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As soon as Madonna high-kicked her way onto MTV, a style icon was born. Girls everywhere started emulating her look: the lace gloves, the dangly earrings, the armful of bangles, the giant Ray-Bans, the hair bow and even the mole which comes and goes as it pleases over the years.

Even though well into her hundreds, Madge is still known today as the Material Girl thanks in part to this iconic clip in which she donned her best Marilyn-Monroe-in-Gentlemen-Prefer-Blonds drag and cooed the mantra of the Reagan 80s.

Now sporting a cropped do, Madonna innovated the no-pants look so popular nowadays with, oh, every single poptart -- from Lady Gaga to Beyoncé to Rihanna. But make no bones about it, Madge was going sans pants while those ladies were still pantless in diapers.

Madonna went back to her roots with this one -- literally. She's been a blond for most of her celebrity life so it's easy to forget that Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone is -- like most blonds -- really a brunette.

Directed by The Social Network's David Fincher, Madonna pays tribute to the classic 1927 silent film Metropolis and the gender-bending glamour of Marlene Dietrich with the most expensive video made at the time at a cost of $5 million. An epic by all means, the video has been more or less blatantly copied by both Christina Aguilera and Gaga. But the original still stands head and shoulder pads above the rest.

Madge continued her magnificent obsession with old Hollywood in this, her greatest sartorial achievement to date. "Vogue" was Madonna's love letter to 30s and 40s glamour -- "Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and Dimaggio" -- all wrapped up chicly in the voguing trend brought to light by the classic documentary Paris Is Burning. Every thing about this video and every look in it is absolutely flawless -- particularly this blouse giving the illusion of being sheer and the Veronica Lake wave she sports intermittently throughout.

Directed by fashion photographer Fabien Baron and featuring a cameo from 90s music video staple Naomi Campbell, "Erotica" was Madonna's 2nd video banned from MTV after "Justify My Love" two years prior. But all controversy aside, have you ever seen a more chic dominatrix? Bonus points for the gold tooth.

Madonna really classed it up for this video and for good reason. At the time she was lobbying to play the role of Eva Perón in Evita, which of course she subsequently got. Is it any wonder, what with her perfectly painted pout, elbow-length opera gloves and the pièce de résistance -- that stunning veil -- that Argentina would want to cry for her?

Then of course that class went flying out the window. Donning a catsuit and cornrows, Madonna literally and figuratively said "fuck you" to all of her critics. Over a decade later, Xtina wore a very similar look in "Not Myself Tonight," but one good catsuit deserves another.

After a hiatus that saw the birth of the future messiah known as Lourdes Leon, Madonna came roaring back with "Frozen." Wearing beautifully gothic gowns by a then-unknown Olivier Theyskens, Madonna heralded yet another reinvention: that of the Eastern-enlightened earth mother. Who knew the Kabbalah thing would last this long?

Madonna really decided to pimp herself out for "Music" -- white fur coat, white jumpsuit and enough jewelry to make even the balling-est rapper blanch. With Madonna, you either go bling or you go home.

Inching ever closer to the half century mark, Madonna showed no signs of slowing down and stripped off her pants once again to show the kids how it's done. Sporting a deliciously retro leotard under a wrap blouse and Farrah Fawcet's iconic do, the Material Girl proved that some things just get better with age.

In a format similar to The Voice, which like Oxygen is a property of NBC Universal, Campbell along with two other as-yet-to-be-named supermodel coaches will guide teams of aspiring models as they compete to become the spokesperson for a national brand, also yet to be named.

Unlike The Voice, however, Christina Aguilera won’t be the only bitch on the block.

Through it all, the model hopefuls will be exposed to some of the industry’s top photographers, stylists and designers; perhaps even noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker and at least one of the J’s since their schedules are looking a little light these days.

“I am looking forward to working in partnership with Oxygen and [producer] Shine America to discover the next beautiful face of the modeling world,” Campbell said of the series. “With The Face the audience will get a real insider’s look at this exciting industry that has been so good to me.”

Personally, I can’t wait for Naomi to find the next beautiful face so she can gently cup it in her delicate hands before pummeling it mercilessly with her Blackberry. If it isn’t already written into her contract that she’ll reserve the right to do so…it’ll be even better to watch someone try to stop her.

