MAG HAG: Kelly Clarkson Talks Truth to Blender Mag

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Kelly Clarkson claims she never lies, so here she is telling the truth to Blender Magazine:

On peeing in the shower: “Anybody who says they don’t is lying.”

On taking pleasure in walking around naked: “I’m the kinda person who just doesn’t like clothes.”

On blowing her nose and then checking the tissue to see what color the snot is: “I mean, if you have a cold, you have to check, to see how sick you are.”

On the essence of her appeal: “The thing with me, and my audience in particular is, people look at me like a sister or a daughter. It’s not like people look at me as unattainable, some kind of star like that. People love the ‘real’ factor that’s involved, I think.”

LINKAGE: Just Jared

QUOTABLE: Pete Wentz

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

“I hunted her down and shot the dart in her. I just had to wait for her to collapse! Basically, I’m married to the person I’d be jerking off to.”

From his interview with the February issue of Blender, and yes, that is Pete Wentz above

Mag Hag: Katy Perry For Blender

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Katy Perry takes the November 2008 cover of Blender (read interview here) on stands October 14th.

Katy Perry’s Dating Advice

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Katy Perry talks to Blender Mag on “How to Date 4 Guys at Once.”

1. HAVE A BOY IN EVERY PORT
“As a sophisticated woman, you should have business in both Los Angeles and New York, and summer in Paris. You can’t just take an L.A. guy to Paris and expect him to know what the 6th arrondissement is. He would just take you directly to the Eiffel Tower with the rest of the tourists.”

2. STICK TO A TIGHT SCHEDULE
“Guys like to surprise you. Girls don’t like surprises. Which is why a precise calendar is important if you’re going to be an international player. You’ll need it color-coded. If you do get surprised, just let the other one out the back door. Always have a back door. And a laundry chute!”

3. KEEP YOUR PICS RATED P.G.
“Be particular about how you pose for photos, because the suggestive ones end up being tagged on Facebook. Trouble! We live in a world where you wake up and your whole diary from last night is on the Internet. You don’t even have to be a celebrity. You are your own paparazzi!”

4. DO NOT GIVE HIM A DRESSER DRAWER
“They can never leave their stuff! I was bringing back the things an old boyfriend left at my house, and I accidentally returned something that wasn’t his. He saw it, and he’s like, ‘This isn’t mine!’ And it’s like, ‘Well, it certainly could have been. I mean, you all wear Fruit of the fucking Loom!’”

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