Big mistake. Huge. Really offensive.

How many designer name-drops can Anne Hathaway squeeze her size 6 ass into?

When a middle-American family turns Euro-trash.

Queen Latifah goes international, morphing from ma'am, to pimp, to proper purple royalty.

Let them eat cake, and custom jaquard.

Stuns and Stunser.

Four score and the greatest MTV cartoon ever ago, Abe Lincoln gave Joan of Arc a... MAKEOVER!

Laugh's on you, Julia Roberts and all you other montagers. Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate just shut shit down. HAHAHAHA. hahaha HAHA.

- Seems like brownface doesn’t really fly these days. One of Ashton Kutcher‘s Popchips ads, in which he plays an Indian man, was deemed racist by people with eyes and ears and subsequently taken down. No word if the NAAKL, the National Association for the Advancement of Karl Lagerfeld, plans on any legal action. [NY Post]

- Nicholas Kirkwood wants the Duchess of Cambridge to step up her shoe game. Ah, if only one day Kate Middleton hoofed it in a sky-high tranny heel, the world would be a much better place. Or at least a much more fierce place. [Grazia]

- Cameron Diaz says she burst into tears following her super short (and super unflattering) haircut. But honestly, who didn’t? [Us]

- The makers of UGGs are getting $686 million from 3000 Chinese websites accused of selling counterfeit boots. Was it really worth it China? [Huff Po]

- Courtney Love lost the publicity rights to Kurt Cobain‘s name, likeness and appearance some time in 2010 in exchange for a loan from daughter Frances Bean‘s trust. Stories like this are really what Mother’s Day is all about. [Vulture]

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Perhaps she was drunkenly driving down Jessica Lange Lane before crashing hair-first into Escaped Mental Patient Blvd; or maybe she just got on the business end of a weed-whacker. Either way, Cammy D’z has seen better days. Not very many better days, mind you, as girl loves her some red carpet bed-head. But instead of looking like she just rolled out of bed and threw on whatever Rachel Zoe picked out for her, Diaz looks like she was run over by the diminutive stylist’s SUV on her way to outfit someone who was actually invited to the ceremony.

Whaddya say we just chalk this up to a bad hair day and forget it ever happened? This dress, however, needs to be burned immediately.

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Between May 1, 2010 and May 1, 2011, these were the lauded ladies who laughed all the way to the bank. [Forbes]

1. Angie Joles, $30 million. Drink it in, Jolie, and then eat a sandwich, you’re scaring the kids.

at The 22nd Annual American Cinematheque Award at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on October 12, 2007 in Beverly Hills, California.

As part of the festivities in the run-up to this yearâ??s Oscar telecast, Laura Ziskin, 79th Annual Academy Awards® producer, has announced â??A Celebration of Oscar Fashionâ? â?? a live event presenting a unique retrospective of Oscar fashion. Pictured here in one of the dresses displayed: Julia Roberts in Vintage Valentino at the 73rd Academy Awards® on March 25, 2001.

- Snooki and JWOWW will continue to spread their own brand of charm — among other more communicable things — with their own Jersey Shore spin-off. Finally, we get down to the good stuff. Honestly, Ron, I’m frikkin’ over everyone else on that show. [Daily Beast]

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- Editor Casual seems to be running rampant in fashion as Carine Roitfeld donned corduroy jeans and a “no-name” T-shirt (thank god the shoe came to work) for an interview with a no-name mag about her current state. Turns out she never had any plans to replace Anna Wintour at Vogue (remember that plotline from Devil Wears Prada?), she just likes fucking with us: “I like to provoke. I’m very French. In America, they’re not even allowed to show a hint of nipple in photos. Anna Wintour is the most powerful woman in the global fashion industry, the first lady of fashion. She’s a politician; I’m a stylist. They are two very different jobs. Incidentally, despite all the rumors, she is actually very nice.” What we don’t know is that Anna was hanging from the ceiling the entire time. [Fashionologie]

- If you’re like me and live for the Met Ball but have yet to receive a coveted invitation, you can at least live vicariously through one of its fabulous attendees, fashion icon Daphne Guinness. The kooky, couture-loving heiress will be getting dressed in Barneys windows before heading off to the Gala on May 2nd. How many years in jail do you think I’ll get for busting through that window and stealing a McQueen feather from Daph’s hem? [The Cut]

Carine Roitfeld ex editor of Vogue.France in interview with Britta Sandberg & Claudia Voigt from Der Spiegel

Cameron will be rated on the below categories, five being the highest and 1 being the lowest. Good luck girl, you’re going to need it.

