*Especially girls who like girls.

The Staunch Lesbian is politically, socially and environmentally conscious and because she is, is incredibly irate and easily riled. For her, all of the world’s sufferings can be summed up in one word: penis.

- Mandals. Whether she’s gardening, marching or grandstanding, the Staunch Lesbian wants to be comfortable. Though FashionIndie has a standing war against the mandal, for the sake of pride, we’ll recommend it. That and the Staunch Lesbian, being so staunchy, will wear them anyway so she might as well slum it stylishly.

A Versace Teva from their Spring 2012 Runway

- Jurlique Daily Exfoliating Cream. The Staunch Lez, never a fan of make-up, and occasionally of deodorant, will no less appreciate Jurlique. Everyone needs some exfoliation plus the brand champions the environment and even has its own farm that the Staunch Lesbian can and will inevitably retire to.

- Unbearable Lightness by Portia de Rossi. An inspiring tome on anorexia, bulimia and living in the closet from America’s premier lesbian trophy wife will enrapture the Staunch Lez and probably incense and enrage her because of Hollywood’s pressure for women to be thin. And an enraptured, incensed and enraged Staunch Lesbian is a happy Staunch Lesbian.

- Cyndi Lauper’s She’s So Unusual. Lauper’s classic breakthrough album will have the Staunch Lez twirling her nonexistent skirt in 80s pop ecstasy. And Lauper’s ode to female self-pleasure “She-Bop” will strike a particular chord. Or two.

- Jack Daniels. The Staunch Lesbian likes her drinks like she hates her men, hard and stiff. Besides, Jack is about the only man the Staunch Lesbian will trust, even though he’ll end up screwing her eventually.

Lady Gaga, Karl Lagerfeld, Nicole Kidman, Alber Elbaz, Charlize Theron, Orlando Bloom, Blake Lively, Cyndi Lauper, Victoria Beckham and Gwyneth Paltrow lend their considerable star power to the project which is expected to donate about $1.2 million to relief efforts. [WWD]

LINK: Lady Gaga & Cyndi Lauper by Maciek Kobielski

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Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper joining forces for the new M.A.C. Viva Glam Spring 2010 campaign, which has raised more than $130 million for the M.A.C. AIDS FUND since 1994, as captured in V Magazine Issue #64.

Gaga says: “It’s quite awkward to be talking about my passion about the AIDS crisis and the gay community while doing my makeup but…Viva Glam!”

Story by Mark Jacobs

Photographer: Ellen von Unwerth

In case you missed it, here is Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper on Good Morning America talking about their roles in MAC’s Viva Glam Campaign for HIV/AIDS awareness.

This is the first image from the Spring 2010 M.A.C. Viva Glam cosmetics campaign, featuring Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper. The newest pop idol and the girl that just wants to have fun are the newest faces of the M.A.C. AIDS Fund, which has donated over $135 million to the fight against HIV/AIDS since 1994. Way to go M.A.C. This is going to be huge.

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LINK LOVE: Cyndi Lauper and Lady GaGa for Lady MAC Viva Glam Ad Campaign

Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper are the new faces of M.A.C’s Viva Glam campaign for Spring 2010.

LINK LOVE: FWD

Lady Gaga poses for Hello Kitty, designed to celebrate the famous cat’s 35th birthday. Photographed by Markus Klinko and Indrani, these images will grace a special edition of Gaga’s album, The Fame (supposedly, a lock of her hair will be attached as well). Gaga, along with Cyndi Lauper, will also front the new MAC Viva Glam campaign.

Dita Von Teese, Katy Perry. Tokio Hotel, N.E.R.D, Estelle, Cyndi Lauper, Dangerous Muse,Robyn, Róisín Murphy, Yelle, Moby, Yoko Ono, and Katharine Hamnett are the celebrities joining H&M and Designers Against AIDS (DAA) for Fashion Against AIDS, to help fight the disease and raise youth awareness.

All of the celebs collaborated with H&M on designs for T-shirts, T-shirt dresses, vests and bodies. 25% of the sales price will be donated to youth HIV/AIDS awareness projects. The collection, in 100% organic cotton, for both guys and girls will go on sale in H&M’s youth DIVIDED department from May 28 2009.

LINKAGE: Just Jared

H&M is teaming up with a number of different artists such as Cyndi Lauper, Yoko Ono and Dangerous Muse to design a series of tee’s that will be used to raise money for the fight against AIDS. The shirts will be released at over 1,000 H&M locations, and from what I can see the shirts don’t look half bad.

via The Fashionisto