1. Isaac Mizrahi

Though I live by Unzipped and gave Bravo‘s The Fashion Show a shot (even before the inclusion of Iman), once the mandals came out I just couldn’t keep my silence any longer.

2. Christian Audigier

Audigier would land on this list just for creating Ed Hardy, but religiously wearing it only cements his inclusion.

3. Vivienne Westwood

You know Crazy Cat Lady from The Simpsons? Dye her hair Carrot Top orange, throw her in a combat boot and call her Vivienne Westwood.

4. John Galliano

I’m less offended by his ringing endorsement of Hitler than by his penchant for gay pirate dandyism.

5. Kate Mulleavy

Turns out you can go wrong with all black, whereas a pop of color and a show of effort are always in fashion.

6. Jeremy Scott

Scott’s look says to me “Club kid who kept partying long after the trash was swept up” only Scott then rummaged through said trash for this jacket.

7. Patricia Field

Though she practically single-handedly created the fashion icon known as Carrie Bradshaw, Pat Field can give off too a bit too much sex in the city. Though kudos for rocking that Jessica Rabbit red hair better and before Rihanna.

8. Anna Sui

I saw Anna Sui on the street the other day…though it could’ve been a bag lady. Either way her China Bang was stunning.

9  Karl Lagerfeld, Perhaps a controversial choice, but the gay vampire look sometimes leaves me…cold.

10. Betsey Johnson

There’s nothing I want more than to see Betsey Johnson doing cartwheels in a ballerina tutu at age 90. Just because it’s bad doesn’t mean it doesn’t feel good.

LINK LOVE: The Cut

LINK LOVE:Ed Hardy Swimwear Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Swim 2011

1. The entire family of Audigier brands include over 60 licensees  who produce everything from jewelery, chocolate, and even air fresheners. (And now Fashion Indie)

2.Christian was also the brainchild behind making Von Dutch a household brand.

3. He has opened his own Ed Hardy inspired nightclub in Las Vegas

4. There are lines of Ed Hardy beverages that include beer, sangria, sparkling wine, vodka, and energy drinks.

5.  Christian also goes by “The King of Jeans”

6. Crystal Rock by Christian Audigier features beautiful designs created by Crystal Rock Audigier, Christian Audigier’s daughter.

7.  Don Ed Hardy is known as “The Godfather of the Modern Tattoo”

8. His celebrity following includes more than 5,000 celebrities, athletes and musicians of all genres.

9. He wanted to follow in the footsteps of Mick Jagger, but lacked the singing voice.

10.  Christian Audigier has revealed he doesn’t like Victoria Beckham’s fashion designs and considers them “very simple.”

Check out the Dave Stewart Rock Fabulous Collection in colllaboration with Christian Audigier which was introduced at Christian Audigier’s When I Move You Move at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas.

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This Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier Love Kills Slowly Tee is only $62, you can’t afford not to buy it! Available at Saks.

The news from E! is that Lindsay Lohan is collaborating with Christian Audigier to create a line of handbags. Obviously, we’re extreme excited!!! It’s been a while since some one produced a bag worthy of gifting to your least favorite frienemy.

Here’s the official word…

“Lindsay and the design team at Ed Hardy have mutual friends, and they knew she was interested in looking for a handbag license and partner,” our source says. “They thought she’d be a good fit and so did she.”

So far, it sounds like the collaboration is running smoothly. “As of last week, there are three collections in development and numerous more are expected,” our source says. “Lindsay is very directly involved with the project, and she’s always pulling things online and from magazines for ideas.”

So basically, Lindsay is on the rebound from being bounced from Ungaro, so she’s clipping magazines for ideas to steal and call her own for and undoubtedly lack luster collection of handbags.  Lindsay, please take a break from failing long enough for people to forget, we’re actually starting to feel bad for you.

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You Sure You Want to Mess With This Christian?

Joy of joys. Marc Jacobs has always been one of my favorite fashion designers, but his recent decision to go to war with Ed Hardy brand guru Christian Audigier has him heading into my worship list.  Audigier’s Nervous Tattoo, Inc (really, that’s what you named your company?!?) is getting sued by Marc’s peeps for trademark infringement over purse design. We’ve got the two bags for you after the jump.

Here’s a better look at the Marc Jacobs bag. I’d look for a larger one from Ed Hardy but I’d prefer to keep such a term out of my search history.

Christian was reportedly pissed when he learned that after months of sweating over designs Madonna had changed her mind about the collaboration after her application to adopt an orphan was rejected by a family court judge in the African nation of Malawi.

The National Enquirer writes: “Outraged Audigier says Madonna agreed to sign contracts for the deal a month ago, but when the Malawi authorities nixed her plea to adopt a native daughter, the distraught star blew off her designer pal, saying she was ‘depressed…and not in the right frame of mind” to continue working on the collection.

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This is totally my laugh for the day…BRO! I want to say this is a parody, but you can never bee to sure. There’s just something about rhinestone t-shirts and blow outs that (for safety sake) have to be handled with extreme caution. Not enough fist pumping though!

via Buzzfeed

GQ single-handedly wrote the best article of 2009 in my opinion. GQ writer Devin Freidman produced an article titled “Emperor Du Fromage” (meaning Emperor of Cheese) was an up close and personal look into the life of Christian Audgier, which is in no way any less gaudy and vomit inducing than his clothes. I have never been so interested in reading one article in my life, and despite the daunting 11 pages of text, I was hooked. Here are some of the hilarious quotes from the article that I recommend all of you take the time to read:

“Or something like this,” he said. “Me on a horse. And there are ten horses around me with no one on them. On Melrose Street. Something like this.”