Fit: 2

Trendiness: 2

Appropriateness: 1

Styling: 3

Hair: 2

Makeup: 4

Shoes: 3

Pose: 3

Confidence: 3

It’s a good thing you have a pretty face of makeup on Cam, or else your grade would have been a letter lower.

Now this isn’t so much what Britney would look like if she was from the Midwest so much as what Britney will look like in five years. Hair looks good, girl!

How fitting, Sarah Jessica Parker next to a horse. I love the bridle she’s wearing though. Chanel?

After a long day at the secretarial pool, Jennifer Aniston (who actually would be married in Bizarro Midwestern Land) drops by the DQ for a qucik dinner of ice cream and salty tears.

David Beckham‘s dreams of soccer stardom just didn’t pan out after knocking up Victoria in high school. He settled down, working for Vick’s pop’s insurance company and has several mistresses, like this lamb:

Town skank, Tara Reid. Victoria’s seen her in the parking lot of the A&P and has more than once tried to run her down in her Chevy minivan.

Nicole Kidman is currently serving twenty years in jail for murdering her husband whom she claimed was a “latent homosexual.”

No, not this one. John Travolta is still alive and kicking after his third triple bypass and second double chin-ectomy.

Ah, yes, poor Tom Cruise. He came to a grizzly end when Kidman used a hot waffle iron to make grilled cheese with his face. Then ate it.

On a happier note, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are doing just fine. They have twelve kids, and Anthony is 85% sure that at least half of them are his.

After years of living the single life, Ashlee Simpson finally managed to settle down.

She found an unlikely soul mate in Cameron Diaz, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Cam may not be the sharpest stiletto on the shoe tree, but Ashlee says she more than makes up for it in the boudoir.

Wild stallion and all-round bad ass, Johnny Depp, can usually be found riding his hog, shooting beer cans or gearing up for a good ole-fashioned lynchin’ with the boys.

As you can see, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are still quite the fashion plates. They even made these dresses! Not that you could tell. Ashley made hers from six discarded king size bed sheets. And MK wrapped a towel around her then tied it with electrical tape. Brilliant.

Paris Hilton, unfortunately lost her mind back in the fifth grade when she started showing up to class without any panties, speaking in a strange baby’s voice and claiming to have invented the phrase “That’s hot.” She’s in a mental hospital where she’s especially popular with some of the…more masculine girls.

Pam Anderson has done well for herself. A successful office manager at a funeral home, she gets all the embalming fluid she likes, which she then uses for throwing homestyle Botox parties.

Eyes were raised in town when Michael Douglas showed up with this young chippy on his arm, Catherine Zeta-Jones. But it turns out they’re just father and daughter who have an incestuous relationship. And that’s old hat. For a second, people thought she might have been Mexican or a Jew. Imagine?

A former Ms. Pine-Sol, Gwen Stefani still has her looks, even if she’s keeping them in her hair and cleavage. But she learned that “a woman’s beauty is the only thing she has or ever will have and once that’s gone, she might as well down a bottle of Ajax and wait for Jesus to come and take her back to Heaven in his divine pick-up truck.” Words of wisdom from her mama:

Sharon Stone. 80 years old and doesn’t look a day over 69.

A-Rod sure has a type. First, the divorced baseball star went for a bleach blond Madonna, followed by a fling with Kate Hudson and now he’s reportedly dating Cameron Diaz.

The svelte, super blond ladies show a trend: A-Rod likes to date care-free actresses that can pull of a t-shirt and jeans just as easily as they can red carpet glam. Check out the three easy steps to catching A-Rod’s eye; bleach, tanner and the Hollywood diet not included:

1. Blue string bikini

Both Cameron and Kate have a penchant for teeny tiny string bikinis. Is the blue an ode to the Yankee’s uniform color?

If you’re flat-chested like Cameron and Kate, and also like minimal coverage swimwear, go for this sexy Envy Push Up String bikini ($121).

2. Sequined mini dress

A-Rod clearly likes women who can flip the glam switch and wear head to toe designer labels just as easily as they can pull off a baseball cap and jeans. Here, Kate and Cameron are both seen in super short, sequined mini dresses that light up the night.

Try the look for yourself – for 65% off – with this hot 3.1 Phillip Lim Sequin-covered mini dress ($323.75, down from $925).

3. Tan short shorts

Both Cameron and Kate were photographed in New York City this summer wearing tan or neutral short shorts, beige wedges and a blue top.

Nail Kate’s scalloped short look with these perfectly priced BCBGeneration Crepe de Chine Shorts with Scalloped Hem ($40.60, down from $58).

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In the interview, Cameron opens up about dating bad boys, working with her ex, Justin Timberlake, and her “juicy booty.”

