Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge Catherine Middleton wearing Zara in Berkshire

- Simon Doonan continues to be in the running for “World’s Best Person” with his advice to FIT grads: ”Make sure you have at least one drag queen in your life.” They’re very “life-affirming.” That’s the kind of real-world advice I like to hear. [Racked]

-Remember that time that Michelle Obama met Kate Middleton and I literally collapsed on the floor in a fit of screams and panting from all the fierceness. Because all of that happened. [The Cut]

- Behold new comedy duo Lady Gaga and David Letterman. They’re like an old Vaudeville act, if Vaudeville was full of ironic, egg-incubating popstars eating paper in nothing but a Viktor & Rolf jacket. Which it was. [Refinery29]

- A look back on the style of the romance of the century also known as Oprah and Gayle Stedman. [Fashionista]

- And of course, today is the last episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show. I haven’t seen it yet, but I can imagine when I do I will openly weep for hours until I eventually just turn into a pillar of salt. At least we still have OWN.

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 24: US First Lady Michelle Obama (R) meets with Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge at Buckingham Palace on May 24, 2011 in London, England. The 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, and his wife Michelle are in the UK for a two day State Visit at the invitation of HM Queen Elizabeth II. During the trip they will attend a state banquet at Buckingham Palace and the President will address both houses of parliament at Westminster Hall. (Photo by Toby Melville - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

Inspired by Gaga’s VMA dress, Willis wore a meat toupee. He even offered Letterman a bite!

Yup, he put that meat in his mouth and proceeded to spit it out backstage. I’m laughing, I think it is funny, and I’ll always think Bruce Willis is hot.

You can watch the video here.

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Kristen Stewart hit the Late Show With David Letterman with some drastic changes. The actress was showing off some shorter locks with a reddish tint. Kristen says the new hairdo is for her role as Mary Lou in the film adaptation of “On The Road.”

Reese Witherspoon wore this pink & black print dress by L’Wren Scott back in October at a launch for her new perfume with Avon, while Jessica Simpson was seen in the same dress last week on Light Night with David Letterman.

I think without a doubt Reese wins this faceoff. The dress does not flatter Jessica’s curvier frame & the chunky shoes don’t help either. I loved that Reese kept it simple with her hair, makeup, and accessories, since the print and color is bold enough.

Who did you prefer—Reese or Jessica?

Beyonce wore this blue Elie Saab dress last year on the Late Show with David Letterman, while Dita von Teese was recently seen at the Elie Saab show wearing the same dress.

I think they both look amazing in it, but my vote for the best goes to Dita because I love the way she accessorized it more. Her signature red lip also adds another fun color to the look.

Who’s your pick?

Vogue’s editor-in-chief landed on Letterman’s Late Night couch to promote The September Issue.

Via Fashionista

Letterman calls Paris Hilton an “entrepreneur”. I think he meant genital wart on the vadge of society.

Last year Paris had her name on a nightclub, Carl JR’s hamburgers, a perfume line, a clothing line and some shoes.

This year it’s canned champaign, a doll, hair extensions, and doggie clothes.

I hate to break the news. But I think we can safely break the news that Paris is in a downward spiral. Getting old suck for a Hilton

P.S. Love how she instantaneously places her hand on her hip when she walks out. Did she think the bright studio lights were paparazzi. Oh, the joys of fame.