Where’d they go?  Seems some celebs are staying under the radar lately (or maybe it’s just that some are overly putting themselves out there?)…so we’ve tried to compose a list of the celebrities we haven’t heard from in awhile. Any we missed?

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1. Cory Kennedy- The internets biggest celebrity fell off the party circuit after her parents found out. Rumor has it she’s been shipped off to a special school where she has to stay in on school nights and can only go out with parental supervision. Phone and computer use is restricted, but Cory occasionally still updates her blog. Other than that, she’s been more or less MIA since 2007.

2. Renee Zellweger- Did a few flicks in 2006, but has been sticking to doing voices ever sense..maybe because she got so much heat for gaining/losing weight?

3. Julia Roberts- Said goodbye after Charlie Wilson’s War in 2007

4. Christina Aguilera- Since the birth of her baby boy in 2008, the former ‘Xtina’ has been busy being a mom.

5. Jim Carrey- MIA after ‘Yes Man’ last year

8. Johnny Knoxville- Johnny Knoxville is so dreamy. I really miss him and his aviators..he hasn’t been seen since the last season of Jackass in 2007

9. Winona Ryder- Post shoplifting, Winona Ryder was MIA for awhile, but apparently did a cameo in Star Trek..anyone see that? Cause I sure didn’t.

10. Anna Kournikova- She was just diagnosed with severe tenosynovitis in her left wrist..but where the heck was she before that? Ever since Maria Sharapova started doing Canon commercials, Anna’s been MIA.

Glastonbury is my favorite festival for trend-sparking due to the constant presence of Kate Moss (except this year…), wellies, denim cutoffs off duty models and rock stars – most of my favorite things.

Lily Allen has been loving wigs lately, and Glastonbury is a good time as any to experiment. Props to Lily for stepping up her fashion game and rocking sequins in the mud a la Kate Moss circa 2005. Note the female version of one glove Michael Jackson tribute.

Model/It Girl Daisy Lowe sporting the crop top trend (belly button covered as requested – thanks) and some strange sort of cape. Lily Donaldson looks effortlessly chic as always, wearing a perfect every day outfit, I wish my hair would look this perfect after rolling around in the Glastonbury mud.

Theodora Richards and Alexandra Richards looking like chic farm girls. That’s an impressive red lip on Theodora, and I appreciate the pop of color on her red boots. Pixie Geldof, the less annoying sister, wearing some spandex biker-esque shorts and an unnecessary hat. Hmm… maybe she is annoying. 

Finally, some hipsters. Eliza Cummings wearing a surprisingly chic black dress and lace up wellies, a nice break from the standard Hunter’s. Cory Kennedy proves that she has lost whatever street urchin glam factor that she once had in stale overalls and a white t-shirt.

SOURCE: Style, The Fashion Spot

I’m assuming this is a bit dated, but it is still worth posting, because what’s better then seeing a faux-celebrity get put back in her place? Poor Cory Kennedy must not be in the good graces of the folks over at Elle UK because she got stamped with the “friend” tag in a picture with Peaches Geldof (check the outlined images above). Oh Cory, you can’t be too mad, you had a solid run of tricking people into thinking you were important, and for that I envy you.

Courtesy of: Fashin Fags

Sophomore has released images of their upcoming Spring 2009 collection, and they have more or less sparked a longing for Spring/Summer in me already. The collection is exactly what I think about when I think of Spring. The photoshoot seems less of something planned out and coordinated, and more like friends just hanging out having a good time. Oh, and is that Cory Kennedy I see in there? Of course it is! Loves it! Chrissie Miller impresses me yet again. Excited to see the collection come Spring! Check out the slideshow for more pictures, and the Sophomore website for more details on the collection.

We might be, but designers and photographers certainly aren’t sick of the “It” girls just yet. Sophomore, brainchild of Chrissy Miller, launched it’s most recent look-book for Spring/Summer 2009. Forget the stunning underground models, Miller wanted more familiar faces to wear her line. The spread, shot by photographer Cass Bird, captures Cory Kennedy, Harley Viera Newton, Alexandra Richards, and Lizzy Trullie hanging about a Manhattan swimming pool. The look-book itself is rather youthful and candid, a bit more natural than the average photo-shoot. 