I dare them. [Chicago Tribune, THR]

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Thank Christ someone came to work last night. Nicki wore this look flawlessly right off the runway with Alexander McQueen wedges, a curly pink coif and feminine makeup. I don't know about y'all, but she is my vote for Best Dressed by a landslide.

The words "Jenny McCarthy" and "impressed" are rarely seen in a sentence together, but last night was an exception. Not only is this outfit perfect, Jenny's hair and makeup look gorgeous and her boobs are contained under more than an inch of fabric. Surprising, yet indeed impressive.

Jennifer Hudson worked hard for her rockin' bod, and she's not afraid to show off those curves. For any other event, this dress would have been a tad short, but it's perfect for the AMAs. I know a few celebs (*cough* Christina Aguilera) who should take note from Jennifer here.

MJB could wear a garbage bag and land herself on the best dressed list. She is rocking this tacky Cavalli animal print dress like nobody's business and looks fantastic. Although, I wish the hair was a little bigger to match the mood.

Selena Gomez, the apple of Justin Bieber's eye and target of every tweeny bopper's hate mail, looks elegant as always in Armani. The dress, hair and makeup are perfect, but I wish her accessories weren't so matchy-matchy. She should mix in some playful pieces while she's still young.

ZZzzZZZzzz... Oh, excuse me, I fell asleep looking at Taylor Swift in the SAME DRESS SHE ALWAYS WEARS. To quote the late Lexi Featherston, "I'm so bored, I could die." Splat Taylor, splat.

I understand dressing elegant and all old Hollywood-like is kind of Katherine's thing, but this is the AMAs, not a black tie gala. Also, is her cleavage creeping you out like it's creeping me out?

New cougar on the market Jennifer Lopez borrowed the famous embellished nude jumpsuit Britney Spears wore performing at the 2000 MTV Video Music Awards. Sure she looks great for her age, but this is about 40 years from being appropriate.

Put X-Tina in a bandage dress and you have the perfect Jimmy Dean costume. Too bad Halloween is over. As usual, everyone failed to tell Christina she needs to go up about four sizes. Hair is bad, makeup is worse, poor girl just keeps rolling right down the hill.

Oh dear, another girl who doesn't know how to handle her own curves. A tight, red, sequined dress just does not work on a body like Clarkson's. A few more yards of fabric, some fishing line and black dye would improve this look greatly.

Keep smiling through the Botox Cheryl, and maybe no one will notice you raided the Kids 'R Us for your AMAs dress. Oops, too late. If you listen carefully, you can hear the soft chatter of her stylist being fired.

If you can manage to look past Audrina Patridge's lifeless gaze, you'll see what she really is - a low-class stripper with no soul. Wearing a garbage bag and prostitution whore heels, it's just another day in LaLa land for the reality television has-been.

Photo: Us Weekly

“So what I’m not wearing any make-up or pants! I’m not wearing any panties either, who’s gonna stop me? This sidewalk for one, because mom’s fighting a losing battle against gravity. What a girl WANTS! What a girl NEEDS!…okay, this girl needs a bucket cuz this girl wants to vom.”

"So what I'm not wearing any make-up or pants! I'm not wearing any panties either, who's gonna stop me? This sidewalk for one, because mom's fighting a losing battle against gravity. What a girl wants, what a girl needs...okay, this girl needs a bucket cuz this girl wants to vom."

Fashion of His Love : Lady Gaga : This bouncy and all the way uppity tribute to McQueen inspires fabulosity. But really, you could listen to every track ever laid by Mother Monster and have an excellent getting ready sesh.

Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag : James Brown : Get funky. He might even inspire you to wear that brand new purchase.

Wondaland : Janelle Monáe : Ethereally uplifting, it’ll get you ready for the wonderland you’re about to party at.

Flashing Lights : Kanye West : Prepare for the flashes from your personal (or professional) paparazzi.

Fancy : Drake : You fancy, huh?

Filthy and Gorgeous : Scissor Sisters : Cause you’re filthy and I’m gorgeous.

Young Hearts Run Free : Kym Mazelle : This might impede your getting ready process, unless your process involves spinning ’round in raining glitter.

Free Your Mind : En Vogue : And the rest will follow.

