I can not wait until all this election crap is over, because it is starting to become a bit embarrassing for our country. The constant debating (aka backstabbing, shit talking and false promises) is just annoying at this point. If all that drama doesn’t have other countries laughing at us, I’m sure this next one will.

Apparently the new way to get people to vote is to have major businesses across the country offer free crap or discounts to people who voted. Is it me or is that whole concept just disgraceful. The whole point of voting is to elect a candidate who you feel will best help your country, not to get your fat American ass a free doughnut from Krispy Kreme. If you were to ask me, this concept is just promoting uneducated voting for the sake of free product.If people are too lazy or “busy” to make an educated choice on a candidate then DON”T VOTE, because, in all honesty, an uneducated vote is worse than a non-voter.

Here are the special offers going on on election day:

Krispy Kreme: Free doughnut with proof of vote

Ben & Jerry’s: Free Ice Creme

Hayden-Harnett: 20% off entire store

Trina Turk: 20% off purchase

FCUK: 15% off entire purchase

Babeland: Free Silver Bullet Vibrator or “Maverick” Penis Sleeves

Chick-Fil-A: Free Sandwich (Tampa Only)

So with all that being said, come election day I’m going to cast my vote for Paris Hilton then jump on my bike and get all the free shit I can.

Thanks to Buzzfeed and Racked.com for the stuff.