VICE’s Fashion Week Internationale Blows Through Colombia

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

VICE‘s Charlet Duboc took a trip down South American way to attend Colombia Fashion Week in Medellin — formerly the stomping grounds of drug czar, Pablo Escobar – in the third installment of the mag’s unconventional documentary series, Fashion Week Internationale.  There, she found a startling contrast between the country’s coked-up past and its bid to be taken seriously as a fashion capital. Whereas the models of Columbia Moda were the usual breed of leggy, thin, Anglo catwalker seen in Milan, London, Paris and New York; at a separate fashion week, Columbia para el Mundo, booty was king.

Now That’s What I Call High Fashion: The Latest in Cannabis Couture

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Take a close look at this. Sure, it ‘s kind of hideous and tacky and made out of macramé and other refuse from the 90s, but this piece of hippie rubbish is the greatest narcotic accessory since Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s cokespoon cross necklace from Cruel Intentions. 

Coca-Cola Celebrates Birthday With Jack Spade Collection

Edited by McArthur Joseph

For Coca-Cola’s 125th birthday they teamed up with Jack Spade to release a limited edition capsule collection.

Robert Verdi’s Holiday Entertaing Guide

Edited by McArthur Joseph

Robert Verdi is an amazing host and would love to share some of his HOliday tips with you.

Dita Von Teese Sparkles For Perrier

Edited by McArthur Joseph

Since Karl Lagerfeld did coke, it is only right that Dita Von Teese be able to do Perrier. She is the face and bodyof the sparking water brand. This is part of the limited edition “Paparazzi collection. Will you be drinking from Dita anytime soon?

Karl Lagerfeld Does Coke

Edited by McArthur Joseph

Coca-Cola that is.  What else could we have been talking about?

Coke On The Runway

Edited by FashionIndie

Coke on the Runway? Yeah, you never see it but you know what’s happening backstage. Oh, wait, Coca Cola?!? Yeah, I guess that makes more sense.

TRENDSPARK: Coke Stains

Edited by Saynt

Listen up fashionistas, shit stains are out, coke stains are IN!!!!

Seriously, what the hell Star Magazine. Lindsay Lohan has what appears to be a booger or glare from the flashing paparazzi that’s all up in her grill and you instantly assume that she’s HOPELESS!!! Christo that’s ridiculous. I wish the curse of celebrity upon no one, not even my worst enemy (you know who you are…).

Looking for The School With the Best In House Coke Dealers. Try F.I.T.

Edited by Saynt

F.I.T. kids will have to head to another source to get their Finals Fix.

Two F.I.T. students were all giggles when they got arrested by undercover cops for selling coke inside of their Fashion Institute dorms.

Christine Scafe, 22, and Mickenzie Dippenworth, 21, were a bit shocked they were getting arrested but still had a chance to make some jokes. Scafa told reporters “We’re not Plaxico Burress!”

I always asssumed the best coke comes from NYU, guess I was wrong.

The girls will probably spend a good amount of time in jail for being complete idiots. I’d personally rather see them jailed for claiming to be fashion students while wearing bubble jackets and khakis in public…

Patricia Fields Loves Designer Coke (I know you’re all like “Who Doesn’t?” but keep reading and you’ll see that it’s not the type of coke your thinking about.)

Edited by Saynt

Patty Fields just created a new collection of custom Diet Coke bottles for Great Britain’s Sefridges stores.  She joins designers Julian MacDonald, Matthew Williamson, Jonathan Saunders and Manolo Blahnik, who have each lent their talents to Coca-Cola.

In true Gwen Stefani-knock off style, each of her harijuku bottles have a different names; gold is “Career”, red is “Passion”, pink is “Love”, and turquoise is “Damn, I Wish My Main Claim to Fame Wasn’t Dressing Slutty, Self Absorbed 40-50 year Olds in Outfits Made for 20 Year Olds”, um, I mean “Fashion”.

You can’t get the bottles here. Although I’m sure if you asked nicely at Patty’s store on Bowery, she just might have some of the bottles hiding in the back along with Cynthia Nixon’s “straight” clothes, photo’s of Darren Star in compromising situations with every gay cast member of “Sex”, and the final episodes of Cashmere Mafia.  You can keep Lucy Lui, just give us some more Cashmere Mafia!!! (Yes, Daniel Saynt is secretly addicted to Cashmere Mafia. He is not proud of it and he is currently seeking refuge at Promises to ween him off his addiction.)