Lindsay Lohan: Failed Actress, Coke Addict, Jewel Thief?!?

Edited by Saynt

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is wanted for questioning by Scotland Yard. The actress self tanning spokesperson apparently took off with $500,000 worth of jewels from an Elle UK shoot. Considering this isn’t her first offense (she also swiped an $11,000 fur coat from a Columbia student and swiped goodies from Shia LaBeouf’s ex-girlfriends) it would seem that now would be as good a time as any to send the actress into the slammer, seriously. Cause how much better would that MTV/Samantha Ronson reality show be if Sammy had to visit her babymomma in the big house? I’d go with 500,ooo times better. Please arrest this bitch.

SOURCE: Lohan Investigated In Jewel Theft [TMZ]