Christina Aguilera: The Urban Outfitters Poster Child

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

I think Christina Aguilera is going through a mid-career identity crisis. She started us off with a young, cherub-like genie-in-a-bottle before moving to the oh-so-fabulous pin-up stage where she stayed for some time. Then she gave birth and started to swing the drag queen look which didn’t sit so well in my stomach. Now, Aguilera apparently watched too much Gossip Girl. Does anyone else see the resemblance to Jenny Humphrey here? It’s the lumberjack-after-a-MGMT-rave-party Jenny Humphrey kind of look that I hope doesn’t stick around for too long. I guess if the singing career doesn’t pan out, you can always be an Urban Outfitters window model Christina.

Thanks Just Jared!

Trendspark: Photo-Shop Overkill “Airbrush Me Till I Look Like That Other Hoe!”

Edited by Zmaji Robinson

The Not So Bad, The Bad and The Ugly From The AMA’s

Edited by Corey Moran

The Not So Bad:

Demi Lovato

Christina Aguilera

 Now normally we do The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, but due to the fact that no one looked good last night we had to change The Good to The Not So Bad. This time we had Christina Aguilera and Demi Lovato. What was holding them back form being good? Demi has terrible shoes, and it makes her look so short and young. Besides that she has a pretty classic look, and she looks very cute.

Christina looked pretty good, however her hair is worth forgetting. She almost looks like she has extensions just added to the side of a short haircut. Despite the hair, not too bad.

The Bad:

Rihanna

Annie Lennox

Rihanna looked bad as usual. Her hair makes her look like a rooster, and her dress looks like a table cloth with some tule thrown underneath. I’m really over her, she needs to change up her look.

Annie Lennox looked like a man, but that’s ok because she’s a lesbian and well unfortunately, it has come to be expected she’ll look like that. Regardless, she still looks like a poorly dressed man, and that warrents a bashing.

The Ugly:

Miley Cyrus

Ali Landry

Miley Cyrus is really starting to show how trashy she is dying to become. This dress fully explains why she is dating a 20 year old Ed Hardy model. Terrible.

Ali Landry looks like a pornstar’s draping labias. This bubble gum pink disaster makes me want to vomit.

Thanks to Fabulousness for the eyesores.

Christina Aguilera’s a Target Superhero

Edited by Marissa Moshell, Student

 Repping target in a strong sense of superhero glory, Christina Aguilera hits the TV screens in some interesting commercials. Her new album, “Keeps Getting’ Better – A Decade of Hits” hits the stands, but only is target stores, on Tuesday. Get Ready!

 ”[she's] banished melisma and belting from these electronic confections, and her chops sound just as hot set on simmer!”says Entertainment Weekly.

Thanks JustJared!

Christina Aguilera Releases Promo Pics For Greatest Hits Album

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Finally, some hot looking pics of Christina, too bad it prob took tons of photoshoop. Here she is as a sexy spacegirl riding a giant rocket in some promo pics for her greatest hits album, cuz you know, she has soo many albums that it is just time for a greatest hits release?!?!

PS: This is a pic of her in real life, without the photoshop...

Thanks Hollywood Tuna and Just Jarred for the pics

Ghosts of Fashion Past: Psychedelic Prints

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

I love the 60s. If I had my way, I would be at my prime in ’63, jet-setting between London and New York while partying and wearing psychedelic prints and over-the-knee boots. I of course love the revival of the bright, patterned minidress, and Pucci knows it better than anyone else. These are both Pucci dresses, but one is worn well and the other looks a mess. Nicole Ricci did it right. Natural wavy locks, large sunglasses and simple mary-jane heels work well with the busy pattern. But Christina Aguilera is a different story. Love the dress but the bangs are too thin, her lipstick looks radioactive and her eyes are much too stark for such a busy outfit. She appears to be attending the Wives of Circus Clowns Club’s annual banquet. Tone it down woman, and stick to your pin-up girl aesthetic.

Before They Were Pornstars: Christina Aguilera

Edited by Lauren Garroni

When Christina Aguilera burst onto the scene in 1999 she had a fresh look and squeky clean image. Almost a decade later Christina Aguilera looks like a pornstar twice her age. Sure we all go through a phase of overdoing it on make-up, but she looks like a Drag Queen version of herself.

Mean, Yes. True, Absolutely.

Before:

After:

WTF!?! VMA Fashion Disasters

Edited by Kirby Marzec

It seems that last night’s Video Music Awards were more of a nightmare than bedtime entertainment. If the Disney prepubescent boys didn’t make your ears bleed and the fact that Britney Spears took home three awards didn’t make you check into a psych-ward, then surely the evening’s worst dressed stars made you claw your eyes out. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 2008 VMA’s take the cake for having some of the worst dressed stars on live television. 

Here is a brief recap…I think the photos do more justice than any description will:

Christina Aguilera- It looks like you are wearing a trashy, spider web inspired Halloween costume. “I am beautiful, no matter what they say”…keep telling yourself that sweetheart.

Ashley Tisdale- sparkly and glittery, oh yes…but it looks like you robbed some girl at her junior prom.

Lindsay Lohan- next time pick something that is figure flattering, doesn’t pucker and preserves your youth. I didn’t know that 22 was the new 58.

Lady Victoria Hervey- The Niagara Falls Butterfly Conservatory called. They want their butterflies back. All of them.

…And last but not least, Perez Hilton, leave the fashion commentary up to people who don’t steal from their local Salvation Army.

Thanks Jezebel!

Behind the Scenes: Christina for Macy’s

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

I previously posted the ad for Macy’s B-Day featuring Christina Aguilera. Here are some behind the scene photos courtesy of Just Jarad.

Addict: Marcy’s, Spring Summer 08, featuring Christina Aguilera

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Christina looks stunning in purple as she wishes Macy’s a Happy 150th B-Day is this new ad campaign. Don’t know why they choose Christy, but the ads (due in October) are also set to feature Donald Trump, Tommy Hilfiger, Calvin Klein, and Martha Stewart. All I can say, is that she looks amazing, very signature Christina with dark lipstick, smoky eyes, and bleach blond hair (which actually looks gorgeous against the white roses, not to mention purple is my favorite color.

Thanks PopCrunch for the pic.