On her figure: “Most booties that propel girls are usually the bigger booties. I have a little tiny one, but it is, nonetheless, juicy.”

When asked about who she’s dating, Cameron was coy, “I grew up with the Dodgers, but now I’m a Yankees fan.”

On aging: “The only way to stop it is if you die. But that’s not a great alternative.” She’d much rather be Helen Mirren. “That woman is drop-dead sexy. She’s not trying to turn back the hands of time, she is just taking care of herself.” And, more impressively, “She’s a nudist!”

On her body: “The more I work on my body at this age, the better it gets. . . I feel so much more attractive now. A thousand percent. I’m appreciating my skin and my wrinkles and all those things.”

On her relationships, and dating bad boys: “I’ve always loved men and boys,” she says with a grin. “I don’t get hung up on what boys do. I don’t have a nagging nature. I feel like I can be a woman but also relate to a man. . . Who doesn’t like the bad boy, until you grow up and realize bad boys are not the way to go? I’m done with that.”

On working with her ex, Justin Timberlake, in the upcoming comedy Bad Teacher: “Justin and I have laughed together for years. He is the funniest guy; you’ve seen the stuff he does on SNL.” She appreciated the shorthand an ex-couple can have. “Oh, absolutely,” she says, nodding. Humor brought them together in the first place then? She responds with an emphatic yes.”

The August issue of Harper’s Bazaar hits newsstands July 20.

Photo credit: Terry Richardson

Here’s what she said in an interview with British Vogue: “The fountain of youth [for me], let’s see…I guess it’s exercise, healthy diet, lots of water, lots of laughter, lots of sex — yes, sex, we need that as human beings. It’s healthy, it’s natural, it’s what we are here to do!” Good for her, and her current boyfriend, A.Rod.

Cameron Diaz, Sandra Bullock, Sherri Shepard, and Kate Winslet all wore side swept waves to last night’s Oscars. “The Veronica Lake look was in full bloom at this year’s Oscars,” says Gayle Giacomo owner and expert stylist, Gatsby Salon in Green Brook, NJ. “Sandra Bullock, Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz laminated the red carpet with this timeless style.” Step by step how to after the jump.

1. Start with using a volumizer on damp hair’s roots. (Try Gatsby Salon’s Texture Lift, $12.50 available by calling 732.752.4247)

2. Use a blow dryer to remove excess moisture from hair.

3. Section hair into five sections. A right and left section at the nape of the neck, a section on the right and left sides of your head, and the top of your head.

4. Blowdry each section using a round brush and dry hair in a vertical direction, pulling the hair straight up from your head to create volume and lift at the root.

5. After entire head is dried, form the same 5 sections. Use a 1 ½ inch barrel curling iron to curl sections, beginning at the bottom of hair sections.

6. To create an arch and bend at the root, place the iron on the root and pull upwards as you move it to the ends of the hair.

7. Once the iron has reached the ends, keep the curling iron horizontal as you rotate the iron back towards the root area, creating a curl. Once hair is heated in this position, release the iron from the hair, letting the hair fall.

8. Follow immediately with a flexible hold hairspray (Try Gatsby Salon’s Structura Shaping Spray, $14.95 available by calling 732.752.4247) and allow hair to cool.

9. Repeat steps 6 through 8 until your entire head is curled.

10. Allow at least ten minutes for hair to cool entirely before touching it.

11. Turn head upside down and use a paddle brush to brush through your entire head.

12. Create a part that suits your style and use your fingers to tame and place hair to the direction you desire.

13. Complete style by using a holding spray to secure this look.

Some noteworthy dresses were Oscar de la Renta (of course!) worn by Cameron Diaz, which was gorgeous but didn’t seem to fit her properly.

Demi Moore in Versace, without her best accessory, her hubby Ashton.

Of course there were some juicy lapses. Charlize Theron seemed to have successfully combine cabaret look with princess, waz up with those boob roses?

SJP looked like she’s hiding something under that Chanel dress and her ring looked like she was holding a cigarette.

Could Nancy Carrell find even more “invisible” dress? Someone, get her a red belt or something!

And last but not least: Nicole Ricci is going to war in her full-body armor!!!

Images via NY Mag

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In no particular order, here is our list of the best dressed celebrities from last nights Golden Globes.

1. Olivia Wilde in Gucci

My second fave look of the evening, a perfectly fitted dress to go with a perfect face!

2. Diane Kruger in Christian Lacroix

Love her and everything she wears, how can you not love this dress? The color is amazing and the white bow is perfect.

