Let this be a lesson to all you aspiring models out there. You can’t maintain that svelt figure into your 30s without proper diet, excersise, and daily lines of blow off of Pete Doherty’s babyshambles.

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There’s a new coke in town. It’s laced with stuff that will make you really high, then kill you. Wall Street, Washington and Santos Party House, you’ve been warned.

Listen up fashionistas, shit stains are out, coke stains are IN!!!!

Seriously, what the hell Star Magazine. Lindsay Lohan has what appears to be a booger or glare from the flashing paparazzi that’s all up in her grill and you instantly assume that she’s HOPELESS!!! Christo that’s ridiculous. I wish the curse of celebrity upon no one, not even my worst enemy (you know who you are…).

So weird one of the day. Kurt Cobain’s ashes were stolen (also see snorted in a line of memorial coke) from Courtney Love’s home. The ashes were in some teddy bear Love had at her house. Great job on losing a rock legend, Love, now if only we can lose you.

N.E.R.D. nose what you’re doing in the bathroom ladies. Well, actually everyone nose what you’re doing in there. Seriously, you have to remember to wipe your nose when you come out of there. This looks like every party I’ve ever been to in New York. I’m really glad rappers are stepping away from the normal big booty, crazy shaking videos and showing the world what the scene in the city actually looks like. Sweaty, coke filled, and slutty.