It seemed like a recipe for a fantasia of faggotry:

1 heaping helping of Cher

1 crotchless panty of Christina Aguilera

Add a pinch of shirtless hunk

Stanley Tucci to taste

Voilá! GAY UTOPIA.

So what went wrong?

Okay, I will admit that I have not yet seen Burlesque, but it is at the very top of my list of things to do! Along with: “stock up on Four Loko”, “buy a fur for the winter” and my weekly “stalk Liza”.

But what about you, the rest of gay America? Were you too busy reupholstering your vintage furniture, or painting your newly constructed breakfast nook?

Or could it possibly be that Burlesque is just not worth seeing…?

Nah.

That’s cray cray talk! And I’m ashamed of myself for even considering it.

Well, I’m going to see it this week and will report back on my findings. I may be a little biased, but I’m already stuffing the Oscar ballot in Cher’s favor.

It’s Twilight fever…The Dec issue of Vanity Fair (the one with Kate Winslet on the cover) features this spread, shot by Peggy Sirota, in which the characters of Twilight pose ‘oh so’ elegantly in what seems like a meadow.

In one of the most boring spreads I’ve seen in a while, Robert Pattinson, Cam Gigandet, and Kristen Stewart (dressed in a gorgeous ruffled Chanel Fall 2008 dress, which she wears with casual Converse sneakers) look so posed and bored at the same time, yet also seem confused and puzzled. And, why does Kristen seem the same in every photo she takes?

Thanks Fabulousness