Welcome to Hurricane Spa. My Name is Irene and I’ll Be Your Specialist Today.

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

Hurricane Irene is a-comin’, and that bitch ain’t stoppin’. We just gave you some useful life-saving tips for how to survive the storm, but once you’re safe, sound, indoors and potentially without electricity, how will you survive the boredom? Be productive with your you-time and turn Irene into your personal spa therapist. Just pretend the sound outside is a Vichy shower…

Sixteen Sexy Time Things That Aren’t So Sexy

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

The girls from The Frisky made a list of sixteen things they’d never do in bed again, and rightfully so!

Wanna Put It In My Butt, In My Butt, Oh Yeah!!!

Edited by Saynt

Some might say “Crack is Whack” but a new slew of butt crack fashions have been hitting the runway and the bodies of some of fashions most notable players.  Suddenly Lindsay Lohan’s SNL skit on Coin Slot Exfoliants doesn’t seem so ridiculous.

Indie Media member Trend de la Creme has picked out some perfect little panties to showcase your back ends. Check them out here.