On Point : Electrik Red : Get an education on How To Be a Lady.

Hot for You : Brainstorm : Ten minutes of disco heaven.

Sexi Bitch : David Guetta ft Akon : Damn, they’ve laid out your getting ready aspirations.

Flashback : Calvin Harris : Reminisce about a great night while getting ready for another.

Bad Habits : Maxwell : Take a moment to slow it down a touch – good for eye makeup application.

Sleigh Bells : Kids : Dub steppin’ metal move.

Electric Feel : MGMT : Jolt some voltage into your body.

Just Can’t Get Enough : Depeche Mode : But remember Chanel’s golden rule, take off the last thing you put on.

Give Me Everything : Pitbull ft Ne Yo : Know what you want and sieze it all in the night.

Run the World : Beyoncé : B has started a revolution ‘pon de floor. Dress accordingly.

Don’t Wanna Go Home : Jason Derulo : Daylight come when you get home.

We R Who We R : Ke$ha : For the kinda night that’ll end all sloppy. You won’t remember, and it’s probably for the best.

You Make My Dreams Come True : Hall & Oates : Stay with the eighties for a moment more because, and I quote a Youtube comment, “This is exactly how I feel after sex? ……….. Every time.”

Just Dance : Lady Gaga : Gaga fittingly makes the list again with her epic first anthem to partying.

Revolver (one love remix) : Madonna & David Guetta : This one’s killer.

Not Myself Tonight : Christina Aguilera : Prepare yourself for a night where anything is possible.

Milkshake : Kelis : It’s not exactly the pre-game we had in mind, but if it brings all the boys to the yard…

Dancing On My Own : Robyn : What else would you be doing whilst getting dressed?

Ooh Yeah : Moby : Oh yeah, this song will get you pumped on the upbeat.

Prendre L’Air : Shy’m : Everything sounds better in French.

What do YOU listen to while getting all glam for an evening?

Fabulous photo courtesy of Flying Saucer

- Christina Aguilera put down the bottle long enough to film this commercial for her new reality competition show, The Voice. The gimmick, the judges — including Maroon 5 hottie Adam Levine and Cee Lo Green of Goodie Mob, Gnarls Barkley and “The Song Otherwise Known As Forget You” fame — listen to the contestants but don’t have to look at them. The show was originally called So You Think I Care Who You Are? [Just Jared]

- Tom Ford calls the shots on the cover of Another Man. Among his many decrees: more lady boob, more male model butt, a hint of vaj, and sequins everywhere. [Design Scene]

- The sheer whore’s dress that allegedly caused Prince William to fall for Kate Middleton has been sold at auction for $125,871. Not bad for what’s essentially volleyball netting and wax paper glued together. [Fashionista]

- Nicola Formichetti’s muse, Rick Genest/Zombie Boy/Rico was homeless and had thousands of dollars in fines, making it impossible for him to leave his native Montreal for the Mugler show in Paris. That is until Formichetti paid said fines out of pocket and the gods of fashion granted the young Zombie Boy a free pass(port). [Hint]

- This video is a perfect example of why you don’t eat on the subway…or eat carbs..or eat. [NY Post]

- And this woman is a perfect example of why you should use kegels for good and not for evil.[Jalopnik]

- And this video is an example of…well, I don’t really know what it’s an example of but seeing a fur coat literally come to life has to be an example of something. [elRellano]

Photo: Homotography

- Gallianogate overshadowed much of Paris Fashion Week, that is until Christophe Decarnin raised the crazy bar. [Fashion Indie]

- CKOne proves that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Their new ads bring 90s Calvin roaring into the new millennium featuring a multi-ethnic cast of hotties parading around in their underwear. [ckone]

-Finally something I actually enjoy watching Jennifer Aniston in. [Jennifer Aniston's Sex Tape..for smartwater]

- Daniel Craig is a questionably attractive man but an undeniably ugly woman. [Oh La La Mag]

- You know when your career is over? When you become a judge for a reality show that purports to find someone to replace you. Christina meet J. Lo, J. Lo, meet Paul Abdul, Paula Abdul, meet your reflection whom you claim you’ve never seen before. [The Socialite Life]