3. Kate Hudson in Marchesa

Kate wears white soo well, I love everything about this look, including the perfectly matched shoes!

4. Drew Barrimore in Atelier Versace

Was not loving the hair, but the dress is pretty amazing! Glad she (or her stylist) picked something so distinct!

5. Tina Fey in Zac Posen

Perfect perfect perfect! The length is great, the shoes are adorable, and it fits her like it was made for her!

6. Chloe Sevigny in Valentino

Amazing, gorgeous, fabulous, stunning, perfect! My favorite look of the evening hands down!

7.  Zoe Saldana in Louis Vuitton

At first I didn’t like it, but the more I look at it the more I like it, especially the color.

8. Cameron Diaz  in Alexander McQueen

Cameron looks stunning in red, and she’s probably the only person who can pull off shoulder pads on the red carpet.

9. January Jones in Lanvin

Even though she wore all black, the satin accents, including the headband are fabulous!

10. Maggie Gyllenhall in RM by Roland Mouret

Love the color, and the cut is perfect on her figure!

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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 17: Actress Diane Kruger arrives at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 17, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 17: Actress Chloe Sevigny arrives at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 17, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 17: Actress Cameron Diaz arrives at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 17, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 17: Actress January Jones arrives at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 17, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 17: Actress Drew Barrymore arrives at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 17, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 17: Actress Olivia Wilde arrives at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 17, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 17: Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal arrives at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 17, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

I always knew there was something about Mary. Now I remember what it was.

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Cameron Diaz’s Madonna-inspired editorial from V is finally here. Been excited for this due to my recent love of 80′s fashion, the fact that Cameron is looking the best I’ve ever seen her look isn’t hurting either. Check cult to see Cameron in her fully fierce glory.

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We posted the cover last week, questioning the importance of Cameron Diaz as a cover girl…Here’s a look inside.

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Let’s analyze this…Vogue is a fashion magazine, so those featured on the cover must technically have something to do with fashion. Next, What has Cameron done lately? We haven’t seen her at any award shows, cuz she hasn’t done any movies, cuz she disappeared after her breakup with Justin Timerlake. Also, the green issue? Yes, Cameron did buy the first Prius a while back, and so what, so have tons of other celebs. Oh, and didn’t Anna promise us a model for the next issue? Guess she lied.

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TIM GUNN: Be honest, who doesn’t love fashion consultant and Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn? As the chair of fashion design at Parsons The New School For Design and host of Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style, it is safe to say that this man really knows his fashion shtik. Gunn’s fashion advice always leads to the polished and classy. He’ll help you accentuate your features, hide your flaws and “make it work.”

NOLE MARIN: Former jude on America’s Next Top Model and current editor/stylist for Elle, Nole Marin too has a leg up on the industry. The guy has even worked with the average Joe, providing fashion advice and makeovers for desperate teens on MTV’s Made. Marin might not be the most edgy stylist out there, but he knows what is current and he knows how to style the average body.

MISS J. ALEXANDER: Sometimes it is hard to take Miss J seriously, a grown man in makeup, pigtails and sometimes stilettos, but as runway coach, judge and consultant on America’s Next Top Model, his advice is always spot on. He might be cocky and brash, but Miss J knows what women look good in and how they should “work it.” Trust his attitude, a confident look is always the best look.

RACHEL ZOE: If your goal is to look like a celebrity, then Rachel Zoe is the stylist for you. Noted for working with prominent celebrities like Cameron Diaz, Mischa Barton and Demi Moore as well as her Bravo TV show, The Rachel Zoe Project, Zoe has all tips for glamour and sophistication.

CRISTINA EHRLICH AND ESTEE STANLEY: You may not have heard of them, but this duo may very well be the most demanded stylists in the celebrity scope. They’ve made Penelope Cruz and Nicole Richie look like a million bucks, but even so, they know how to dress on a budget. Take their expertise and pay attention to details, buy high quality classic pieces, wear a variety of silhouettes and build off of a simple piece.

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I know it was “the thing to do” in sixth grade but having holes in your jeans is about as cool as naming your left nipple Beyonce Knowles and claiming no one is ready for your jelly.  When you’re a hasbeen 30-something, attempting to hold on to a small shred of your youth by hitting the streets with a pair of jeans that look that you spent the last two weeks on your knees in front of of a casting director cause no one in Hollywood takes you seriously, you’ve got a problem. Take it from me, kneepads are the new holes girlie,  so ditch the strategically placed wear-n-tear and get in with the times.

The only type of holes I can thoroughly endorse are those caused on your brain from a major dose of E on rave nights.

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Cameron Rocks a Bald Cap for the Britney Spears Biopic

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