaze to end all holidaze. You’re likely to see these mavericks of marijuana — these Wizards of Weedly Place, these potentates of pot intake — wandering the streets and haunting 7-11′s the world over, as out of touch as their wardrobes. Granted, the garden variety stoner is not what one would call a fashionista, but if they can they lift their dreadlocked heads from the sweet, sweet lips of their bong to take a look in the mirror, they can avoid these few style missteps and look as fly as they feel.

A Father’s Day Gift Guide for Your Lesbian Mom

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Whereas some kids are lucky enough to have a gay dad, some are super lucky and have a lesbian mom. One who probably built the house they live in with her two bare hands. One who never met a plaid shirt or a Bieber cut she didn’t like. One who could name that tune in three notes or less, as long as that song is by Melissa Etheridge or Joni Mitchell. So this Father’s Day, show the mannish woman in your life just how much she means to you with this helpful gift guide.

F*ck Ups: Leopard Print

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

There was an animal loose at the Bambi awards, and it certainly wasn’t a doe. Leopard print was seen all over the  red carpet; some was cute, but mostly it looked a bloody mess. Sylvie van der Vaart’s dress was a flattering cut and print, but the fabric, from what I can see, looks cheap. The dress Julia Stegner showed up wearing might be one of the ugliest garments I’ve seen in awhile. And those shoes? Bitch please. Birkenstocks would have looked more feminine. Pink resembles like the Prince of Pukey Outfits in this leopard gown. That color almost looks like camouflage from Gander Mountain. The worst possible things you can do with leopard print is put it on cheap fabric, give it a train or wear it immediately after the skinning. Congratulations, ladies, for allowing me to experience all three in one painful sitting.