Sophomore’s new collection may not be available for a while…but why not check out the S/S collection and some additional photos from the 2008 look-book! 

Thanks NYLON!

Isn't Zooey an It Woman by now?

So Nylon recently came out with a list of things to do if you want to be an “It Girl” for their October issue dedicated to the subject. Among the options, dating a rocker, being under 20 years old, and being the spawn of a celebrity made the list according to Jezebel. We’ve got our own thoughts on what it takes to be an “It Girl” but we must warn all that accomplishing all these might just get you an STD and a trip to rehab.

1. Crave a Shit Load of Attention. It’s the attention your parents never gave you cause they were too busy sniffing coke off of Fareah Fawcett’s ass during your quarterly P.T.A meetings. It’s the attention you crave when you hit the strip without a pair of coochy covers on. It’s the attention that makes you look sad enough to give up a “make me feel good” fuck to the first guy who looks your way. Believe me, guys are looking.

2. Suck Cock. Actually Suck a Shit Load of Cock. Like “Porn Star Trying To Break A Guinness World Record” Level Cock Sucking. Former geeky high school boys will pay attention to you if you do. The same boys who have no social life and a shit load of time to snap photos of people (rather than actually party with them) at clubs. The same boys who know HTML and aren’t afraid to blog it. The same boys who will upload your photos making you an “It Girl”. Doing so will guarantee Cory Kennedy fame within two face blasts. Be sure to avert your eyes.

Harley Viera Newton can It Girl. Can You?

3. Drink. A Lot. Drunk chicks dance, are loud as fuck, and get noticed at clubs. You should reek of alcohol every morning and wake up with random sploodge in your hair from all the photographers you blew the night before. (See tip number 2)

4. While You’re Drinking Snort Some Coke. Or Ecstasy. Or Heroin. Or Pixie Sticks. Seriously, drugs make you really, really, really cool. If you’ve been to rehab and you aren’t even old enough to vote you’re on the right track.

5. Look Like Jailbait. Or Better Yet, Be Jailbait. Underage girls get paparazzi and hipster photographers hotter than a 70% off sale at Urban Outfitters. Wax off all signs of pubescent hair and be sure to be slutty enough to get their attention but not slutty enough to seem like you know what your doing. A woman who’s actually capable of seducing someone freaks hipster photographers out and they’ll just blow their load before they snap your photo.

Cory Knows How to Be an It Girl

6. Stalk Dov Charney, Merlin Bronques, Cobrasnake or any other hipster with a camera then repeat steps 1 -5.

7. Shop, Work, and/or Pick Up Your Drug Supply from American Apparel. Seriously.

8. You + A Celebrity’s Dong + Video Camera with Night Vision = Instant “It Girl” Status.

Nudity Helps. ALLOT!!!

9. Don’t Weigh More Than The Thinner Olsen. Better yet, acquire an eating disorder like bulemia, anorexia, or that weird one from Sex and the City where the guy chews food but doesn’t actually swallow it. It Girls must be a size two or zero in order to get noticed and slip in and out of prison bars when their arrested for drunk driving/drug possession/smuggling Canadians across the US border.

10. Be White. Seriously.

11. Attempt To Be Something More Than An Over-Glorified Attention Whore. Consider modeling, becoming a DJ, or creating a t-shirt line. All require absolutely no skill whatsoever and will guarantee you get even more attention.

12. Skip The Higher Education Route. It Girls don’t need to be smart. They just need to be dumb enough to follow all these rules to a tee. Skip the community college application (did you really think NYU is an option when the web is littered with your half-coked out party images?) and just enroll in the school of hard cocks knocks.

Peaches Geldof Can It Girl With a Full Stomach. Can You?

13. Realize That There Is Only ONE Media Outlet That Gives A Fuck About You. Seriously, if it wasn’t for them, you wouldn’t exist so be sure to bend over backwards to appear on their Internet TV shows, support their yard sales, and pick up their dry cleaning while your at it.

Portia Freeman can do the It Girl. Can You?

14. Date Pete Doherty. Works everytime.

15. If All Else Fails There’s Always Lesbianism. It worked for Lindsay and it can work for you.

P.S. Before you all start claiming that I’m a woman hating, misogynistic, asshole let me state first and foremost that I am. If women want to accept a title that praises them for doing nothing more than dressing cute and getting photographed than they deserve to be shit on. If you truly believe in women’s empowerment then don’t support publications that insist on placing coked out, drunk whores on their covers, calling them “It Girls” or deeming their turds worthy of your attention. Let’s get real ladies.

