Sh*t Maybelline Says, Taking It (Back) to the Creek and Roberto Cavalli Ran Out of F*cks to Give

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Ah, the future. Hopefully New York will legalize, or at least decriminalize, marijuana so we can get these badass weed vending machines. [MSN]

- Megan Fox is preggers with her first child thanks to 90210 alum/perennial hottie Brian Austin Green. I guess a naked pregnant photoshoot is  pretty much inevitable at this point. [E!]

- Charlotte Free is the new face of Maybelline, as announced in this brillz video by the bearded mastermind behind Shit Fashion Girls Say, otherwise known as P’Trique and featuring fashion folk like Betsey Johnson and Derek Blasberg. Video after the jump! [Huff Po]

Michelle Williams Channels Marilyn Monroe for Vogue

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Oscar-nominated actress and Dawson’s Creek alum — remember that? — Michelle Williams lands her second Vogue cover, this time dolled up as the ultimate movie star, Marilyn Monroe.

MUSE OF THE WORLD: Hervé Leger Is Uninspired, Proenza Is Peeved at Target and Whoopi Turned Her Oscar into a Bong

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Hervé Leger waxes fondly on the age of the Supermodel, when girls were “always lively and smiling” as opposed to now when they’re “too skinny, too sad.” Well, it’s hard to be lively and smiling when you haven’t eaten in weeks. I mean, I haven’t been lively or smiling since high school. And that was drug-induced. [Vogue UK]

- Target is apparently offering a Mossimo knock-off of Proenza Schouler‘s PS1 bag and Jack and Lazaro are none too happy about it. Target on the other hand will neither confirm nor deny the allegations but they did say something about being rubber and Proenza being glue. [NYT]

VIDEO: The CW “The Vampire Diaries” Sneak Peek

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Based on the best selling book/movie, ‘The Vampire Diaries’ comes to us from the same creator as Dawson’s Creek, which means we all have to watch.