Porn Star Makeover: Christina Aguilera

I have to applaud Christina Aquilera because she recently had a child and her body looks absolutely phenonmenal. Gold star for her trainer! As for her stylist, I don’t think I can be forgiving like Miss Shields and give her/him a C+. What happened to the blond bombshell’s curly golden locks, blood-red lipstick and classy pin-up style? Now she is sporting an Oompa-tan, bad weave and cheap pink lipstick from the clearance bin at CVS. And maybe it’s these elements plus her outfit, but I’m totally not feeling the dress either. You have a gorgeous voice; sing “Genie in a Bottle” all you want, but please, don’t try to look like one.