On a side, if any of you want to be deemed “It Girls” by Fashion Indie, send us your photos and a small sentence on what the fuck you’ve done lately that makes you interesting. Dressing well helps (we are a fashion blog) but isn’t necessary. We’re looking for accomplishments like “Didn’t Drop Out of College”, “Just Hosted a Massively Cool Event”, or “Just Found a Cure for Male Pattern Pubic Baldness”. Send them to saynt@fashionindie.com and we’ll feauture you on the site.

Images from Gawker, Refinery29, and Nylon.

Got a little funk on your junk? Got balls that are so smelly Cory Kennedy won’t even gargle them? Sounds like you need some Man Junk. Man Junk is a product that is specifically designed for cleaning your bean bags. Man Junk boasts that regular soap won’t clean your nuts like Man Junk, and that it will even boost your sexual confidence. The soap is even referred to as a “wingman” because it kills all bacteria and skin irritation leaving your crime scene smelling fresh and ready for action. Not only should this be given out by the gallon for free in Williamsburg, it may actually be a good product. Just like a guy doesn’t want to hook up with a girl who has a little extra cheese on her taco, no girl wants a dude with a little extra sour creme on his baked potatoes. So get out there get some Man Junk and clean your balls!

Thanks Jezebel.

We just spotted a better video from the Diesel XXX party. It features a hagie looking Cory Kennedy, so consider yourselves warned.

I can’t say I saw this lasting too long either, but it comes as a bit of a shock that Miss. Kennedy was dropped as the face of Sebastian. Her replacement? Charlotte Ronson (not that much better). I guess it kind of makes sense to drop her, I mean she was the spokes person for a hair care company, yet she doesn’t take care of her hair. It’s okay Cory you’re young. Just because Sebastian didn’t like your head, doesn’t mean other 30+ year old men (like your ex-boyfriend) won’t pay good money for it.

The Cobrasnake is currently in Paris shooting shows, but he’s also had some time to shoot this Cory Kennedy dopplegangler. The girl looks like she’s 13, but if she’s hanging with the likes of the Snake, it’s only a matter of time before those bright, optimistic eyes whither to the “dude, did you bring the stash” look we’ve all come to love from our favorite internet it girl. 

Does anyone know who this is?

Daisy Out. Cory In?

Seems like Daisy Lowe is getting dropped from her modeling gig with Doc Martins in exchange for internet it girl Cory Kennedy. Seems like Cory is the one to watch since her deals with Urban Decay, Sebastian and NYLONtv.

Sorry Lowe, but you just lost out to the new queen bee. (Sorry, too much Gossip Girl catchup last night.) 

Source WWD

Coco Sumner is no stranger to the fashion, and is more than just another rock star offspring turned fashionista. With a couple Burberry campaigns under her belt, Coco is here to leave her own mark on the fashion world. Coco has been seen looking as hipster grunge as Cory Kennedy and as (dare I say) chic as Agyness Deyn. Recently seen at Andre 3000’s Benjamin Bixby party in London, Coco is just another youngster who is here to morph the fashion world.

Thanks to Style.com for the pics!

When we first saw these pictures of Cory Kennedy actually looking good, we were a bit skeptical as to whether the new Sebastian products she was supporting in the ads worked well or they just made her wear a wig. We were so curious we had to test them out. The people at Sebastian Professional were nice enough to send us some of the products from the line that Cory Kennedy sported, and we must say they do live up to their expectations. While Rebecca rocked the Whipped Créme product, I tested out the shampoo and conditioner. When we came to work the next day we were in a solid consensus that these products rocked. Rebecca was pleased with the amazing volume it gave her hair (she even used it for her wedding!), while I was pleased with how clean my abused long hair felt. I am now in no doubt that that was indeed Cory’s hair, and that these products were the receipe for her hair succuess (lets hope she’s still using them).

If you’re looking to amp up the look and condition of your hair, head over to Arrojo Studio or Patrick Melvilles’s studio in Manhattan to grab the amazing Sebastian Professional products.