- So maybe I’m putting the cart before the horse, but I’ve found my wedding ring. Luckily, it  will be useful in finding my future fiance — you have two options: marry me or get a face-full of diamonds. [Refinery29]

- Daphne Guinness has an 80-foot hallway that doubles as a runway in her New York apartment. I don’t know what’s more amazing, the fact that she has an 80-ft long runway or that she has an apartment in New York with 80 ft lying around. [Style.com]

- America’s newest sweetheart, Charlie Sheen, joined Twitter and almost immediately has found himself a second career. Which comes in handy since his first career has gone down in a blaze of glory. 2 million followers and counting! [The Sheen Twitter]

- Aguilera’s alcoholism knows no boozy bounds. [Celebitchy]

- Kirsten Dunst steps in to fill Julianne Moore‘s nonexistent shoes at Bulgari. Dunst won’t have to suckle any cubs, however, as the lion is now fully grown. Cue the opening to “Circle of Life.” [Huff Po]

- OMG, even James Franco‘s design illustration for his Gucci tux at the Oscars is dreamy. And, let’s be real, probably stoned too. [Style.com]

- Rachel Zoe thought her water could “totally break” at the opening for the new Tom Ford store on Rodeo Drive last night. That baby’s first words would have been, “I. Die.” [NY Mag]

- Lady Gaga‘s perfume will contain samples of her blood and will smell like an “expensive hooker.” [Huff Po]

- Salvatore Ferragamo was a friend of Dorothy. The designer created Dorothy’s Ruby Slippers for The Wizard of Oz, and is one of many designers to have collaborated in film. From Coco Chanel to Rodarte, explore a brief history of fashion in film. [Style.com]

- Just when you thought the White House couldn’t get more fierce, there’s a new bitch in town. Jeremy Bernard is the brand new, openly gay White House Social Secretary. I can’t wait for him and Mo to get mani-peds together while dishing over Barack‘s approval rating. In the bedroom. Go head girl! [Gawker]

- Ladies at the Oscars this year are not fucking around with their heels The rule is go sky high or go home. [NY Mag]

Photo: Celebitchy/WENN

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-This is what an Oscar looks like. [Movieline]

- Christina Aguilera is really earning her diva stripes. After her now infamous (and perhaps drunken) “reaming” of “The Star-Spangled Banner” at the Super Bowl, in addition to her divorce, flop album, flop film, and noticeable bloat, she’ll have to pull off a comeback of Spearsian proportions. (Though, let’s be real, Britney is totally phoning it in at this point.) [Gawker]

-Lea T. is getting ready to make her “O” face. She’ll be bringing her story to the greatest network ever created, OWN, The Oprah Winfrey Network. Go. Head. Tranny. [Models.com]

- Prince booted Kim Kardashian‘s booty off his stage after she didn’t shake what Kris Jenner gave her hard enough. [EW]

- Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen man up. [Refinery29]

- Rich bride, poor bride, tacky bride who probably shouldn’t be getting married after all. Introducing wedding dresses by Urban Outfitters! Just file the divorce papers now. [WWD]

- PETA further endears itself to absolutely no one with plans to “blast [Donna] Karan’s offices with the sound of screaming rabbits.” [New York Observer]

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I get severe back and neck pain every time I look at Michelle Williams in this Valentino dress because my brain is sending signals of suffering and agony to the rest of my body. THIS IS A TRAIN WRECK. If you disagree, you are wrong. This is not a matter of opinion, it is a matter of fact, and she looks terrible. Was her stylist wasted when he/she brought this dress to the fitting? I wore a dress like this when I was 12 – I hated it then, and I still hate it now. F

Office comment: Shower curtain I would not hang in my bathroom

Credit: InStyle

Julie Bowen managed to find the ugliest shade of gray for last night’s Golden Globes. This Tadashi Shoji chiffon gown does not translate, as she looks like a chicken that was plucked and had it’s feathers glued back on asymmetrically. She has a great body, so why hide behind this hideous frock that washes her out? A funny lady shouldn’t strive to look funny. D

