Jimmy Kimmel Gets an Early Start on Next Year’s Oscar Race with “Movie: The Movie”

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

This is perhaps the greatest cinematic achievement that will actually never be achieved. Sure, The Artist may be the year’s Best Picture, but does it have Kate Beckinsale banging Chewbacca? Jimmy Kimmel recruited basically every star under the sun for the trailer of epic fake film, Movie: The Movie. Let’s see, we’ve got Tom Hanks as a robotic lawyer, Charlize Theron as a gun-toting sexy judge, Meryl Streep in a mustache, George Clooney as a wheelchair-bound scientist, Don Cheadle as a black white swan, Dame Helen Mirren on a hovercraft, Matt Damon as a disgruntled bunch of grapes, Gary Oldman as a centaur, Daniel Day-Lewis as Tyler Perry as George Washington  and Gabourey Sidibe as Black Hitler riding a meteor headed straight for Earth. Based on the novel Push by Sapphire, Movie: The Movie ensures that once you go black Hitler, you’ll never go back Hitler.

Blake Lively’s Bondage Past [VIDEO]

Edited by Hillary Frazier

I’m really surprised that no one found this sooner, especially since it was directed by Daniel Day Lewis, and stars Keanu Reeves, Robin Wright Penn, Julianne Moore, and Winona Ryder, but apparently years ago Blake Lively starred in an indie film in the UK that aired at the Berlin Film Festival called ‘The Private Lives of Pippa’ where she plays a confused teen involved in drugs and bondage. I don’t think this is that big of a deal, everyone has to get their film start somewhere. Maybe Lively wanted to stray from her role from ‘Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants’ and show she could be edgy? Needless to say, here’s the trailer to the film that is sparking a ton of controversy over her career..

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