Edited by Saynt
On September 2nd. At 6:00PM. We will be hosting a fashion show ON THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.
We’re seeking ten models to be a part of this monumental event.
Contact us immediately at saynt@fashionindie.com.
Edited by Marissa Moshell, Student
Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby Apple
Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughter Rumer
David and Victoria Beckham’s baby Brooklyn
If you thought we were over the weird baby name thing, you’re in for a sweet surprise. A New Zealand family court has ordered a 9-year-old girl to undergo a name change. Painful process..I know. The little girl named Talula Does The Hula felt close to her roots from native Hawaii until the court had to interferre. “It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap,” says the concerned court. Thankfully someone got the idea!
baby Honor
Along with the order of the name change several names were band from the faces of innocence including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit. Sadly, the number 16, Bus Shelter and Violence are still permitted. Well, at least it’s a start.
Jason Lee’s kid Pilot Inspektor
Let’s get real, this is becoming ridiculous! With names like Pilot Inspektor and Camera, kids in the next generation are sure to be jumping off cliffs for the ultimate plunge. Someone needs to start thinking about these kids. Or at least keep them under watch. I certainly don’t know what it’s like to walk around as a fruit and I would never wish that upon anyone. When a kid grows up and asks why he’s named Brooklyn and the answer is because that’s where he was conceived, it’s a suicide waiting to happen. Come on everyone, let’s try and keep the parents away from the cocktails.
For your entertainment, here are some more awesome names: Sailor Lee, Fifi Trixibelle, Free, Audio Science, Moon Unit, Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, Sunday and Spec Wildhorse
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Has casting started for this yet? Real World will be filmed in Brooklyn next season. That’s right folks. New York is out, Brooklyn is in. I hope they film this in Williamsburg or better yet DUMBO (that’s were we live) and hopefully they cast me, cause I own this bitch.
I know everyone will be hating on this cause hipsters suck, blah, blah, blah. But I’m just glad my borough is getting some love. I’m sure the show will focus around bloggers, cause there really is no better career in Brooklyn. Well, there is always selling rocks, but that’s way to Jay Z for my tastes.
Thank you MTV. You actually might be more relevant than I thought.
