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WTF!?! Piers Morgan For Burger King
This is really not what I wanted to see this morning. Apparently this ’scent’ is supposed to make a man smell more ‘manly’…exactly what I want, a guy that smells like a burger.
This is really not what I wanted to see this morning. Apparently this ’scent’ is supposed to make a man smell more ‘manly’…exactly what I want, a guy that smells like a burger.
SOURCE: Livejournal
Want To Smell More Like Meat Than Paris Hilton’s Face?
No this is not a joke, Burger King has released a body spray called Flame. Judging by the picture, I would have to guess that the scent is somewhere between a dumpster full of male stripper dicks and bacon grease. However, Burger describes more of “the scent of seduction” and “a hint of flame broiled-meat”. This is just a ploy to get people to eat more Burger King. If I smelled like Burger King all the time I would probably puke all over myself, I eat one fry from there and I feel dirty. Maybe if fat people sprayed this on their veggies they would lose weight! No? Just a thought. Well I’m going to spray myself down in cologne just to insure I don’t smell like this…ever! If for some stupid reason you would like to buy some of this death juice, check out the website, or head over to Ricky’s.




