Ooooo Aubrey, Giiiiirrrl, You Such A Natural Beauty and Stuff……

Today in Never-Ever land, somebody got airbrushed to the Motha McLovin T. The cover says it’s Aubrey but this lump of undefined silicon anime, doin it’s best Jessica Rabbit bit, couldn’t possibly be my sweet little church girl. I guess washing windshields at stop lights or goin to a temp agency to find a position of employment was out of the question. How do you go from multi-platinum girl group to servin up monkey fixins and sexy cakes in Playwhore? This is definitely not successful career planning We here as FashionINDIE frown upon such shady dealins.

Whomever let the little boy play with the photo shop software over there at the magazine needs a good shrapnel facial and a chemical peel with boiled tranny urine………I’m sorry, Extra Virgin Tranny Urine.

She looks like a bedazzled albino turd. It’s like RuPaul had too many of those microwaved pizza roll abominations and 2 hours later, after he calmed down from thinking he was having menstrual cramps, realized it was just a gut bubble, puckered and manured’ out God’s beloved that sits before you. Look at my angel all rouged and ready for a Kodak. DAMAGED indeed! Well I hope she at least got a box of Krispy Kremes out of it. I guess if it was a choice between suckin up to Diddly-Bops douchewater or playin Bingo with Hephner, I’d choose dry humps at the retirement home too. I love you so Aubrey……………..no, real talk, I really love you.

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Designers for Dollhouse Jeans have teamed up with pop girl group Danity Kane to produce a new line of funky fashions dubbed Danity Kane for Dollhouse. The girls held a press conference a The Dollhouse Showroom in NYC on Monday night, officially announcing their new collection for the denim line.

Thanks PopCrunch

Well Perez Hilton will be happy, his line will no longer be the worst clothing launch of all time after Aubrey O’day from Danity Kane launches her t-shirt line Heart On My Sleeve. So what’s more disgusting in the above picture, her pit stains or her face? Aubrey O’Day will be selling her line on the Heart On My Sleeve official website, but I give it a week or so before they are beggin Hot Topic to sell it for them. If they want to be sucessful I recommend buying plain white t-shirts and just have Aubrey press her face caked in make-up on it, that would be a pretty cool design and it would possibly make her pretty again. So for my words of wisdom for the day for all you women out there, don’t over do the make-up and don’t design shitty t-shirt lines.