Office comment: Drab, like a garden overgrown with weeds

What happened to Christina Aguilera?! She used to be a bombshell, and now she’s just a mess. First of all, YOU ARE NOT CHER. The “strategically placed applique” look of this Zuhair Murad doesn’t work for her because of her curves. And I am not saying she’s pudgy, but sleeves would not hurt her right now. It’s very difficult to wear a strapless dress if it doesn’t fit perfectly. And it looks like she’s wearing a wig! Bad, bad, bad X-tina. D

Office comment: She could have looked worse

Credit: Red Carpet Fashion Awards

Everyone in the office is giving me shit for putting Emma Stone in the worst-dressed category, but I really couldn’t care less. This Calvin Klein dress is chic, and I don’t think this blond hair-dying, Lindsey Lohan look-alike has earned the right to wear it yet. Easy A was mediocre at best, I want to see some real acting emotion dammit. The only reason she gets a plus is because her body is great and she can wear this dress. But may she? D+

Office comments: Love it, she looked beautiful and stunning

Credit: Red Carpet Fashion Awards

I weep for Julianne Moore. She is one of the most brilliant actresses in Hollywood, and she constantly makes poor fashion choices. This Lanvin dress makes me say “ain’t nothin’ like mutton,” where is the spit, it’s time to roast this leg of lamb. Really bad color, worse construction and it’s wrinkled. Yuck! It looks like she’s about to enter an amateur jousting match. D-

Office comment: I hate redheads in pink. It was such a green year, and that color looks great on her. Why didn’t she wear green?

Credit: Red Carpet Fashion Awards

It’s a shame half of Halle Berry’s dress got ripped off in the limo door because she looks great from the waist up. This Nina Ricci dress looked amazing on the runway, but it was worn with boots and tights for an edgy feel. This is too tight on her and looks like it might split in the back as soon as she takes her seat. BUT, I love her hair short, and except for the dress, she looks beautiful. D

Office comment: I love Halle Berry, so this upsets me. She can do anything she wants, but not really.

Jennifer Love Hewitt stained her Golden Globes dress at the last minute, so she had to staple this white tablecloth around herself minutes before she arrived. UGH. This Romona Keveza gown was so not a good choice. First of all, SO OVER the big bun. Secondly, she also has a nice, full bust, and this floppy piece of fabric does nothing for it. I hate white, even for wedding dresses, because it’s not flattering and it makes fake tans look more orange than they already are. Beautiful, talented girl, really bad fashion taste. D-

Office comment: A girl with a big bust should wear a sweetheart neckline, something that accentuates but doesn’t let everything flop around.

There you have it folks, the worst dressed from this year’s Golden Globes. I’d love to hear your comments, even though you might be wrong.

Credit: InStyle

arrives at the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton hotel on January 16, 2011 in Beverly Hills, California.

arrives at the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton hotel on January 16, 2011 in Beverly Hills, California.

Credit: Red Carpet Fashion Awards

Credit: Red Carpet Fashion Awards

Though only out for a week or so, Burlesque may be yet another bomb in what has been a rather difficult year for Christina Aguilera. But at least you can’t blame the girl for trying.

Xtina was actually surprisingly good, but when you go in with low expectations, it’s not terribly hard to be impressed. However, she has a natural screen presence and did her best with a really awful and cliched script. And she sounded amazing.

Cher.

Cher.

Cher.

I screamed as soon as I saw her on screen, I admit it. The icon, legend and alleged biological woman is an old pro. She’s got some serious acting chops and the best parts of the movie were between her and Stanley Tucci. The two of them bantered like a seasoned comedic duo.  And the fact that Cher can emote without ever once moving her face was a triumph in itself.

Burlesque was fine brainless  entertainment, but the main problem was in the writing and direction, both helmed by Steve Antin. What should have been a high camp, showstopping extravaganza was merely a decent 2-hour Glee episode.

In fact, it begs to wonder what would have happened if Ryan Murphy had brought his whimsical touch to Burlesque rather than the “eh, all right” Eat Pray Love. Murphy understands camp. And so does Stanley Tucci, who plays it so gay a sequined Givenchy clutch purse falls out of his mouth every time he opens it. Which is just what the movie needed.

Though fun and featuring some good musical numbers, Burlesque is a bit of a waste of great talent. Alan Cumming was basically scenery. Julianne Hough barely got one dance number. And there was no duet between Cher and Christina. Not even a little improvisational harmonizing. That in itself  is enough to get Steve Antin a drive-by bitch-slapping.

