Eggs Facial Special

Eggs are an ancient ingredient used as face masks when the white and yoke are separated, they double team. The egg white draws out the oil, while the yoke moisturizes.

Ingredients: 1 Egg & a few drops of lemon (optional)

Irene says: Separate the yoke from the white and stir each individually.

EGG WHITE: If you have very oily skin, add a few drops of lemon. If you have dry skin, lemon will irritate it. Using a cotton ball, face mask brush or spatula, spread the egg white on your face, neck and decolletage. Lie down for 20-25 minutes. Relax. Then rinse with cool water to remove.

YOKE: Apply the same way as the egg white. Lie down for 20-25 minutes. Relax. Then rinse with warm water and a washcloth. End with a splash of cool water.

Then throw on some extra moisturizer, just to seal it in. Eggcellently done. (sorry, couldn’t resist the pun)!

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