VIDEO: Some chick calls Chris Brown a “fucking beater” and says. “I hope someone beats the fucking crap out of you!” Chris Brown fans respond by yelling “Smack that bitch up”. We’re not surprised…

The latest collection from my friends at Dazzle Me Formal is one I’m super excited about. The Smooth Criminals collection is based on the faces of Hollywood that were part of famous domestic abuse incidents. I know that may sound a bit harsh, but it focuses even more on the idea that they are normally kept quite and the repercussions are minimal.

The line features two of the most famous battered couples in the Hollywood, Madonna and Sean Penn, and Chris Brown and Rihanna. The distressed look of the shirts is really awesome as well.

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So apparently no one really knows what this movie is about, considering the overabundance of random actor/singers, but what I’m most concerned about is the fashions…Paul Walker is wearing a turtle neck under his button up. Anyone find that as weird as I do? Or can we say photoshop?

Kanye’s ex or current lover (I’m not too sure right now) is in a Luda and Chris Brown video. She’s the ugly one.

Seriously, don’t sign up for videos like this when the other girls in it are smoking hot. You look like the Charlie Brown-headed fugly friend they brought along to distract the fat dude in Luda’s posse. Plus, who the fuck smiles in rap videos. Your job as a video hoe is to pout, gyrate slowly and occasionally shoot a scene in your underwear. Smiling is for the cover of the J.C Penny catalogue which is probably where you’re gonna end up if you don’t get back in Kanye’s good graces or at least call us back when we request an interview.

Hmm good timing Covergirl, now is the perfect time for Rihanna to be doing commercials for eye makeup. Because blogging allows me the great opportunity to make money while I sit my ass on the couch and watch TV, I was able to catch this commercial for the first time while watching VH1 today. I laughed and laughed out loud by myself (of course), and then proceed to live the good life. Oh Rihanna, it’s a shame that your misfortune will be the butt end of all jokes for the next couple months atleast, maybe you’ll think twice about spreading the clap.