My What a Peacock You Have

Edited by Rachel Khona, Q Model Booker

I’ve never been much of a Katy Perry fan given her predilection for cheesy songs and dressing like a bowl of fruit, but this song is truly amazing. As is her sparkly light up costume. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to tell someone that I’d like to see their peacock.

I’ve Always Wondered What Was Proper Gangbang Attire…

Edited by Saynt

Nothing says I’m ready for a gaggle of gargantuan gourds better than a cardigan chock-full of cock. This little number will set you back $500 bucks, but my guess is wearing it to the next PTA meeting will grant you the covetted crown for Queen of Peen.

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