It seemed like a recipe for a fantasia of faggotry:

1 heaping helping of Cher

1 crotchless panty of Christina Aguilera

Add a pinch of shirtless hunk

Stanley Tucci to taste

Voilá! GAY UTOPIA.

So what went wrong?

Okay, I will admit that I have not yet seen Burlesque, but it is at the very top of my list of things to do! Along with: “stock up on Four Loko”, “buy a fur for the winter” and my weekly “stalk Liza”.

But what about you, the rest of gay America? Were you too busy reupholstering your vintage furniture, or painting your newly constructed breakfast nook?

Or could it possibly be that Burlesque is just not worth seeing…?

Nah.

That’s cray cray talk! And I’m ashamed of myself for even considering it.

Well, I’m going to see it this week and will report back on my findings. I may be a little biased, but I’m already stuffing the Oscar ballot in Cher’s favor.

Christina Aguilera‘s had a hard year. Her album flopped. Her marriage flopped. She flopped Samantha Ronson. And then she sweated her way through a so-so performance of “Burlesque” in what one can only hope is a padded suit.

Sad.

But Christina is a diva. And every diva, to earn her diva stripes, has to hit rock bottom before she can rise from the ashes. It’s the rules. So will Burlesque be the bottom or the firey phoenix of a comeback?

Only time can tell. Luckily, Xtina’s got a Cher up her rapidly expanding sleeve. And Cher can turn back time.

Milani Cosmetics is offering up a few tips on how to get Christina Aguilera’s look from the new film Burlesque. First, you’re going to need a few things: Milani’s Eye Tech Liquid Eyeliner, Runway Eyes Fashions Shadows, Power Lash Mascara, and the company’s HD Lipstick, Advanced Concealer and Mineral Brush are all on the list as well. To get that dramatic winged look, bring the liquid eyeliner outside the corner of the eyes. And if your obsessed over Christina’s flawless complexion use the Milani Advanced Concealer to cover up any blemishes and their Finish Cream-to-Powder to top it all off. But don’t forget the blush! Swipe the Mineral Blush on those cheek bones and your ready to go.

With her new movie Burlesque debuting next week, Christina Aguilera has a lot going on lately. The star was spotted on her way over to the Hollywood Walk of Fame the other day to receive a star of her own! Seems like Christina is having a pretty good week.

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‘Burlesque’ Exclusive: Christina Performs ‘Express’

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“Every woman has the ability or the drive to do it all and have it all,” Aquilera told REDBOOK, who separated from her husband, Jordan Bratman, just two days before the photos were taken. ”Men aren’t as strong and capable as we are. We’re machines.”

You said it girl! Now get yourself a new stylist and you’ll really have the power.

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What is it about Sam Ronson? Is she like the training wheels for young lezzy Hollywood?

Or is Aguilera just a lady-loving lady who uses her hypersexy image to get away with her sapphic seductions?

And lastly, who else thinks the third person in this alleged menage a trois was Cher?

I always think its sad to see troubled couples in the limelight because I imagine it only makes their chances of working it out slimmer. My best wishes go out to the couple in hopes they can resolve their issues.

And my best wishes that Aguilera can find a new stylist because she’s really been sucking at dressing herself lately.

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Check out the light up heart on her crotch which was later added to the garment.

I’m totally not into the new Christina Aguilera, but I can’t deny the sexual energy that Ellen Von Unwerth unearthed from the songstress in this spread for Out Magazine [Click to View Spread]. Instead of looking like a Gaga copy, Christina shows us a side of her new image that in itself is refreshing. Now if only Nicola can style the girl…

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Christina wears only a studded pair of gloves and thigh high Louboutins on the cover of the June issue of GQ.

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Many are saying that Christina is imitating Gaga, but I don’t think she is… The girls hooking up and bondage attire was Madonna way before Gaga. But I do think she is doing the futuristic thing from a new perspective that we haven’t seen before. I can’t wait for her new album “Bionic” out June 4th on Sony Records!

Xtina has long been called out for trying to imitate Lady Gaga, but I’ve always had my doubts until now. In these new stills for Aguilera’s new video “Not Myself Tonight,” she looks just like Gaga, in fact, I could have sworn this was Gaga herself. Take a look at some of these pics.