Raquel Zimmerman is the star of the Sept issue of Vogue French. Shot by fame photographer Ryan McGinely and obtained by Gold Digger, this spread leaves us with much to question.

First, why is she wearing crocs in a Vogue issue? NY Mag also pointed this out, and we agree…Where was Carine Roitfeld when this was shot? Cuz even Lady Wintour wouldn’t allow this..

Secondly, why does she look like Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil? With cave like backgrounds and zombie like expressions.

Lastly, Raquel is one of the most beautiful and stunning models on the runway, so why did the photographer make her look so coked out? She clearly is not the best for this type of spread. I understand that she is a model and must have some diversity, but she looks like Cory Kennedy, which is never a good thing.

Cory’s newest zip code, 90210. The internet it girl will be in the first episode of 90210 when it airs on the CW on Sept 2nd.  She’ll be on there with on-again, off-again man toy Mark the Cobrasnake, whose famous for making the it girl famous.

Will she be teaching the girls of Beverley how to strike a pose?  Or will she just be educating them on the best way to get into clubs with fake id’s?  Check out the premiere of 90210 to find out.

Source Nylon

You’ve got to love Cory Kennedy’s recent ad for Sebastian Professional’s newest whipped cream mousse. While flipping through ELLE, I spotted the “Internet It-Girl”.  I then immediately went online to find the photos and stumbled upon this amazingly vapid interview. Enjoy….

She’s been called a cult blogger. A style stand-out. Her uncompromising voice on everything from footware to haircare is taking the fashion world by storm.

You’re a fashion icon. How do you create a fearless look?

By wearing what makes me feel most comfortable and genuine…and that makes me feel confident.

What exactly does it mean to be the “Internet it-girl?”

I’m not quite sure about that expression—’internet it-girl’. There are lots of opinions and ideas of what that could mean. To me it’s someone who is popular through use of the internet, and who expresses themselves in a way where people pay attention.

Let’s talk hair. What’s your routine?

I don’t have a routine with my hair…it’s really just based on how ever I’m personally feeling, and depending on my moods is how I decide to style my hair. But usually I just want it to look its natural way.

What do you think about Sebastian’s new look?

I love Sebastian’s new look. It’s so fun and fresh but with an exciting feel. I think its modernity and unique way really connects to today’s culture.

Let’s hear more about your personal style. How would you describe it?

My personal style is something I’m always changing because I’m constantly changing—being influenced and inspired by traveling, music, history, people and art. It’s always pretty carefree and I’m always experimenting with new looks and trying new things. I’d rather set the trends than follow them.

Tell us about your most fearless experience.

My most fearless experience? I feel like just living in the crazy world through the ups and downs, good times and bad times and walking with your chin up is quite fearless.

Cory Kennedy talks about Linday Lohan’s relationship with Samantha Ronson.

“Lindsay just feels safe with her, I just feel like they have a very loyal and trustworthy relationship, which is really hard to come across in the world that Lindsay’s in. It’s a trust thing.”

It’s funny that Cory talks about “the world that Lindsay is in.” Isn’t Cory in the same world? Maybe not in the same league considering Lindsay’s made movies, but she’s just as much a talked about young useless dirty ‘celebrity.’

Funny comment (with which I completely agree) I found about Cory Kennedy’s celeb status:

“I’m sorry, but a fifteen year old all over the Los Angeles party scene doesn’t jive with me. Plus, she looks beat up seven times since sunday. The lining in her nose is probably worn out and most likely has so many holes in her brain that I am sure it would make a better strainer of information than a retainer of information.

I can’t deny her above average sense of style, which now Lindsay Lohan has ripped, after her being showcased repeatedly by the Cobra Snake. Furthermore, this Cobra Snake (a la, Mark Hunter) is really starting to get vomit worthy as he is being followed by such rehabholics like Lindsay, Paris, those Madden boys, etc. Next thing you know he is going to have photos of Britney Spears screaming nether lips on his site. He needs to take a shower and probably start brushing his teeth more. I find him and this culture to be increasingly unappealing as now everyone is a part of it and it isn’t the cool scene -it’s the mainstream. Like Williamsburg was three years ago and is beyond dead, so is the Cobra Snake.”

Any product that can make Cory Kennedy look half way doable is totally worth picking up. We featured the photos before, but now we’re all about the video.

Sebastian Whipped Creme is so our must have of the week.