Rihanna Rings in 420, Carine’s MAC Attack and Top Model Cast Canned for Bryanboy

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- Demi Moore has reportedly turned to Oprah for some tender, love and care following her stint in rehab and split from Ashton Kutcher, citing the big O’s help in getting Jennifer Aniston back on her feet after Brad Pitt dumped her for that Jolie woman. Oprah will in turn have dibs on Demi’s first post-rehab interview/soul. [Page Six]

- You know who knows how to properly celebrate 420? Rihanna. Aside from rolling a blunt on a bald man’s head — while in Chanel no less — she also puffs with the mightiest lungs in America, if not the world, Snoop Dogg himself. No wonder she ran out of fucks to give…she never had any to begin with. [Buzzfeed]

Google’s Glasses Gaze into the Future, Kanye Returns to Day Job and Beyoncé’s Inaugural Tweet

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- The NYPD must be working overtime…or just be really bored — who are we kidding, it’s the latter. A few months ago a man stole a jacket from a John Varvatos store by swapping it with his own and the boys in blue tracked him down using the DNA from the wadded up chewing gum the thief left in the jacket pocket. Now that’s what I call a sticky situation. [Racked]

- Finally the future’s pulling its act together. Google‘s new super high-tech augmented reality eyeglasses brings us one step closer to the Dystopian present we’ve been promised for so many years. Oh, and there are flying cars. [Huff Po]

Abercrombie Wrestles with Its Sexuality, André Leon Talley Gets His Own Show and Stefano Pilati Talks YSL

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- Marie Antoinette may have lost her head but at least homegirl kept her shoes. A pair of the infamous queen’s pumps dating back to 1790 sold for over $57,000 at a recent French auction. [WWD]

- Abercrombie & Fitch got in touch with its not-so-inner homosexual with this Bruce Weber-directed homage to hot boys groping each other wrestling. Seriously, when is A&F going to stop circling the gay porno airport and bring that sucker into a well-lubricated landing? Video after le jump. [Huff Po]

Isaac Mizrahi, Georgina Chapman and Angela Lindvall Hosting Project Runway All Stars

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Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your TV, Project Runway has spawned a secondary series, Project Runway All Stars. While the 10th season of boring, regular PJ Runway starts in June with Heidi Klum, Michael Kors, Nina Garcia and Tim Gunn stepping into their well-worn shoes, PJ Runway All Stars debuts January 5 with new but fashionably familiar faces.

Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Adrienne Maloof Starting Shoe, Clothing Line

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have really been going through it this season, but at least one of them is turning lemons into vodka lemonade with a whiskey chaser. Adrienne Maloof, the tiny powerhouse who seems rich enough to buy and sell every other Housewife from every other series a few times over, is getting into the fashion game with a new line of shoes recently launched at Lord & Taylor.

A New Kind of Vajazzling

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

In case your lube* wasn’t blingy enough, now it can be thanks to Project Runway  alum Chris March (who may be best remembered for a collection of human hair and flair for dramatics of theatrical proportions and/or his current Bravo show, Mad Fashion). He’s designed a custom Vaseline jar encrusted with 50 Swarovski crystals. We call it: Vajazzline.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Kim Richards Heads to Rehab

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Okay, it’s a slow news morning  so forgive the dalliance into reality television’s mire of mawkish machinations, but guuuuuuuurl — did you hear about Kim Richards? The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is hands-down the most dramatic of Bravo‘s runaway series. Sure, Nene Leakes might be snatching people’s wigs off in Atlanta because she is “VERY rich”; Teresa Giudice may be flipping tables and screaming “WHOOOOOOORE” in a room full of children; and Bobby may have had cancer and Bethanny Frankel had the gall to only send Jill Zarin flowers in New York, but at least no one’s husband offed themselves before a season premiere. Shit’s getting a little too real in reality TV, kids. To wit, Kim Richards, is now going to rehab out of concern for her well-being for her job on the show.

Project Runway All Stars: Judges Announced

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Fashion’s reigning reality show Project Runway has announced the cast to their spin-off Project Runway All Stars (fashion shriek!).  The new Heidi will be played by model Angela Lindvall, supported by two designer judges Isaac Mizrahi and Georgina Chapman.  Marie Claire’s editor in chief Joanna Coles will be filling the Tim Gunn role of cast mentor.  

REALITY STAR RUNWAY: Bethenny Frankel

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

Over the next few days, we will be exploring the fashion choices of reality television stars. No matter how they got to where they are now, it seems these “celebrities” are the most famous faces in America culture. Today, we’ll take a look at Bravo‘s sweetheart herself Bethenny Frankel. See her stats and fashion choices after the jump.

The 10 Worst-Dressed Designers

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You would expect a  dentist to have healthy teeth, a math teacher to be able to do long division and a police officer to follow the law, wouldn’t you? So why are some designers so gosh darn sartorially-challenged? Though they may make beautiful clothing for a living, some of fashion’s greatest designers have some of the worst personal style. Just because they have a great eye for detail doesn’t mean they use that eye when getting ready in the morning, so here’s a spiteful list of 10 designers who could probably do well by rifling through their collections rather than their closets.