I love both these divas and I’m not pointing any fingers but their style choices are eerily similar. If you want to see the whole video you have to wait until Friday when it is released online to the public to view.

Here’s a picture from Gaga’s twitter. (Look familiar?)

This is another shot from Xtina’s new video.

What do you guys think?

In the new promotional pictures for Christina Aguilera’s new album, Xtina announces to the world that she ‘uses’ the help of a sex ring, actually the same ring that Angelina Jolie wears in a past spread for Esquire (picture after the jump).

You can see the $1,250 ring on Jolie’s hand in this picture.

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LINK: *NEW* Christina Aguilera promo pic for BIONIC!

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Leading car company Chrysler allowed Christina to design an eco friendly car, features include a water-based Vanilla, cactus-colored seat-inserts and bamboo appliqué placed on the door trim and center console. The project is for charity benefiting Haiti.

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Christina is all grown up…and a different person!

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Thanks Just Jared 

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1. Cory Kennedy- The internets biggest celebrity fell off the party circuit after her parents found out. Rumor has it she’s been shipped off to a special school where she has to stay in on school nights and can only go out with parental supervision. Phone and computer use is restricted, but Cory occasionally still updates her blog. Other than that, she’s been more or less MIA since 2007.

2. Renee Zellweger- Did a few flicks in 2006, but has been sticking to doing voices ever sense..maybe because she got so much heat for gaining/losing weight?

3. Julia Roberts- Said goodbye after Charlie Wilson’s War in 2007

4. Christina Aguilera- Since the birth of her baby boy in 2008, the former ‘Xtina’ has been busy being a mom.

5. Jim Carrey- MIA after ‘Yes Man’ last year

8. Johnny Knoxville- Johnny Knoxville is so dreamy. I really miss him and his aviators..he hasn’t been seen since the last season of Jackass in 2007

9. Winona Ryder- Post shoplifting, Winona Ryder was MIA for awhile, but apparently did a cameo in Star Trek..anyone see that? Cause I sure didn’t.

10. Anna Kournikova- She was just diagnosed with severe tenosynovitis in her left wrist..but where the heck was she before that? Ever since Maria Sharapova started doing Canon commercials, Anna’s been MIA.

Random gallery of celebrities wearing see through clothing, some good some not soo good!

GALLERY: Celebrity Boobs

LINKAGE: Fleshbot via CityRag

LINKAGE: Christina Aguilera @ The Viper Room – March 28

Check out a behind the scenes look at the Christina Aguilera for Stephen Webster Campaign.

LINKAGE: Sneak Peek @ Christina Aguilera’s Stephen Webster Campaign

Street art has gotten smart in Berlin.

An adbuster reminds train riders about the heavy use of Photoshop in ads and magazines, picking on Britney Spears, Leona Lewis, and Christina Aguilera.

Train station photos from Flickr.

I think Christina Aguilera is going through a mid-career identity crisis. She started us off with a young, cherub-like genie-in-a-bottle before moving to the oh-so-fabulous pin-up stage where she stayed for some time. Then she gave birth and started to swing the drag queen look which didn’t sit so well in my stomach. Now, Aguilera apparently watched too much Gossip Girl. Does anyone else see the resemblance to Jenny Humphrey here? It’s the lumberjack-after-a-MGMT-rave-party Jenny Humphrey kind of look that I hope doesn’t stick around for too long. I guess if the singing career doesn’t pan out, you can always be an Urban Outfitters window model Christina.

Thanks Just Jared!

Demi Lovato

Christina Aguilera

 Now normally we do The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, but due to the fact that no one looked good last night we had to change The Good to The Not So Bad. This time we had Christina Aguilera and Demi Lovato. What was holding them back form being good? Demi has terrible shoes, and it makes her look so short and young. Besides that she has a pretty classic look, and she looks very cute.

Christina looked pretty good, however her hair is worth forgetting. She almost looks like she has extensions just added to the side of a short haircut. Despite the hair, not too bad.

The Bad:

Rihanna

Annie Lennox

Rihanna looked bad as usual. Her hair makes her look like a rooster, and her dress looks like a table cloth with some tule thrown underneath. I’m really over her, she needs to change up her look.

