Cool people, hang with cool people, and produce cool ass shit. Enjoysies…

New York Post reports, “WHEN our spies caught Danny Masterson at Teddy’s Jazz Night in Los Angeles making out with a woman who was not his yearlong love, Bijou Phillips, his rep wouldn’t say who she was. But now we have a name. Other sources tell us the mystery blonde was model Agyness Deyn. Worse news for Phillips: We also hear Masterson recently put the moves on Cameron Diaz. Bad dog! His rep declined to comment.”

Poor Bijou. I’m here for you baby, I’m here.

Danny, dude, congrats on still tapping major celeb and model bootie even though you aren’t actually working and your DJ name is Mom Jeans (seriously, Mom Jeans? You couldn’t come up with a better name?)  That is true pimpage that even Ashton Kutcher and Wilmer Valderama can’t compete with.