“What was the error Von Dutch made? Why doesn’t it really exist anymore? ‘Their mistake? To let me go. When I left, we were at the top of the moon. Now they are crash.’”

“A freestanding brick mansion with grand filigreed stone casement windows, a mansard roof, a driveway where your Bentley is parked in a designated space. The door is heavy and wood, with iron detailing; the front desk is paneled in leather; there’s a perfectly weathered Ralph Lauren–like heavy bag in the waiting room, a large moody black-and-white R&B-record-cover-style portrait of Christian in the entryway. And once I entered and could take in the whole balustraded open floor plan straight up to the skylight, I saw laid out on the white marble floor a stuffed albino peacock, a long leather bench with a fur thrown over it, and what appeared to be a precise replica of the chopper from Easy Rider, with the Stars and Stripes carapace and everything.”

Check out the rest of the story on the link below!

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Thanks Just Jared and NY Mag!

Really? Is this Christian Audigier’s new ploy for boosting sales? Getting people drunk on guido armpit scented Ed Hardy wine so they buy more repulsive tees, hoodies and shoes? Roberto Cavalli Vodka is one thing, because hey, he’s actually a legitamate designer and you look classy as hell drinking designer booze. But Ed Hardy? I’m sorry, that’s just pathetic.

Thanks BuzzFeed!

Ed Hardy filed a $100 million lawsuit Monday against Christian Audigier for trademark infringement and breach of contract, among other things.

Apparently Hardy wasn’t getting all his royalties, and Audigier’s own clothing line used Hardy’s artwork without permission.

Why anyone would want the rights to that stuff, I’ll never know.

From the AP.

Despite my normally extremist opinions, I am choosing to stay neutral in this decision. I’m not going to say he was necessarily the best designer of the year, but he definitely wasn’t the worst (Christian Audgier wins this one every year in my book). Regardless, I do love Thom Browne, and I think that he does create amazing designs, but at the same time I don’t think I could come out and make the same claim that he was the best designer this year without getting angry comments and challenges against my intelligence. Congrats to you Thom, but I think you might have stolen this one!

Thanks GQ for the image.

Christian Audgier had a party for his daughter’s sweet 16, and if you asked me I would have to say the theme was skank? I’m sorry but if I could prevent my 16 year old daughter from looking like this when the time comes that would be great. To top it off Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend was there hunting for some (possibly) virgin poon. He’s so creepy. The party will be featured on MTV as part of My Super Sweet Sixteen. I hope someone gave her a gift certificate to the clinic, because I have a feeling she’ll be pulling the Jamie Lynn Spears int he next year or so. I guess I can’t say I’m surprised though, her dad designs the international skank uniforms (Ed Hardy), so there’s no wonder she looks like this.

Nice shutter shades douche!

Thanks Just Jared.

Not that wearing Christian Audgier doesn’t already classify you as a Fashion F*ck Up, but when you are dressing like a pirate hooker for Christian Audgier, you deserve to be sterile. AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 fame displayed her true lack of fashion knowledge by getting all dolled up in an ugly space pirate for Christian Audgier The Nightclub at Treasure Island in Las Vegas. Now I understand this is a one time this, but this is one time too many. So please Christian Audigier, stop ruining fashion and the people who are oh so close to it.

Thanks Just Jared for this train wreck.

Michael “Jesus Juice” Jackson, 49, plans to launch a fashion line with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier

“It’s still in the developing stages, but it’s going to be big,” an insider tells Life & Style. “This will be a major comeback for Michael. He’s dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture.”

This is by far the most depressing news ever. Christian has been trying to work on  a line with a failed pop artist for some time (he was last seen courting Britney Spears).  Guess he finally got one desperate enough.

Expect the line to include face masks for children and cover up for hiding identifying marks on your penis.

Would you ever consider wearing a Michael collection?

Source JustJared

“Yes, just sign on my SMET shirt and we will own your soul  collaborate on an upcoming collection”

Britney Spears seems to have not spent enough time in the loony bin cause now the singer/wannabe actress thinks she can be a designer!!! Worse than that, rumors are speculating on truthiness worth STAR magazine that the pop fart will be collaborating with non other than seventh son of Satan designer Christian Audigier of Von Dutch, Ed Hardy, Smet, and Christian Audigier fame.

“I have known Britney for a long time — she is a good friend of mine,” Audigier tells Star. “We’re talking about working together, designing a line of clothing.”

Britney visited the designer in hell (Ed Hardy’s corporate offices in Culver City, California) on Thursday to meet with Audigier and while she was there she picked out some Ed Hardy duds she liked, which was pretty much the entire collection since trailer trash and the mentally disabled are the only ones who seem to love his shit.

“Britney came in to talk with Christian about working on a line together,” Ed Hardy’s Marissa McMillion tells Star. She then became filled with the spirit of Beelzebub, speaking in tongues, and wishing for an outfit that would make her look a thousand times worse than Anna Nichole Smith looks right now in her rotting grave.  Fortunately, Christian had just the outfit in his Spring collection…