Annie Lennox looked like a man, but that’s ok because she’s a lesbian and well unfortunately, it has come to be expected she’ll look like that. Regardless, she still looks like a poorly dressed man, and that warrents a bashing.

The Ugly:

Miley Cyrus

Ali Landry

Miley Cyrus is really starting to show how trashy she is dying to become. This dress fully explains why she is dating a 20 year old Ed Hardy model. Terrible.

Ali Landry looks like a pornstar’s draping labias. This bubble gum pink disaster makes me want to vomit.

Thanks to Fabulousness for the eyesores.

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 23: Actress Ali Landry arrives at the 2008 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE on November 23, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for AMA)

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 23: Singer Annie Lenox arrives at the 2008 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE on November 23, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

 Repping target in a strong sense of superhero glory, Christina Aguilera hits the TV screens in some interesting commercials. Her new album, “Keeps Getting’ Better – A Decade of Hits” hits the stands, but only is target stores, on Tuesday. Get Ready!

 ”[she's] banished melisma and belting from these electronic confections, and her chops sound just as hot set on simmer!”says Entertainment Weekly.

Thanks JustJared!

Finally, some hot looking pics of Christina, too bad it prob took tons of photoshoop. Here she is as a sexy spacegirl riding a giant rocket in some promo pics for her greatest hits album, cuz you know, she has soo many albums that it is just time for a greatest hits release?!?!

PS: This is a pic of her in real life, without the photoshop...

Thanks Hollywood Tuna and Just Jarred for the pics

PS: This is a pic of her in real life, without the photoshop...

I love the 60s. If I had my way, I would be at my prime in ’63, jet-setting between London and New York while partying and wearing psychedelic prints and over-the-knee boots. I of course love the revival of the bright, patterned minidress, and Pucci knows it better than anyone else. These are both Pucci dresses, but one is worn well and the other looks a mess. Nicole Ricci did it right. Natural wavy locks, large sunglasses and simple mary-jane heels work well with the busy pattern. But Christina Aguilera is a different story. Love the dress but the bangs are too thin, her lipstick looks radioactive and her eyes are much too stark for such a busy outfit. She appears to be attending the Wives of Circus Clowns Club’s annual banquet. Tone it down woman, and stick to your pin-up girl aesthetic.

Mean, Yes. True, Absolutely.

Before:

After:

It seems that last night’s Video Music Awards were more of a nightmare than bedtime entertainment. If the Disney prepubescent boys didn’t make your ears bleed and the fact that Britney Spears took home three awards didn’t make you check into a psych-ward, then surely the evening’s worst dressed stars made you claw your eyes out. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 2008 VMA’s take the cake for having some of the worst dressed stars on live television. 

Here is a brief recap…I think the photos do more justice than any description will:

Christina Aguilera- It looks like you are wearing a trashy, spider web inspired Halloween costume. “I am beautiful, no matter what they say”…keep telling yourself that sweetheart.

Ashley Tisdale- sparkly and glittery, oh yes…but it looks like you robbed some girl at her junior prom.

Lindsay Lohan- next time pick something that is figure flattering, doesn’t pucker and preserves your youth. I didn’t know that 22 was the new 58.

Lady Victoria Hervey- The Niagara Falls Butterfly Conservatory called. They want their butterflies back. All of them.

…And last but not least, Perez Hilton, leave the fashion commentary up to people who don’t steal from their local Salvation Army.

Thanks Jezebel!

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 07: Singer Christina Aguilera arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 07: Actress Ashley Tisdale arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 07: Actress Ashley Tisdale arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 07: Singer Lindsay Lohan arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 07: Lady Victoria Harvey arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 07: Gossip blogger Perez Hilton arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Christina looks stunning in purple as she wishes Macy’s a Happy 150th B-Day is this new ad campaign. Don’t know why they choose Christy, but the ads (due in October) are also set to feature Donald Trump, Tommy Hilfiger, Calvin Klein, and Martha Stewart. All I can say, is that she looks amazing, very signature Christina with dark lipstick, smoky eyes, and bleach blond hair (which actually looks gorgeous against the white roses, not to mention purple is my favorite color.

Thanks PopCrunch for the pic.